We know what we're doing, so remember...
The Alamo!
No... Don't try this at home!
Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I'm your know-it-all sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
We're going to be microwaving this 20 Questions game. Let's see if it can guess "microwave"!
Jory: (reading game) "Ready?" Yes!
Okay... "Is it an animal?" No...
Question 20: "Does it bring joy to people?" (laughs)
"Does it bring joy to people?" Yes!
"Is it a microwave?" Holy [beep]!
Riley: Holy [beep]!
Jory: Holy [beep]! [Beep] you, Satan! [Beep] you, Satan! You're going in the microwave!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory and Riley: 2.6!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Riley: What should we do?
Let's find out!
Where are we?
The Jory Caron Laboratory 2.6!
What's our concern?
Uh, nothing! Uh, "sometimes"? I don't know. "Unknown"?
Alright, what do we hide behind?
This giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
You're giving me more than I asked for!
Jory: Okay...
Clearly, you're lying to me!
Well, this thing was donated by Ian. Does it know THAT? No, it doesn't, let's microwave it!
*electronic beeping*
We also have these fans, to circulate the air, and, as always, our GoldStar Intellowave microwave... (long pause) Melissa.
Jon: You forgot her name again, didn't you?
No, I just was making sure I said "Intellowave" correctly.
Jon: Intellowave!
'Cause I've never even heard of that before! Who's heard of the brand GoldStar?
Jory: If you have a GoldStar microwave, raise your hand!
Jon: (to 20 Questions game) Do you know you're going to die?
Jory: It knows EVERYTHING! How long are we gonna put that in there for?
20, two-zero, two-zero-something, 20...
Jory: Two-zero-two? Two-zero-two...
Jon: Two-zero-two! Let's see if you can question your way outta THIS, you piece of [beep]!
Jon: Get outta there, Jory! She's gonna blow!
Riley: Oh, already glowing red.
Jon: Guys, we have to get 20 questions in before it's destroyed!
Jory: Okay... Are you on fire?
Jon: Yes!
Jory: Are you smoking?
Jon: Yes!
Jory: Are you a 20 questions game?
Jon: Yes! Are you inside an Intellowave heating system?
Jory: Yes!
Jon: Are we going to get lung cancer from this? Maybe...
Jory: Unknown! Are you going to be a good episode?
Jon: Unknown!
Jory: Are you larger than a breadbox?
Jon: No!
Jory: Are you a mineral?
Jon: No!
Jory: Animal?
Jon: No, I'm a modern major general! So, 20 Questions, how does it feel to be on fire? Unknown!
Jory and Jon: Awwww!
Jory: There we go!
Jon: He's on fire now! Wow! That is... That's a lot of fire, considering how small that little thing is.
Jory: Yeah...
Jon: Is it bouncing around now?
Jory: No...
Jon: What is that...? What the [beep]?!
Jory: That's the gas from inside of the battery. Now, it's all burnt off. Okay...
Jon: Oh, is THAT what that was? The gas?
Jory: Yeah, yup.
Jon: Alright, kill the microwave, activate the fan.
Jon: Okay, go ahead, Jory!
Jon: Whoa!
Riley: Remember the last time we pulled out somethin' that decided to light back on fire in Jory's hand? Remember?
Jon: (disgustedly) Oh, dude! You just, like, laid a turd! What did you do?! What IS that?!
Jory: It's like burnt Jolly Rancher!
Jon: It looks like a candy, like a taffy.
Jory: I don't know how I know, but...
Riley: (to Jory) So, what do you think they're wondering?
Uh, I think they're wondering whether it's a good idea to microwave a 20 Questions game.
What do you think?
Uh... Bad idea!
Jon: Unless you want it to look like a liquid taffy diarrhea!
It's actually a fun thing to play with, and now, it's a bad idea! And that about wraps it up for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Oh, you're following me now, huh? (in slight Boston accent) I'm not gonna make this easy for ya, son!
Jon: I'll just stay in one spot. You'll come back eventually!
*end credits play*
Jory and Riley: "Does it open?" Yes!
Riley: Especially for Jory...
How else am I gonna put stuff inside of it?!
That was a sex joke!