What's up everybody, Rob here,
and you are watching yourself another episode of Man VS. Pin
And /today/ we are taking on some internet bullsh*t:
Black Lemonade
That's right.
I don't know what the f*** it is, do you know what the f*** it is?
A lot of you have been asking for it down in the comments below
Uh, Actually, let me, uh, rephrase that:
A lot of you have been asking /Corinne/ for it down in the comments below,
and not me. Which makes me think that you just think that I'm some kind of f***in' idiot over here.
"...Not able to make black lemonade..." Well, guess what?
I am on my way to the store /right now/.
I'm gonna pick up all the f***in' supplies for it, and I'm gonna prove you all wrong
That's right: me, this motherf***er, makin' Black Lemonade not Corinne.
I'll see you in the f***in' store.
I got my bag right here, my reusable bag. Do you have your bag?
Are you bringing that sh*t when you come to the store?
Are you as f***in' prepared as me?? I don't think so.
Let's see, I definitely need some lemons in here.
Uhhhhhh
Where are they, where they- O..k, yeah, oh, perfect. Here they are.
Black Lemons.
Uh, oh. All the way from Transylvania, I see. Nice.
Oh, and they're organic, bonus.
Alright, I'm gonna grab a couple baskets of these. uh.. alright.
Getting myself some sugar over here,
along with some Cherry Kool-aid.
Yeah, maybe for the ice cubes?
And [the] last ingredient I need is Charcoal.
Uh, I don't see any Activated Charcoal around here,
So I guess maybe this will do?? {*softly* please don't.}
I'm not sure. I don't know what the f*** the difference is.
Alright, I think that's it.
Alright. We're back and we've got everything, uh, I think, that we need.
First step is we've got to Juice these Black Lemons.
It wouldn't be a Man VS. Pin if we didn't ask a good, old pin-o-meter over here.
What do you think buddy, /Black Lemonade/?
Black Lemons? Really? And from Transylvania?
Yeah. Yeah, really.
/I/ honestly thought that they took black food coloring and they put it in lemonade which, you know,
Obviously that would have been the simple way out, but it's a little bit more complicated than that.
Alright, Let's get to cuttin' these things apart.
We got our first black lemon here,
Uhh
This one looks pretty good. Pretty solid, pretty ripe.
This is where I guess the dark juices come from
And so now, we're just gonna take those and, uh,
with this uhhhhhhhh
what the f*** is this thing?
Uhhm, not a blender..
Grinder.... Measurer.....
Uhhh
God, don't tell me, don't tell me. What is it???
It is a colander.. {Nope, that's for draining pasta.}
..no..
A... Juicer! {You got it!}
A little Glass Juicer, {More specifically: A Citrus Juicer.}
That's what we're gonna use here!
The next step after you've got a couple of your lemons squeezed
[is] that you then want to transfer it into your glass.
I'm only making one glass of lemonade here, so I think this should be enough.
Then, after you add the water, you add about a Tablespoon of Sugar.
Maybe two, if you like your Lemonade extra sweet.
And then you just stir that up
STIR STIR STIR STIR STIR
STIR STIR STIR
STIR STIR STIR STIR
That should be be about enough.
Alright, now It says to add Activated Charcoal,
I got myself this Charcoal in a bag, {Watch a few more minutes before trying this, trust me.}
So, what we're gonna do here is we're gonna take out a lil' charcoal nugget,
Uh, and we're gonna crush that up into a fine powder.
There we go.
Once it's in that state, I read online somewhere
that you- in order to /activate/ the charcoal, you need to put it in the microwave for 2 minutes.
*poof as fire starts*
*Rob cursing*
*noises of pain mixed with noises of being freaking out*
Corinne: What are you doing???
C: Ah!
*Rob blowing out the flame*
*Rob coughing*
{Remember kids, Rob is a professional idiot.}
C: What are you doing?
R: What are /you/ doing?
R: I'm activating some charcoal over here.
*Rob continuously burns his fingers* C: What do you mean, you're activating Charcoal?
You know, I- I don't think this is the right stuff. {*sarcastic* Oh, really?}
..says here: "CAUTION: COMBUSTIBLE." ?
Do yourself a favor, get some real Activated Charcoal
'cause this is just a goddamn- this whole process is a f***in' nightmare.
But we got to keep on moving around here, so we take a tablespoon of it and I'm just throwing it in here.
Now, after a good stir, it's time to add the ice cubes.
I took the liberty of, a little bit earlier today, taking that kool-aid,
mixing it up, putting it into some ice cube trays, freezin' it,
Now we have
Frozen,
Kool-aid,
Cherry
Ice Cubes
to add to the Black Lemonade.
Genius.
Black. Cherry. Lemonade.
Check /that/ out /right there/.
That's what I'm talking about!
And then, BOOM, you garnish it with a little black lemon wedge.
Oh..
Oh My God! This is delicious!!
That's why everybody's going crazy over this thing on the Internet.
Black Cherry Lemonade!
Goddammit, we did it.
And the kool-aid in here-
You gotta taste some of this, here check- check some of that out.
*slurping sound*
huh?
Oh, Mmm, delicious.
Cheers, a big thanks to everybody who suggested this project.
Uh, keep 'em comin' down in the comments below
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