♪ A stove is a stove ♪
♪ No matter where you go ♪
♪ A patty is a patty ♪
♪ That's what I say ♪
♪ A grill is a grill ♪
♪ This is surely so ♪
♪ And fries should be fries either way ♪
♪ But this grill is not a home ♪
♪ This is not the stove I know ♪
♪ I would trade it all away ♪
♪ If you'd come back to stay ♪
♪ This kitchen's not the same without you♪
♪ It's just a greasy spoon (Just a greasy spoon) ♪
♪ Without you ♪
[sobbing]
Alright, now tell me the secret formula.
But, sir, we haven't done the secret handshake yet.
Oh yes. Here, let's shake.
We don't shake with our hands, remember?
Uh, right, why don't you start?
We stand on one foot
Balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads,
and sing the Bikini Bottom National Anthem
♪ Oh, Bikini Bottom We pledge our hearts to you ♪
♪ As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue ♪
♪ Bikini Bottom, we love you ♪
Formula time?
Almost.
Yum yum, this spaghetti sure is good. Belch.
Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath.
Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef
Okay, now let's hear that formula.
Sorry, no can do, Mr. Krabs.
What?
But we did everything you said! I followed all the rules!
I even ate 105 black licorice jellybeans through a straw!
Now why can't you tell me the formula?
It's your rule. Never speak the formula.
You told me to keep it in...this bottle
This is it, Plankton.
Gently, now...
[gasping]
Gasp.
- Patrick! - Huh, what?
We're having a board meeting here.
We need ideas.
Hmm, mm, uh-huh.
I think I see the problem.
Your potty has a shocky thing in it.
No, that's not it you fool!
We need a new slogan!
You need to come up with another genius catchphrase like
"Chum is Fum", but different.
Oh, gotcha.
I'm so happy that they changed that old tired slogan,
"Chum is Fum".
Yeah, that new slogan "Fum is Chum" is way cooler.
Way cooler!
Here's your Chum Bucket Supreme, enjoy!
Patrick, my boy, you really earned that promotion!
Thanks, boss.
Nothing can stop me now!
I'm making chum fricassee.
Frica-what?
See, Plankton, there's a trick to making chum edible
We just gotta follow old Grandma Tentacles's secret fricassee recipe.
Secret recipe, you say, huh?
- What's in it? - Nice try, tiny Cyclops.
You won't get Grandma's delicate mix of seasonings and spices that easily,
but preparation cannot be rushed.
Each batch must simmer for exactly 24 hours.
Who took my blue blanky? Huh?
This is the secret stuff?
Doesn't look very promising.
Oh, just taste it already!
Well, the smell doesn't make me wretch.
Hey, that ain't bad at all!
It's actually amazing!
This is gold in the form of chum!
Squidward, my friend, you'll be the toast of Bikini Bottom!
This recipe is going to make you a star.
A star.