- I think I read Milka.
- Milk chocolate.
Oh. - Milka Chocolate?
Yes!
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Milk chocolate, that's not that exciting,
and then I was like,
"Oh my God, there's an A on the end of it!"
- (gasps) I love it.
- Milka Chocolate is my favorite.
- They're a very European chocolate.
- Ooh, fancy. - Yeah.
- It's like, you know when people go abroad,
and they come back with a big giant Toblerone?
- Milka bars get this big, boys.
- Yeah, Milka bars, it's like, it's a European staple.
- Yeah! - Yeah.
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- Man, Oreos is like Drake.
He features on everyone else's songs.
- Seriously. - What the hell,
you see Oreo everywhere.
- Oreo! - Oh, man.
Why didn't they say Oreo in the first place?
- I forgot about that.
- Yeah, of course, everything has an Oreo flavor.
- Everything now. - Everything.
- The OG, the Oreo.
The original, the OC?
Welcome to the OC, bitch, the original cookie,
the Oreo cookie.
- Like, wow.
- I'm sorry, I'm a bro!
- We're supposed to-- (laughs)
- In and out!
That's how you do it!
- Mmm!
- It's that melty chocolate.
- Y'all like Oreo?
Y'all like to double dip?
You like to take the little biscuits out
and give 'em a little bit of a licking?
- Mmm.
- I love an Oreo.
- Yummy.
- I actually think it's better melted, personally.
Imagine that with some ice cream. (gasps)
- Oh, this is actually better than I remember these being.
- Mmm.
- Tube of Oreos? - Mhm?
- It's basically like a little a flask of addiction.
- Yes.
- They're all going to go.
They're all going to. (slurps)
- An Oreo...
Think of it as a highway to heaven,
and the cream is a little white line down the middle.
- That is a beautiful image.
- Poets.
- It's so yummy.
- It was pretty damn amazing.
I love it, it's very creamy. - Mmm!
- There's something nice and light.
- Oreo sometimes comes in and wrecks things for me now
'cause it's like, they're in everything.
- Mhm.
- But Milka somehow, they did it right. (claps)
- They did. (claps)
Well done, Milka.
- I feel you might have given us the best first.
- I don't think there's any such thing as a bad Milka bar.
- There is not.
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- What's that?
Oh, I fucking love this one!
- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
- What is it?
- Cream and biscuit.
- We already had cookies and cream.
Now we have cream and biscuit.
- I don't know, I played that in college.
I didn't enjoy it.
(Seamus laughs)
- Did you...win?
- I won!
- Right in, straight away, no kissing, like.
- Don't judge me. - I swear to god.
- Don't judge me.
It's delicious, what else do you want me to say?
- (laughs) "It's delicious,
what else do you want me to say?"
Colin's like, oh, there's stuff, actually.
(Donal laughs)
Yeah, you do need to say,
you need to say you did love things.
- [Both] Eyy!
(Colin laughs)
- Mmm. - Loads of cream on top.
- It's a cracker.
- It's like a custard cream, but in a Milka bar.
I've never had this before.
- Even if the biscuit part wasn't good,
the Milka Chocolate is just like, it's top notch.
- The cream can come off the biscuit very easy,
so if you want to take the cream off the top of it
and have just the creamy chocolatey goodness,
you can do that. - Mm.
- It is a little bit savory.
- It is a bit of savory.
- It's like almost verging on cheesy.
- I didn't wanna say it,
but there was hints of fromage in my mouth.
- Yeah. - And I thought if I said it,
I would be booed by everyone else in the room.
But it's slightly cheesy.
- You're right about the biscuit.
The biscuit is actually, 'cause you know
sometimes you have biscuit in your chocolate,
and it's a bit stale?
This one, ooh.
- Yeah, exactly nice and crunchy.
- Like a baker made it in your mouth, you know?
- The biscuit overpowers it a little bit.
- It was the whole layer of biscuit and only a bit of cream.
- Yeah, yeah, but it's still delicious though.
It's still great.
If I bought this in a shop up in the Swiss mountain
before I was flying back to Dublin, I'd be a happy mouth.
- Here's my thing about Oreos.
It's a very soft chocolate when it's in it.
