LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - DANIEL CRAIG
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S JUST LOVELY TO BE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
I HOSTED EIGHT YEARS AGO, AND MY LIFE IS VERY DIFFERENT NOW
I MOVED TO NEW YORK. WHEN PEOPLE SAY TO ME, WHERE
BROOKLYN AT? I CAN TELL THEM, IT'S OVER THE
BROOKLYN BRIDGE OR THE MANHATTAN BRIDGE, DEPENDING ON THE
TRAFFIC. EVERYONE ASSUMES BECAUSE I PLAY
JAMES BOND I'M THIS SUAVE SOPHISTICATED GUY.
I HAVE TO ADMIT, I AM. I MEAN, I'M JAMES BOND
I KNOW ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE HUMBLE
OH, I'M JUST A NERD. I'M NOT A NERD
YOU'RE A NERD. NOW, THIS NEXT JAMES BOND FILM
IS GOING TO BE MY LAST BUT IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THE
BEST, BECAUSE WELL, WE HAVE PHOEBE WALLER-BRIDGE FROM
"FLEABAG" TO HELP WITH SOME OF THE DIALOGUE
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THAT DIFFERENT, BUT EVERY SO OFTEN I
WILL TURN TO THE CAMERA AND SAY, THE NAME'S BOND.
JAMES BOND IS IT BAD THAT I FANCY THE POPE.
YOU ALSO MAY HAVE HEARD THE RELEASE OF THE FILM HAS BEEN
DELAYED DUE TO PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS
THERE'S THIS SCENE THAT'S MY FAVORITE AND THE PRODUCERS HAVE
BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO LET ME SHOW IT TONIGHT
SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK ♪
>> CRAPS I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR GAME WAS
STEALING STATE SECRETS >> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME,
JAMES? MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR
FAVOR? >> MAYBE I'LL BE LUCKY
NOW, WHERE'S YOUR BOSS >> SEVEN, WINNER
>> REALLY? I JUST ROLLED A SEVEN.
>> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK -- >> WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE MY
DARLING. >> I'M 00 --
>> 7 >> HOT HAND AT THE TABLE FOLKS,
PLACE YOUR BETS. >> KEEP IT UP, MY ASS IS IN THE
HOLE >> DON'T LOSE IT, MY WIFE'S
GOING TO KILL ME WHO CARES, IT'S MY MONEY
>> WHAT DO I DO NOW? >> OKAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE MY
HEART IS BEATING SO FAST THIS IS JUST LIKE -- GIVE ME AN
8, GIVE ME AN 8, GIVE ME AN 8. 6-2, EASY 8.
>> YOU SIR, YOU, YOU YOU, SIR YOU, YOU, YOU
IT'S SO EXCITING WHAT DO I DO NOW
>> IT DEPENDS. >> RIGHT NOW IS DON'T ROLL A
SEVEN. >> CAN I GET A VODKA MARTINI
SHAKEN CAN I GET A VODKA AND RED BULL
PINT GLASS PLEASE? >> WE GOT A SIX.
>> LET'S PUT ALL OUR CHIPS ON HARD 4
>> LET'S DO IT, HARD 4 HARD 4
>> I'LL MEET YOU UP THERE. >> IF I ROLL A HARD FOUR
YOU BETTER CALL ME SIMBA, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST.
>> 2 AND 2 MAKES 4 THE HARD WAY. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHAT, I DID IT >> MY BOSS --
>> COOL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
I'M BUZZED >> OKAY, OKAY.
WHAT DO I ROLE NOW >> SNAKE EYES.
>> OH, YOU JOKE, SNAKE EYES. >> TAKE A LOOK AT THESE SNAKE
EYES >> OH, SNAKE EYES.
>> IT SEEMS MR. BOND YOUR LUCK HAS RUN OUT.
>> WELL PLAYED BOND. EVERYONE ALL RIGHT
>> YEAH, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU JUST ROLLED SNAKE EYES
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>> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. THE WEEKND IS HERE
SO STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, THANK YOU
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