[music playing]
Ryan, honey, this movie has franchise written all over it.
You believe this? I asked for popcorn.
They gave me a big old bucket of seeds.
FYI, they're called kernels.
No kidding.
Hey, Joan, popcorn seeds are called kernels.
Cool.
- It worked. - Nice!
About time.
H-Hey! Ha ha! Nice job, AWOL!
Where'd he go?
Who cares? It's queen punching time.
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[grunting]
So this is where worms live.
No, it's where you live.
[everyone] What?
Ladies and Glorivatrons,
may I introduce you to the newest exhibit
at our not failing alien zoo.
Humans!
I told you kids not to grab that worm.
I will eat all of you.
What?
I'm sorry, did you say, "Eat"?
Did I alien stutter?
But you couldn't possibly eat all of us.
[crashing]
[screaming]
Two suspects, armed.
The Dystopian cops are dirty, too.
This one's gonna hurt.
Charlotte, you heading back to base?
[chuckles] You head back to base...
I'm fighting crime.
Hey, hey.
Oh, no, I'm floating against my will.
That's right, Krampus.
You win a prize, ultra dark, sick glasses.
That's it!
[mumbling]
And I'll never go back there.
Cause... I can't stand musicals and I hate Frankini,
and my- my throat's, like, all raw
from doing all the singing, and, gah, it just feels so good
to be talking like a normal person right now,
you know?
Do you want your burger or not?
Maybe I'll just live here now.
I mean, I had breakfast in this booth
and, I got a good feeling about lunch.
Hey, are you hiring?
Your burger's getting cold.
You betrayed Rivalton?
I'm about to. Light it up.
No, no, no, no! No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, my precious nuke.
Whoa!
Ah, thank you.
Hey, when did you fill that thing full of baking soda?
Baking soda covered the land
and the people and, sadly, Gideon.
[beeping]
[sighing]
Space... the final frontier.
What does that mean?
You know, the final frontier.
Last place in the universe
that mankind hasn't explored yet.
Space!
[sighing]
You guys, Bigfoot is real.
Real handsome.
[laughing]
Just kidding, just kidding. It's nice to meet you.
So, uh, this is--
Oh, oh, I know this guy.
Henry Hart, aka Kid Danger, "Feels good."
[laughing]
Bigfoot knows my thing.
Of course I do. Schwoz talks about you guys all the time.
What?
Yeah, you must be Charlotte.
Schwoz tells me you're even smarter than he is.
What? It's true, though.
Uh, hey, you two. I'm talking to you guys.
Hmm? Hmm? What's that?
Oh, hey, what's up? How are you?
We were just, uh, you know, working.
Doing our job there. How are ya?
I don't recognize you guys. Let me see your badges.
Yeah, no problem. We got our badges right here.
Joey Gladstone.
Danny Tanner and uh, you know,
- we work here, so, you know. - It's definitely a real badge.
- Not a fake badge. - Whoa, whoa.
This doesn't look like professional lamination.
Oh, well, uh--
I need a security check on two employees.
Yeah, one says he's Danny Tanner.
So we have to make a new one.
The other says he's Joey Gladstone.
Uh, negative on that one. All is good.
[both talking at once]
Okay. All is well. Nothing, no problem.
[laughing]
Hello, Henry.
[yelping]
We scared him!
[cheering] [Semi-Charmed Life playing]
No, no, no, no, no. I was startled, not scared.
Check my fearatol level.
Oh, he was startled.
I was. Check it, Schwoz.
Was he scared?!
He was almost scared two seconds ago.
No, he was never fully in the scared zone.
[groaning]
Okay, socks go in the drawer, sweater in the closet.
Don't give up. Keep fighting.
Who is that?! [echoing]
You know who I am. I'm your cellphone, Chapa.
You can't give up. I need you to find me.
I miss you, so much.
I miss you too. And I need you to find me.
No. No, no, no. Please, please don't leave.
Keep fighting! Come find me!
No, don't leave!
Come find me!
No!
You guys are sure I'm not gonna die out there?
Yeah, you can last 15 seconds in space.
I'm not feeling 100% confident here.
Neither are we.
Anyway, before we drop you down
Schwoz is gonna tell you which direction to shout.
Is there gonna be some sort of count down--
No time! Scream us to the left!
[screaming]
[whining]
So c-cold.
Ooh.
Forgot to give you these mittens.
Scream 45 degrees to the right!
[screaming]
Oh, wow, you're doing great, buddy.
Grandma, is that you?
One more super scream straight ahead
to give us running speed!
Did you lose my mittens?
[screaming]
♪ I just do me, you do you I just do me, you do you ♪
Wait, wait, wait. Hey, come on, guys!
Come on. Yeah, yeah. [laughing]
Yeah!
♪ I just do what I do ♪
♪ So, you do you ♪
♪ And I never fall off I just do what I do ♪
♪ So you do you ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh♪
Okay, Henry, in 20 seconds,
you have to push the pink button.
Which one is pink? Tell me where.
Pick a corner. Left, right or down?
It's this one!
[beeping]
That's pink!
- Piper? - Piper?
Henry's sister?
Why are boys so bad with colors? Am I right, Charlotte?
What are you doing here?
What is she doing there?
Yeah, what are you doing here?
Well, I ditched Jasper and came back to the Man Cave
and snuck on board. This ship is bananas.
Do you do stuff like this all the time?
I don't know. Maybe not all the time, like once a week.
But I can't believe you snuck on board.
You put Jasper in charge of taking me home.
What did you think was gonna happen?
We go in, we kick some monster butt
we get the kids and we get out of there.
Sounds good.
Get the kids!
Would you like a hug?
Die, you foul beast! [screaming]
Get outta here! Get outta here!
No, stop!
I'll get you out of here, don't worry!
Let's go pumpkin head, fast!
Get over here!
Wow.
Man, that was a pretty rough trip
down the tubes.
I wonder what he's dreaming about.
Watch the screen and you will see.
[Jasper] Henry!
Hey, what's up, Jas...
[panting]
Henry, I'm late. Will you take me to the church?
W... Why are you wearing a wedding dress?
Ah, no! No!
- What? - Green dancy girl!
What the heck is--
Don't let her stop the wedding. Please don't let
the green dancy girl stop the wedding!
[screaming]
[music playing]
Hello... miss.
Uh.
Why're you green?
Henry!
Oh, hey, Ms. Shapen.
Do you know why that green girl is dancing?
You are in big trouble.
Why?
My cat hasn't gone to the bathroom in a week.
And how am I responsible for that?
I think George Clooney might be involved.
- George Clooney? - Yes.
What's wrong with my cat?
Tell us. Tell our eyes!
Don't yell at Henry.
You can't tell me what to do.
Shut up, right eye.