So you eat them very quick, right?
That's my problem sometimes
when you choose your Cadburys, your Milkas,
is you want one that has resistance to your teeth.
This provides a little bit of resistance,
so it's like a speed bump.
It would slow you down.
You wouldn't plow through it compared to the Oreo.
'Cause I think you could eat three Oreos
in the space you'd have one of these.
- Well, I'm thinking if you go too obvious
what I'm expecting, it won't be mindblowing enough,
but strawberry would be what I would like.
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Ohh, different squares now!
- Bigger squares.
- Oh yes, strawberry!
- Yes, (claps) woo!
- Okay. - Yay!
- You brought the thunder and the flames.
- Love a strawberry chocolate.
Makes you feel decadent without having to go
to an Illuminati dinner party.
- You go first.
- It's not great when you can't pick up chocolate.
(laughs) You know what I said.
- No.
- You're such a brat.
- Oh yeah.
Mhm. - Mmm.
- This is the one I get in the airport.
- It's lovely, isn't it?
- This is very nice.
- It's like going mouth first into a bath,
- But the way you would imagine it to be in your dreams.
Not the way it is in reality.
- No.
- But then you just get like very red eyes and...
- It's not great. - Soap up your nose.
- Yeah, there's a reason you don't do it that way
in real life, but in a dream!
Absolutely.
- Yeah, I don't like the sharpness of the strawberry
with the cool creaminess of the Milka Chocolate is not,
it's just not giving me the "ooh ahh" sensation.
- This is extra creamy!
- Mm, mm.
- Like the whole lot just turns into a molten gooey mess
in your mouth. - Yeah, yeah.
That's the way to do it.
And if you get a little tiny granule of the red thing,
- Mhm? - flavor blast.
- Again, great to dip into milk, milk substitute,
or a hot drink of some sort.
- Kind of like eating a lump of butter. (laughs)
With a bit of seasoning on it.
It's a bit lumpy.
- That's actually not really too far off.
- No, it really is.
- If you're gonna buy any one, buy the strawberry one.
It's beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
- Top tier Milka!
- It's a lovely chocolate.
- You can't dislike this
because you've got strawberries.
Strawberries pretty much the best berry and chocolate.
- Strawberries are so good.
You buy them off a stranger on the side of the road.
There's very little other things you do that,
and the cops are okay with it.
The cops see some guys selling strawberries and go,
"oh, it's an entrepreneur."
Sell anything else, the cops are like,
"sorry, we need to have a talk."
- You're a crime person.
(Damon laughs)
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- Raisin and nuts.
You know what?
I'm not a fan of raisin and nuts.
- Me neither
- Raisins and nuts is always a good combo on any bar.
- It was one of my favorite combinations on a Cadbury's bar.
The fruit and nut. - Mhm, yeah.
- Because there was a little crisp in there too.
- Mhm.
- I think raisins are the kind of thing that like,
they've been around for hundreds of years.
- Yeah. - And before people are like,
"oh my God, these are amazing."
But now we've got so much sweeter stuff that raisins,
they don't have that pride of place like they used to.
Now raisins are like, ah,
they're a bit of an old person...sweet thing.
(Bláithín laughs) - Good times.
- I'm gonna just eat it, I guess.
I'm not gonna-- like, I love nuts.
I don't like raisins, I guess.
- This man is nice 'cause I like a nut.
I like a nut in my bar.
- Mhm, me too.
- It's got a chew factor.
- Mhm. - Slows you down.
It stops you.
It's like running through a room in the dark.
You can't just go full speed, but take your time.
- You gotta feel your way out.
- You absolutely do.
- The thing is, I like raisins
over here, separately to my chocolate.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
- Nuts in chocolate?
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, but like, raisins, nah.
- No. - Nah.
- No.
- This is bottom tier for me 'cause of raisins.
- I love it.
- No offense raisins.
Now, nothing wrong against the bar of chocolate.
The Milka is still lovely.
It's just, I'm not a mad thing on raisins, like.
- I got so much nut after taste.
(Seamus laughs)
(laughing) I was very confused for a moment.
It was like my whole head was nut.
- Were you afraid that you were having some sort
of allergic experience?
- (laughing) It was very, very strange for a moment.
