♫ "Do you believe in life after love?" ♫
Every morning we had a trough
of turkey bacon. And it would be eaten throughout
the day.
By everyone.
I’m a science freak.
I like to understand
the workings of quantum mechanics.
And I do.
And it’s really weird because I really suck at, you know,
multiplication, but...
let me talk about quantum mechanics — it’s
going down.
About 15 years and two children.
Three! Well, no. I only got two kids.
Chelsea has one kid. I’m not claiming them all.
That’s a lot of work in the hospital.
Surprisingly, I knew I was going to be gay.
I was like, "This is going to happen."
Binge-watched “Gypsy” on Netflix.
♫ Spec-tac-u-lar. ♫
Binge-watched the first season of “Insecure”
to get ready for the second season.
Binge-watched “Game of Thrones,”
five seasons in two weeks.
I would do "The View," come home,
and watch as many shows as I could
until around 1 or 2 in the morning.
Classical piece by Bach.
That would be great because it calms me down,
and I’m normally, like, up here.
My theme song as of right now is
“Lost on You” by the artist LP.
But as I gradually go from room to room...
it shall be classical.
I would like to be...
Issa.
I think she’s hilarious on “Insecure.”
That’s fantastic.
I would like to play Cersei.
I think she is a bad b....
I’m going to check my Amazon app real quick. Hold on.
It’s loading.
Angelus leather preparer and deglazer.
There’s also paints coming, and they’re coming,
which I need to get the… on the 2nd.
I gotta go home and get my paint.
You know what? The last book I read, which was fantasti...
"The KonMari Method."
Fantasti?
"The KonMari Method."
I’m really trying to be minimalistic even though
I have an addiction to Amazon Prime.
I'm like, "I’m a minimalist."
Effie in “Dreamgirls.”
Umm, and that’s the only one that I care about.
"Clueless."
I was not only Dionne, but I was Cher as well,
which is why one of my favorite moves is this thing
with the hair, but see, I had curls, so when I did that,
it just turned into a 'fro.
So, as my weaves progressed as I got older,
you can catch me sometimes, like, thinking I’m Cher.
And then, like, trying.
As if.
Cheerleaders are not as bad as they're acting right now.
They grow into cool people.
So don’t be mad that they’re cooler than you…
right now.
Jim Carrey. Adam Sandler.
I want to work with those two people — please!
For my 31st birthday, I was in New York,
and we went to karaoke. We also went to a
place called Burger & Lobster?
We went to Burger & Lobster, gurl.
We went there, gurl.
Jussie Smollett.
I have this weird obsession with Napoleon.
I don’t know why.
But he always is my go-to
when it comes to history people.
I know he wasn’t the best all the time.
But his ego was on point. His ego was on point.
What would I do?
I would try to conquer America.
My AIM screen name as a kid was LMD,
which stands for Little Miss Diva.
We’re not going to go into it.
We’re not going to talk about it.
When I graduated with my A.A. from college,
which literally happened, like, four weeks ago.
My mom was, like, crying.
I’ve had television shows. I’ve had concerts,
and movies and blah, blah, blah, blah.
That’s the first time I actually saw her, like, genuinely...
"mommy happy."
I would interview Ron Howard, and I would ask him
to help me create some amazing child labor laws.
♫ "I can feel something inside me say, ♫
♫ I really don't think you're strong..." ♫
That's actually Shakira.
♫ "Hey, baby, when you talk like that..." ♫
It's a lot of things going on in my head
at one time. Yay!
♫ "Take me to church. ♫
♫ I'll something like a dog in the sun of ♫
♫ your light. I'll summon your fears ♫
♫ and you'll sharpen your knife. ♫
♫ I believe that..." ♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
I don't know the words. That's why it's
a karaoke song.
'Cause I don't know the words,
♫ but I love the song. ♫
And then you do this dance with it. Take me to church.
I’m sorry.