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You shouldn't try and take their money
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Hey, hi. Hello misfits. Welcome back to the channel. How was your day? How's it going? Are you having a nice day so far?
Okay, that's cool. I'm gonna ruin it
but before that
Let me just give you a gentle friendly reminder at knifepoint to subscribe to my channel and ring that
Silly little bell and maybe leave a well-thought-out comment or two because that's how YouTube works in 2019
Oh you make good content that your audience
Genuinely, enjoys? That's really cool. Did they ring the bell though?
It's so much fun. I can't think of anything more fun
than Being a youtuber. I love it. Anyways, I have something that I want to say
But I need you to promise me something first. I
Need you to promise that you're not gonna get mad because I'm gonna say something that might be just a little bit
I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna get it over with okay
Here we go
India is weird. Oh, god, please don't hurt me
Maybe I'm way off base, and I'm just a terrible person
But I don't think that that's that controversial of a thing to say. I mean on what planet is this normal?
We're talking about Indian tiktok today, by the way, if you haven't figured that out already yay. He's finally making a tiktok video. Yeah
Yay
That's you right now now you might remember the last time I talked about India on my channel
And they did not take that. Well, in fact, I still get death threats to this day
So I just want to make it abundantly clear that I don't hate India or the people of India
I'm just saying y'all are a little weird sometimes and weird and tik tok go hand in hand
I guess it's time for my second controversial statement of the video. I
Love tiktok is that a problem? Is there something wrong with that? Is there something you want to say?
Tik tok is awesome. Okay, stop hating. I am living out my dreams of being a Viner
Alright, just let me let me live
You know, I got a question I have a question for you
Hi, there's something I need to know the answer to if you're one of those people that hates tiktok
have you ever used tiktok or if you just listen to youtubers talk about how much they hate tiktok and
You can't think for yourself and you say that's you you think tiktok's bad - I'm just saying I'm just saying
Maybe you should I load it. Give it a try. Try it yourself because this is what you're missing
India is full of really talented visual effects artists
But this guy's not one of them. This trend was actually started by a different guy who did the exact same thing, but
Not quite so bad, but the other guy did such a hilariously awful job that it just became a meme instead
And
seeing these inspired me to make this video because I've seen so much just uh
What I don't even know what to call it
Content from Indians on tik tok and I haven't seen anyone else like really talk about it
I'm sure they have I've just I'm I just don't care. I just want to laugh at this stuff
I want to roast it a little bit. I think it'll be a good time. So just enjoy it. Okay, just be entertained
Stop resisting and just let me entertain you. It's just why is that so hard?
Oh
God I laughed at a Piques video Oh No Oh, where's my butter knife? Where'd I put the butter knife?
sorry gamers
I had to change my shirt that other one had too many wrinkles in and it was pissing me off you saw nothing
I've had this shirt on the whole time. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah crazy VFX
There's just so much crazy
VFX stuff coming out of Indian tiktok that I have to stop talking about it or we'll be here all day
but I just need you to see this last one just
Watch
Why does she spin like that when she lands just one more time I gotta see it one more time, that's it
Okay, so now I want to move on to what has got to be the worst the most
Garbage bottom tier comedy on all of the Internet. eboys
Specifically Indian e-boys. i-boys?
That was stupid I
Think Indian e boys might be so bad that they're good, but I'm not I'm not 100% sure on that
here's the thing if they're legitimately trying to be like funny or
Cute and they seriously think that they're making good content then it's funny
but if it's bad on purpose and they're just trying to like
Bait people into reacting to like weird Indian TikToks then it's just cringe
And in my
Extensive research on the topic. Here's what I've learned about i-boys they only care about three things their hair
using women is objects and
slow motion
every single one watch hair
Luxurious looks like a wig woman abused he slapped her epic motion
Slow no other speed exists. It's like they figured out the perfect formula for going viral or something
Hmm, maybe I should make one of these no, no, no there I'm not gonna make a video slapping a woman
No, not gonna happen not me. This is an oopsie free zone. We don't do we don't do these around here?
I'm not gonna lie. This chair is really comfortable
I
Seriously want to know why every Indian tik-tok ends in slow motion like they all do when I was writing this video
This was one of the jokes that I wrote down
Did you know that when you film a tiktok in India, they automatically slow down the last four seconds?
But then the more research I did the less it felt like a joke and the more I started to actually believe it because I
Seriously cannot find Indian tiktoks that don't end in slow motion
Now once you've defeated all the e boys and you've emerged victorious from your epic
Slow-motion battle with the i-boys. It's time to face the final boss. Are you ready?
I give you indian polnareff. That's a jojo meme for all the uncultured people in the audience
Now what can I say about Indian polnareff other than
Boi slim-jim called they said they want their mascot back
The i-boys always try to be so threatening and menacing
And dude, it just doesn't work. Like am I really supposed to be afraid of this guy?
Am I supposed to watch this video and go? Oh
Shit, did you see that? he choked the shit out of that dude. if I saw that guy in the street
I would just pee pee in my pants right there. Hey, come on
I
Could not be afraid of this guy. How you getting a fight with that guy with a straight face? It's not possible
It's not physically possible
Bruh come on. What is this?
First of all, look at his pants. They're already dusty
they've done this more than once this took more than one take to get how do you convince your friends to film a video like
This with you once let alone watch it back and say nah boys reset it we can do a better job than that
now that's a tiktok I would like to see all this dudes friends turning on him and
Choking him out for making them be in his crappy tiktoks. You could have that idea. You have that one for free
I'm gonna call it here. If you made it this far into the video, then you deserve some kind of award or something
I wish I had something I could give you let's do this. Just leave a comment that says
uhhhh Fuzzy pickles and I'll leave a heart on it or something better than nothing, right?
I snizzled my nizzle
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That's it. I'll see you guys in the next video. Okay. I love you. Bye