'Cause I was like, how did they pack this much nut
into one little cube?
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- What is this?
- What's this?
- Oh, hooo.
- Holy crap.
- I could be biting me words here, lads.
- Raspberry cream.
- There's jam!
In a bar!
- This is raspberry cream.
Don't think I've ever had raspberry cream before.
- No.
- I'm not mad, it's too sweet.
But then again, I have just had five chocolate bars.
So, you know.
- Sharp but it's creamy.
- I've never seen this one before!
- Me neither.
- Mmm! - Mmm.
- Oh, I like that one a lot.
- So much flavor immediately.
- Mhm.
- So much.
- I think I'm not gonna eat it.
- No-- whoa.
- Do you do this a lot?
Would your people do that?
If they have food in front of them, they don't eat it?
- What?
Of course, you're the only one that has to,
like insists on eating everything.
- That's so weird.
- Oh, goddamnit.
I'm gonna be--
I'm gonna be trading on--
- Your strawberry's gonna be so disappointed.
It's not the favorite anymore.
- Don't betray the strawberry.
- Great point, though.
Anybody who says they don't like this chocolate--
- Why are you pretending?
They're trying to keep love out of their hearts.
They're trying to build a barrier.
They're like holding up the plate
to like shield themselves from love.
- I don't know, I was thinking maybe you could save it
with some biscuit.
- No.
No, no, 'cause it's creme.
- Yeah, put it out.
Put it out of its misery.
- So smooth, and tasty, and like...
Creamy!
- It was the right amount of jam in that.
- Yeah, it was so good.
- Really nice. (claps)
I really much enjoyed that one.
- Yeah.
There's nothing funny to say about it
because it was just a tasty, tasty treat.
(Damon laughs)
- We could give it a go. (laughs)
No, we're done.
Move on to the next one.
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- This one looks browny.
- This one is...
Holy shit, it is brownie.
- Yep.
Oh, it's brownie cookie!
- It's brownie brownie.
- It's brownie Oreo. - Yeah.
- Oreo's back in the building.
- Ooh.
- What a sandwich!
We've started and ended at the same place, Seamus.
- We've come full 360 degree circle.
- Like the circumference of an Oreo.
We're doing Oreo brownies.
- I went for it.
- As ever because he's a selfish bastard.
- Mm, a happy, selfish bastard.
- Is it good?
- Oh yeah, great.
- Good, okay.
- Mm, there's a crunch.
- It's crunchy all right.
Not really crunchy but...
there's biscuit.
- Gooey.
- But gooey in a different way to the raspberry cream.
- Mhm.
- Oh my God, yeah!
- Really tasty brownie as well.
Like, restaurant brownie.
- Yum, like, this is like Eddie Rocket's brownies.
- You know, you know it!
- I know my brownies!
- Ooh, man.
- Ooh, I like the fudge off that.
- The flavor's lovely.
- That's fudgey.
- The regular Oreo Milka bar that we had earlier?
- Yeah.
- That was already one of my go-to chocolate bars.
- Absolutely.
- This is that times three.
- Even after we've had all those chocolates,
I'm still like, that was class.
'Cause usually after five chocolates, you go ugh.
But that was amazing. - Mm.
- For something that's premade.
- Yeah.
- The brownie flavor and the gooiness is all there.
- The original Oreo is like having a drink
on a Friday afternoon. - Mhm.
- This is dressed up to go out.
It is pretty good.
- I would've been very unhappy
if we had ended on the raspberry one,
but since we ended on the brownie one,
yum, yum, yum, yum! - Mhm.
- [Both] Raspberry!
- Jammy!
You jammy little chocolate bar, you!
- Consistently nice chocolate.
- Mmm, I'm so happy, I might propose to Seamus.
We shall see.
- I'm so happy, I might say yes.
- Thanks for watching guys.
- Hope you enjoyed that.
If you got a little bit of a sweet tooth,
how about a sweet tooth for another video!
- Go for it!
- There's loads of playlist of us eating loads of chocolate
and candy from around the world.
Get stuck into it.
- Drunk and trying all sorts of alcohol, and suffering,
and trying disgusting things.
- Go on, hit that bell. - Hit that bell.
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