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I expect it, to a degree.
But I wasn't thinking it would go that far.
I mean, it was not one, it's not two.
I think there were three, weren't there?
I don't remember.
I blacked out.
[screaming]
My heart is beating rapidly.
I feel angry, I--
just give me a minute, one second.
[creepy gibberish noises]
[screaming]
She was hiding in the [bleep] closet or the shower.
And then she proceeded to make a very creepy noise that
went sort of like this.
[creepy gibberish noises]
A good, like, bah, is better than a
[creepy gibberish noises].
It was not okay with me.
And then I thought, what if it just slowly opens.
It would never occur to me that there would be anything more.
Why would anybody want to give someone a heart attack?
Oh god, that guy is coming.
[screaming]
Now see, it's funny now.
But then, it was horrible.
He should have--
Who was it?
Well, see, he should have, like, ducked his head around.
Oh, he failed.
I like how Ellen's giving him a note.
He's already gone.
What he should have done was never
come out in the first place.
Is somebody going to come out of there?
It has happened.
No.
No, I don't expect a third.
And yet, a [bleep] clown came out of the thing.
Just, I really don't like it.
That clown was like, I've been in this box for 15 minutes.
I have to go.
He went tearing off, and he was wearing a clown outfit.
I hid under the table.
[screaming] I get so loud.
I hid under the table.
Okay, and it was a clown, too.
You saw it?
Yes, I did see it.
If I was to get Ellen back, I'd get a big Styrofoam ice bucket.
Styrofoam.
She doesn't like Styrofoam, she doesn't like the word cotton
or cotton balls.
I would probably fill a Styrofoam ice chest
with some cotton balls and slide around in it, you know,
like I can make that like [squeaking noises]..
Which I know she doesn't like.
It's happening.
I like a good payback.
Just watch your back, Ellen.
Watch your back.
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