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Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And I'm your wobbly sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Jory: That's really messed up! This item right here is a "Star Wars" bobblehead.
His name is 4-LOM, and he randomly was in the background of one of the scenes. Now, we're gonna randomly put him in the background of one of our microwaves!
He actually will have more airtime in this little episode than he did in all of "Star Wars"!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory and Riley: 2.6!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is NOT a concern, and that's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody...
*sound of Riley shaking bobblehead*
Jory: ...Likes background characters! Let's go and microwave this [beep]!
*robotic, Darth Vader-esque sound*
Okay, we have these fans, to circulate the air, and, as always, our Intellowave oven, Melissa. In goes the experiment.
Jon: No! Please don't kill me!
Jory: Yeah, I know...
Jon: I want a role in the next "Star Wars" movie!
Jory: (blase) Yeah, no, no... The only person less likely to get a role in the next "Star Wars" movie is Jar-Jar Binks.
Riley: (in Jar-Jar voice) Me-sah no think so!
Jon: He was in episode V, so let's put it in there for 5 minutes.
Jory: Oh, okay! Let's go! Let's do this!
Jon: I can't even see 4-LOM. Can you guys?
Jory: No, not really.
Riley: He's smoking.
Jory: Oh! What the hell?! Did he fall over?
Jory: Oh, no, no, no, I see him.
Jon: (sarcastically) This is exciting!
Jory: It will be, it will be!
Riley: (in dramatic voice) You will be! You will be!
Jory: Probably lead him back...
Jory and Jon: Home!
Jon: I don't even see anything sparking! Like, I thought for sure the metal spring inside 4-LOM's bobblehead would spark, coil, and go off like a hyperdrive, and that he'd be from here to Tatooine in no time!
Jon: But he's just hangin' out, bobblin' his head. (in silly voice) Bobble, bobble, bobble, bobble, bobble!
Jon: (as 4-LOM) I'm a minor character in "Star Wars"! Bobble, bobble, bobble, bobble, bobble! No respect from the Jedi!
Jon: Lots of smoke! I think there's a fire in there.
Jory: Yeah, yeah, there is.
Jon: There's definitely a lot of orange, so it's either that or...
Riley: Oh! Hey! Whoa! Holy hell! I killed the microwave!
Jon: (to Riley) Why did you kill the microwave?
Riley: Why did I turn it off?
Jon: Yeah!
Riley: Was I supposed to leave it on?
Jon: Yeah! No one told you to turn it off!
Riley: (surprised) Oh!
Jory: (in same surprised tone as Riley) Oh, oh! Oh, oh!
Jory: Interesting take on a "Star Wars" character.
Riley: It smells like nail polish!
Jon: Well, his head is definitely not gonna bobble too well anymore. It looks like he just has a tumorhead!
Jon: (to Jory) Turn him upside down! See if he'll still bobble!
Jory: (excitedly) Oh! He still bobbles!
Jon: Turn him right side up.
Jory: We're actually making new bobbleheads! We're recycling!
Jon: They are now tumorheads!
Jory: All of you environmentalists out there- we're recycling right now!
So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a 4-LOM thing? Yes, it is, 'cause who the hell even knew that 4-LOM existed before this episode?
If you knew that 4-LOM existed, leave a comment below, and we will call you a liar!
Jon: Also, get a girlfriend!
Jory: Yeah!
Jon: You're a dork!
Jory: Yeah...
Jon: Even I didn't know 4-LOM existed!
Good idea! And that's about it for this episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
*end credits play*
*Jory gives wimpy, feeble clap*
Jon: Wait! Other side!
Jon: Clap like a man!
*Jory gives an even more pathetic clap*
Jon: A heterosexual man!
*Jory gives strong, loud clap*
Jon: There ya go! I want you to spike those reds, my friend!