- This is what single people do.
They try other people on and see how they fit.
But everybody's an adjustment, nobody's perfect.
There's no such thing as a perfect...
(soft music)
Come on.
(reel rattling)
Work hard, work will save you.
Work is the only thing that will see you through this.
I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car.
And I knew it.
It was like. - (sighs) Magic.
- Magic.
Well, she looks like my third grade teacher,
and I hated my third grade teacher, wait a minute.
She is my third grade teacher!
What is tiramisu?
- [Jay] You'll find out.
- Well, what is it? - You'll see.
- Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her
and I'm not gonna know what it is.
- If you play this backwards, it says, Paul is dead.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
- [Jonah] Do you believe in heaven?
- (sighs) I never did.
And the whole idea of an afterlife, but now I don't know.
How do I look?
How do I look? - Great.
- Do I look okay, do I look all right?
I look stupid, I look stupid.
I look like I'm trying too hard.
Was gonna get a haircut,
but then I just look like I got a haircut.
Everyone thinks Brooks Robinson is the greatest.
- It's a sign.
- I'm outta here, goodbye, goodnight, I love you!
Yeah, we don't see a lot of potatoes around here,
we're rice men.
(Victoria giggling)
(dramatic music)
Hello?
It was like I knew her or something, it was weird.
- You mean like a deja vu thing?
- It was a very French deja vu-ish kind of thing, oui.
- Oui.
- Well, I cried at the end of The Dirty Dozen.
- Well, who didn't?
- It's Jim Brown, he's throwing these
hand grenades down these air shafts.
And Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin,
were sitting on top of this awkward personnel carrier,
they're dressed up like Nazis.
- [Greg] (cries) Oh God, stop it.
- [Sam] Trini Lopez.
- [Greg] (sobs) Trini Lopez.
- He busted his neck when they were
parachuting down behind the Nazi lines.
- Stop it!
- Don't go rolling in poison ivy
as soon as I leave the house.
Or lock yourself in a closet,
or do anything that makes you need stitches.
If your finger falls off, it's staying off.
No one's gonna pack it on ice
and take you to the hospital,
so you can be a breakthrough in laser surgery.
I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid.
1990s and nobody's getting laid.
I'm the only man in America who is getting laid this week,
and I haven't been laid that much.
Six girls in college, maybe seven.
How long you been standing there?
- [Jonah] Forever.
- What did you hear me just say?
- [Jonah] six girls in college, maybe seven.
- Seven, eight, Mary Kelly!
(door slams)
- [Jonah] I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
- That's good, you'll have a lot to tell Oprah,
how your dad destroyed your life,
'cause he had to go off for a weekend special,
at the Holiday Inn!
Hey, hey, I'm sorry.
(men yelling)
Money, all right?
Money, money, money.
- [Dispatcher] Step right in with you.
- [Man] Wait a minute!
- [Dispatcher] Next!
- (sighs) You are my family, you're all I've got.
- I thought she'd be here, I thought she'd come.
- We're doing okay, aren't we a minute?
Are we okay, are we all right?
So far, have I done anything really stupid?
- No.
- Have I screwed it up for the both of us?
- No.
(somber music)
- It's you. - It's me.
(romantic music)
- I saw you in the street.
- Are you Annie?
- Yes.
- Shall we?