- I'm gonna interrupt
because I don't know what's coming next,
but I just wanna make sure this next song
involves some sort of grunge rock.
- I got a bunch of bears,
so like if that's helpful,
let me know and I'll use that.
- Yeah, in some ways,
a friendship is a stronger tether than dark magic.
- Are you saying, "With this bear, I thee wed?"
- Whoa. (laughs)
- Oh, was that a gross miscalculation?
Oh, God! - That's more of a ring thing
than a bear thing, but no.
I'm not ready to get married yet.
- Okay, yeah, me neither. - No, no, it's okay,
it's okay. - Yeah, that's fine.
- None of us were thinking about that.
We weren't thinking about having just
one big wedding for all of us. - Yeah.
- No.
Oh, you know what would be so cute though?
If like the bears had a big wedding.
- That would be so cute! - Like one's like
got a little groom bear
and there's another
little groom bear- - Wait.
- And they're two bears and they're getting married?
- Okay, I think I have a good idea.
What if we throw a wedding for the bears,
and Jerry's like, "That's too cute, I can't miss it."
He comes because nothing's cuter than a bear wedding.
- Okay.
We have a gay bear wedding.
We invite Jerry.
- [Jess] Yeah.
- 'Cause no way he's missing the gay bear wedding.
- No one would ever miss it!
- Yeah, it's a bear honey trap.
It's a perfect plan. - That is right.
(upbeat rock music)
This is the perfect plan! - Yeah!
I'll send out invitations!
(upbeat rock music)
Britney, Vanessa, make sure you get good flowers!
- Oh, yes, sir! - Who's handling the catering?
From Wetzel's Pretzels.
♪ Laying a trap for a janitor ♪
♪ The perfect trap we dare ♪
♪ 'Cause who can resist ♪
♪ A gay wedding for a couple of bears ♪
♪ It will be adorable ♪
♪ Everyone will stop ♪
♪ Because if you see a gay bear wedding ♪
♪ Then it's gonna be the talk ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪
♪ Okay, okay ♪
♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪
♪ And none of it will be ironic ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ And all of it will be iconic ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ There won't be a single drop of rain on your wedding day ♪
♪ No ♪
♪ And everyone will gather ♪
♪ And it's like we're in Seattle ♪
♪ Because this is the hottest town around ♪
♪ There's nothing that could be cuter than what we found ♪
♪ They've got matching tuxedos ♪
♪ Matching little boots on their paws ♪
♪ Cute ♪
♪ And everyone is looking around ♪
♪ Obviously because ♪
♪ Okay, okay ♪
♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪
♪ Okay, okay ♪
♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪
♪ Knock, knock, Mr. Janitor, ♪
♪ I've got an invitation for you ♪
♪ Who's there ♪
♪ It's the wedding of a century ♪
♪ And me and you ♪
♪ I would like to go to a wedding ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ What will it be like there ♪
♪ It's a gay old wedding, but between two teddy bears ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪
♪ Okay, okay ♪
♪ Hooray, okay ♪
♪ It's a gay bear wedding ♪
♪ Here we are now at the wedding ♪
♪ And I've got one hand in my pocket ♪
♪ And the other one is giving a ring to a bear ♪
♪ Ring to a bear ♪
♪ There's a bear groom and a bear groom ♪
♪ And they are here for a wedding ♪
♪ For a gay bear and another ♪
♪ Not related, they're not brothers ♪
♪ Here we are now, here we are now ♪
♪ At a gay bear wedding ♪
♪ Here we are now, here we are now ♪
♪ For a gay bear wedding ♪
(upbeat rock music fades)
- If anyone has a reason
that these two gay bears should not be wed,
speak now or forever hold your peace.
- Jerry?
- Hm?
No, I love it!
(Mano laughs)
I love it!