- How often do you hear bad pick-up lines?
- Oh gosh, every day?
- [Steve] Every day.
- It's bad out there.
- [Steve] Yeah.
(Zahra laughing) (crowd laughing)
Alright, so let's meet the contenders.
Here's the scenario fellas for the first round.
You're at a crowded bar, you've been eyeing Zahra all night.
Suddenly, you find yourself standing next to her,
trying to order a drink.
You tap her on the shoulder and you say, Ba-Da.
Okay, Let the battle begin.
(boxing match bell ringing) (crowd cheering)
Michael,
you're first.
- 'Scuse me, I actually got a bone to pick with you.
Ever since I walked in here tonight,
my heart hasn't stopped fluttering
and it's all your fault.
- That's so sweet.
- Thank You. (bell ringing)
- Good job (crowd laughing)
(Zahra laughing) - I like that.
(male contestant laughing) - Oh, god.
- So I'm here to confiscate your license.
Ever since I parked my car, you've been driving me crazy.
(crowd laughing) (bell rings)
- Aggressive, good job, okay.
- [Walter] Nah?
(Zahra laughing) (crowd laughing)
- Come on. (crowd member laughing)
(crowd member clapping)
- 'Aight, pick a number between one and a million.
- 11.
- Alright you win,
I guess I'm taking you out tomorrow night.
(bell ringing)
(laughing)
(crowd and contestants applauding)
- [Zahra] I love that.
- Aye uh, you need a drink?
- Sure.
- 'Cause I wanna shoot my shot with you.
(bell ringing)
- [Crowd] Ohh
- Okay, smooth!
(contestant laughing) (crowd clapping)
- My mom always told me I was a nine out of 10,
and I'm pretty sure I just found the one I need.
(bell ringing) (crowd cheering)
- Smooth
(crowd clapping)
- I hope you like Mexican 'cause I'm finna talk
about you all night long to my friends.
- [Contestant] That's fire!
Because he did this!
- Did ya like me?
(everyone laughing)
- I'd offer to buy you a drink,
but clearly you're a beautiful, independent woman,
so I'll let you buy me one.
(bell ringing) - Nope.
- [Crowd] Ohh!
Sorry. - Ohh!
(Steve laughing)
- [Zahra] No feminist dudes, sorry.
- Damn girl, are you a final term paper?
Because I have not been paying attention,
and I am gonna do you all night
and tomorrow I am gonna hope for the best.
(crowd yelling) (bell ringing)
(Zahra laughing) (some crowd members booing)
- Do you wanna go out wit her?
You just--
(Zahra laughing) (crowd laughing)
- Alright, that's the end of round one.
Zahra, you've got your scores,
which four guys have game,
and which pick-up lines are lame?
It's up to you.
- Oh, wow, well that was very challenging
to listen to all of that, but uh,
I'm done with term papers, sorry, that was lame.
(crowd laughing) (contestants laughing)
- [Steve] You get to stay around for the rest of it.
- Good job though, good job, good job.
Andy, I'm not buying you a drink, I'm sorry.
(bell ringing) - What?
(Zahra laughing)
- [Steve] Thanks a lot.
- Equality, come on!
- Yep, thank you. - Equality, equality!
(crowd cheering) (crowd clapping)
- Saw that one goin' down the tubes.
- Luis,
(speaking in foreign language)
Mexican food gives me indigestion, so uh.
(crowd cheering) (crowd clapping)
Walter, - Oh.
it was great meeting you, I really appreciated it,
but I, you know, it was very aggressive
to do a cop pick-up line in today's environment,
- Bye Walter! (bell ringing)
(crowd laughing)
(whooshing as photos are crossed out)
(bell ringing)
- Alright, when we come back, (crowd clapping)
I'm gonna do sumn' a little bit different.
But we gotta find out which contender has the most game.
It's our only question. (crowd cheering)
(game show band music)