[Music]
Hey mr. e you smell something
Oh clean yourself oh all right
today's lesson is cleaning yourself okay
some things I don't have on the board
but I'll just say it and we're going to
want you to remember but whoa sometimes
like right now it's summer in Toronto
it's very very hot so people need to
wear deodorants we'll get to that but
you need to clean yourself people what
do I mean well for you because you and I
you and I are very good but maybe you
will have to tell somebody else about
their smells now there is a lesson on
Ingrid about senses we talked about
sniffing and smelling and you'll
understand whether it is so please go
look for it okay and you'll go you'll
understand why when all right so clean
yourself well what does that mean things
get dirty what that means is things come
on it and you need to clean like on your
computer screen sometimes there are
things and you wipe it and then it looks
better when humans claim themselves they
don't smell or look bad so let's go to
the board and see so mr. e where should
we start
well how about every day thinks every
day there are some things you should do
not you of course you and I know those
other people right okay so what we do
and we know is first thing we do is well
I'm a man so I shave my face all right
now we don't usually say I shaved my
face in English we don't we say I shave
first person I you shave okay we don't
say the other part we only say the other
part when it's part of our bodies okay
because when we look we always see our
face and when we're not in front of a
mirror we never see our face but we know
it's us you and me okay the other parts
belong to us but we'll get there in a
second so I shave you shave he shaves
okay now what else do we do well before
I shave I'm sure you do you wash your
face you take some water and clean with
some soap yeah
you clean it then you can shave now if
you don't clean your face
bad things happen you get something on
your face and you have to go in English
we call that pop a zit that thing is
called a zit or sometimes people call it
a pimple pimple okay you get a pimple on
your face
squeeze the pimple pop the zit okay so
you might have to pop a zit
now it's slang so you don't want to say
hey I washed today my face dirty I got
to pop a zit okay
people go oh you're a dirty clean
yourself this won't happen okay so this
is my face but what else is on my face
teeth we all have teeth if you want to
keep your teeth I know you want to keep
your teeth because you have a beautiful
smile I can see it from here if you want
to keep that you have to do two things
it will also save you money from the
dentist number one you should brush your
teeth brush them you know take a brush
we often use toothpaste so you need
toothpaste and a toothbrush and I brush
that's the verb we use when we do this
just as wash is what we do for our face
I know it's soap and water but we'd say
wash your face and everyone knows so
water brush teeth this with toothpaste
okay
what's the other thing not everyone does
this but we also floss our teeth okay so
you say I floss many times in English
they just say i flossed or I'm flossing
we don't say floss teeth because
everybody knows you only floss your
teeth so you go eh i flossed this
morning I didn't floss this morning but
we do say I brushed my teeth this
morning you don't say I brush people go
brush what I don't understand
so I brush my teeth but I floss okay so
this one is just I floss
face and head did we forget something
well James has no hair mystery has no
hair but sometimes you can brush your
hair with a brush and it looks like this
or comb combs look like this they have
teeth if you have nice hair you comb
your hair so don't forget to comb your
hair after you brush your teeth so you
can look pretty all right now mystery
was smelling well because the body down
here can smell sometimes and if you go
here you need to take a shower that
means you go under water and the water
comes down like rain so you say I need a
shower because I don't smell good or I
need a shower so I can feel good if you
have more time what we do is we take
above sometimes you hear Canadians say I
bathe a lot or I don't bathe I take a
shower buff and bathe are basically the
same bathing is the action a buff is the
thing so you take a bath or you bathe
okay you do not take a bathe all right
so bathe tonight I can smell you from
here oh okay now we talked about shower
and bathe and that's for your body we've
talked about washing our face well we
have nails Wolverine
animal we have nails like animals but
humans we're better than animals we take
care of our nails so what I want to go
is here our hands and our feet our hands
when you cut or clip notice this cuts we
cut our nails we have a special tool
called a nail clipper the nail clipper
can be used for your fingers or your
toes so you can say hey I need a nail
clipper to cut my toe my toenails or my
fingernails okay these things alright we
do that you can also call it a manicure
and manicure is when you go to a special
place and they do it for you because
we're rich we get our fingers done
please do my fingers you can get it done
on your toes and it's called a pedicure
pedi comes from foot pedestrian foot
okay so pedi foot mani for hands
manipulate hand man okay so we can cut
our fingers and hands to make them look
nice we can also brush our teeth and
wash our face shave
remember we said I shave you shave right
we said that and I said it's because we
have a face and everybody shaves the
face so we don't have to say I shaved my
face it's silly well we also shape other
parts of our body now women women shave
their legs okay they got nice legs nice
legs they shave these things well I
don't know if you can see see an leg
shave okay just shave a baby whew looks
nice
so women shave their legs so they
usually say I shave just like men say
shave face but some men are like
gorillas they have hair on their back
hair on their chest so they have to say
I shave my back and I shave my chest
because I'm a gorilla I have no hair
fifty anyway so sometimes you have to
shave your back and chest okay and mr. e
he looks so good because he shaves his
head so once again we say I shaved my
head because some men don't have any
hair they're what we call balls but when
you shave your head its bald by choice
like me alright I shaved my head that's
why my hair is short the final one mr. e
was not smelling here this is called
your armpits or underarms by the way
that's not what he was smelling when you
go to the washroom and boys and girls I
know we go to the washroom every day
sometimes you go number two which is
poopoo when you go poopoo you should
wipe your bum sometimes people say wipe
your ass and it means clean you go
poopoo clean it use paper and clean or
wash it clean clean your bum funny thing
in English is if you don't clean your
bum we sorry people we don't like
like a dirty bum when you don't clean
your mama's dirty and smelly and
disgusting sometimes we call people we
don't like ass wipes because they are
dirty and disgusting and we don't like
them very much
don't be an ass wipe clean yourself okay
make sure you wipe your bum or your ass
make sure you take showers regularly or
at least above brush your teeth and
floss don't forget to wash your face
okay and remember the proper pronouns I
is four-faced but we say my legs my back
and chest for other parts of the body
that we can see when we look cool good I
gotta clean up clean the board here I
better go I think I need a shower
I'm a little ripe ripe means right now
smell a little have a great day okay I
forgot something before I clean the
board you let me do it
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