[MUSIC PLAYING]
-"Yo Mama."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad!
Yeah!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out of her window,
she got arrested for mooning!
-It was your face, huh?
That's what they all say.
Get it the car!
-Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
seaweed was something that fish smoke.
[LAUGHING]
-I'm freakin' out.
-Yo mama's so fat, when she died,
she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama's so ugly, "Hello Kitty" said goodbye.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Ew, you are so ugly.
Oh, goodbye.
Goodbye.
What the fuck is a "Hello Kitty"?
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought tickets (YELLING)
to X-Box Live!
[CRICKETS CHIRP]
-Get it?
Cause she thought it was a concert?
-Yo mama's so fat, every time she turned around,
it's her birthday!
I'll just stand behind her, you don't
have to give her any presents.
Genius!
I'm a freakin' genius!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays (YELLS) "Mortal" Kombat!
(SINGING) Dut du du do du da, dut dut dut dut dut dut.
Dut dut dut dut do do do, fight!
-Scorpion said, stay over there!
[YELLING]
-Fatality!
-Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
-Seriously, lady?
C-- c-- c-- come on!
What are you thinkin'?
Yo mama's so fat, when she made a PS3 account,
the entire network crashed!
[BREAKING GLASS]
Come on!
I just wanna play some "Battlefield 3"!
Yo mama's so ugly, neither Jacobs nor Edward
want her on their team.
-(IMITATING RYU) Shoryuken!
-Team Brody, yeah!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth!
She also tried to eat a Smurf.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dies in "Call of Duty,"
the player gets the five-person kill streak!
-Care package ready for direction.
Show us where you want it.
-Yo mama's so ugly, she give Freddy Kruger nightmares!
-You need an extreme makeover, bitch!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
-No, I didn't mean that.
Wake me up, damn it!
-Yo mama's so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr Pepper.
[CRICKETS CHIRP]
(HESITANT) Yeah.
Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood,
he got diabetes!
-1, 2, Type 2 Diabetes, ha, ha-ha.
Oh, wait, that's not funny.
-Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to the bathroom,
she scared the shit out of the toilet!
It looked like a "Coco Puffs" commercial.
Yo mama's so fat, she had to be baptised at Sea World!
What I'm trying to say is, your mother's a whale-- a whale
of a good time, yeah!
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew!
Stupid lady, that's a refreshing beverage!
Jeez!
Yo mama's so fat that she needs cheat codes for "Wii Fit"!
Seriously, I don't have time for this, all right.
I gotta go work on my abs, and my glutes, and my quads!
Yeah!
Work it out!
[MUSIC PLAYING]