(upbeat music)
- That's right, fly away, fly away scared,
you stinkin' Powerpuffs!
Huh?
(triumphant music) - A giant jar?
That's crazy!
- No!
- [Narrator] And so, with her lightning-fast speed
and her knowledge of where to get giant jars,
Blossom makes quick work of cleaning up the town.
- (screams) I'm bug-free!
(all cheer) - That you are, lady.
And so is the rest of the town!
So give it up for the Powerpuff Girls, yes!
- No fair!
How dare you trick my army of roaches with a giant jar?
- So you're responsible for this mess?
- That I am! I am Roach Coach!
I am sick of you human scum infesting the planet!
I am here to exterminate!
(whistle shines)
(whistles)
- [Blossom] What's happening?
(glass shatters)
- That's it, boys, come to papa!
(laughs)
(suspenseful music)
- [All] Uh-oh.
Not so fast, Roach Coach!
(action music)
- Annoying Powerpuffs!
(bug chomps)
- Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross.
Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross.
Gross, gross. - Please,
can we squish them now?
Please?
- Now, Buttercup, remember, the professor said not
to harm an insect just because it's yucky on the outside,
but this one's yucky on the inside!
(action music continues)
- Hey, you're not allowed to harm my roaches!
Uh-oh.
(punches thud)
(screams) Curse you, Powerpuff Girls!
(glass shatters faintly)
(zipper pulls)
(laughs)
- You pesky little dog.
I thought I got rid of you.
What have you done with the money?
(Courage groans)
(fingers poke) Ouch!
Ooh la la! (growls)
(playful music)
I have you now, you dirty little dog!
(TV signal whirs)
(arrows thwap)
(cannons blow)
(torpedo explodes)
(dragon growls)
(pie slaps)
How annoying.
(liquid ripples)
(TNT sizzles)
Uh-oh.
(TNT explodes)
(door opens)
(both step loudly)
- Oh, Le Quack. So, we got you at last.
(playful music)
Uh, good work, dog.
(laughs)
- Stand aside, peons, and make room for the real genius.
- Mandark?
- That's right, Dexter.
And if you had a half brain, you'd know this situation calls
for the monster blasting ampliphonic at comic rate cannon.
So open up, rampaging monster, and let the ray shine in.
(ray shimmers)
- Oh no, the ray is having no effect.
(smacks lips)
- [Dee Dee] Ooh, I think he likes it!
(monster chomps)
- [Dexter] It's making him stronger!
Mandark, shut off the ray, you fool!
Shut it down!
(Mandark laughs)
(monster chomps)
(suspenseful music)
Holy cow! Mom, Dad, defense!
(machine clicks)
- He's too strong!
- We're burning all our power just trying to hold him!
- [Dexter] Secondary systems failing!
(Monkey exclaims)
("Dial M for Monkey" theme)
(glass shatters)
- Dexter, Monkey got inside the main power core thingy.
- [Dexter] He's giving us a super charge!
- Power levels are off the scale.
- Everyone, now's our chance!
(monster thuds)
(growls)
(machine thuds)
(footsteps pound)
Go, Dee Dee, go!
(suspenseful music)
(explosion shines)
(triumphant music)
(exciting music)
(groans)
(water drips)
- Hi-ya!
- Freeze, Melonhead!
Or the sidekick swells up like a balloon!
- Splinter!
This is between me and you, Professor Scam!
- Give me an excuse!
(gasps)
- Wait! Take me, I'm the one you want!
I surrender, Professor Scam.
(dreamy piano tune)
(distraught tone)
- But Eddy, not my gravy!
- Silence, henchman!
- Oh, come on, Eddy. Haven't you milked this enough?
Look at me!
- Will you guys just laugh like evil henchman,
for Pete's sake?
(both cry)
- Take a good look at your tomb of doom, Melonhead!
(laughs)
- Look, our hero dangles like Victor's milk spouts.
- Victor's got milk spouts?
- Your gravy grave awaits!
(machine whirs)
- [Child] Egads!
- My gravy, Double D!
(Melonhead groans)
(all exclaim)
(Eddy laughs)
- Release the gravy! Cause I, Average Joe, says so!
(teeth chatter)
- Ed!
(triumphant music)
- Leave a mark, Melon Dude!
- I give, I give!
Ow, ow, ow! (punches thud)
- My gravy is safe to ferment another day, Double D.
- Thank you for sharing that information, Ed.
(Eddy groans)
(Eddy screams)
(all cheer)
- Oh yeah?
Well, don't count your seeds before they hatch, Melonhead.
For, like a bean burrito, I shall return.
Henchmen, to the Scab Fortress.
- It's all fun and games until someone gets a splinter.
(Eddy laughs)
(crowd cheers)
- To the victor goes the spoils!
- Not so fast!
You are going down, Del Uglio.
(menacing music)
- Were the outfits really necessary?
- Oh, yes!
- Give up the nose there, Uglio!
- It is mine! I need it to be handsome!
- It is ours. We need it for our festival!
- Why don't you brats keep your noses
out of other people's nose's business?
- But what about your honor, Del Uglio?
What about the tradition of your peoples, our peoples?
- I have no need for honor. I have no need for tradition.
I have the nose!
- But the children of Mexico need it, my brother.
You don't need the nose.
Isn't my love enough?
Isn't my love ever enough? (cries)
- You do not understand, little brother.
I am the ugliest man alive.
That is why I wear this mask.
(face shines)
- Ew.
- Now, it is you who must unmask!
(bones crack)
You're the real Grim Reaper? (screams)
(body thuds)
- Who knew it would be that easy?
(kick thuds)
(epic music)
(jewels glitter)
- Jackpot.