♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY, GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: FOLKS, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, WE WANT TO SAY, YOU
KNOW, OUR FRIEND CHARLIE ROSE AT THE CHARLIE ROSE SHOW AND CBS
THIS MORNING, HE HAD OPEN HEART SURGERY LAST WEEK, AND HE'S
DOING GREAT.
HE'S DOING GREAT.
WE JUST WANT TO SAY GET WELL, CHARLIE.
GET WELL.
HAVE THEM THROW AN EXTRA HEART IN THERE, THROW AN EXTRA ONE IN
THERE.
YOU'RE A STAR.
YOU CAN GET THAT.
HI THEM GIVE ME TWO EXTRA LIVERS.
YEAH.
>> Jon: HE'S GOT TWO.
>> Stephen: COMES IN HANDY, IN CASE ONE BLOWS OUT ON ME.
>> Jon: RIGHT.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF HEARTS, VALENTINE'S DAY
TOMORROW.
THAT IS CALLED A SEGUE.
AND I JUST WANT TO TALK TO THIS GUY OVER HERE, YOU KNOW LOVE,
RIGHT.
>> I LOVE, LOVE.
>> Stephen: WE BOTH HAVE VALENTINES.
SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE MAYBE DO NOT HAVE A VALENTINE.
HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE FINDING SOMEONE TO BE WITH ON
VALENTINE'S DAY.
>> Jon: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THAT'S WHY I MADE A SIMPLE GUIDE
TO TEACH EVERYONE HOW TO FIND LOVE IN JUST SIX EASY STEPS.
JIM HELLO, STUDENTS I'M JON BATISTE AND THIS IS PIANO
10-FUN.
HOW TO LOVE.
LET'S FACE IT, WHEN IT COMES TO FEELINGS, LOVE IS THE BIG KA
HUMANA.
BUT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF AMERICANS
WHO STILL HAVEN'T FOUND A SOUL MATE, LISTEN UP.
LESS LESSON ONE, HISTORY'S GREATEST LOVERS.
NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE IF IT WEREN'T FOR TWO VERY SPECIAL
PEOPLE FALLING IN LOVE.
TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON.
DON'T THINK WE COULD CARRY ON WITHOUT THEM.
AND IF YOU WANT TO FOA ABOUT LOVE, LEARN FROM THE BEST BY
READING UP ON FAMOUS COUPLES LIKE ADAM AND EVE, ROMEO AND
JULY YETD, GARFIELD AND DILLBERT.
NICK AND 25 ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTES AND WHO COULD
FORGET EARTH AND MOON.
JUST KISS, ALREADY.
LESSON TWO, DATING.
DATING IS LIKE A JOB INTERVIEW.
IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU'LL END UP WORKING AT SPORTS
AUTHORITY.
BUT WHY TELL YOU HOW TO GO ON A DATE WHEN I CAN TAKE YOU ON A
VIRTUAL DATE.
PUT ON YOUR VR GOGGLES NOW.
HELLO.
THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
HOW YOU DOING?
ME TOO BUT MY NAME IS NOT ALEX, IT'S JON.
TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF.
HA, HA, I DON'T TRUST CATERPILLARS EITHER.
YOU WANT TO SEE THE MENU?
WHAT?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
HAMMIC ALAJA-WAN WAS A HERROR OF THE NBA.
THIS DATE IS OVER.
>> YOU HAVE FAILED THE DATE.
YOU WILL DIE ALONE.
HA HA HA HA HA.
GREAT JOB.
LESSON THREE, SO YOU HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE AND DECIDED TO MAKE IT
OFFICIAL, HUH?
THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO POP THE BIG QUESTION.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
YOUR PROPOSAL IS A MOMENT YOU WANT TO REMEMBER FOREVER SO BE
SURE TO GET IT ON CAMERA.
HERE'S A TIP, PROPOSE ON A SLIP AND SLIDE THAT'S BEING USED BY A
GROUP OF FUN-LOVING GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPIES AND THEY'LL
SEND THE TAPE IN TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS AM YOU CAN
WIN $10,000.
I USE MY MONEY TO BUY THIS GIANT CHECK.
BUYERS REMORSE.
LESSON FOUR.
>> Stephen: JON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DRESSING ROOM.
>> I'M TEACHING THE PEOPLE ABOUT LOVE.
LESSON FIVE, THE MOVIE FORREST GUMP.
MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN HE GETS THAT BOAT AND HE IS ON THE WATER
AND HE HASN'T SEEN LIEUTENANT DAN A LONG TIME AND THEN SEE HIM
A ACROSS THE WATER AND HE LIKE LIEUTENANT DAN, DAN, AND HE JUMP
IN THE WATER AND HE SWIM AND HE'S LIKE OH, SHUCKS HAVE I TO
CATCH LIEUTENANT DAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, SINCE VIETNAM.
POP POP POP.
THEN HE DIED, OH, LESSON SIX, THERE MUST BE TWO DOZEN SONGS
WRITTEN ABOUT LOVE, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, LOVE ME DO AND OCTOPU S
GARDEN.
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE IN LOVE TO WRITE A LOVE SONG.
HERE'S A HINT.
WRITE A SONG ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE IN LIFE THAT YOU REALLY
CARE ABOUT AND THEN JUST SWITCH IT OUT FOR YOUR LOVERS NAME.
CHECK OUT THIS TUNE I WROTE.
>> ♪ I GOT A GREAT DEAL DOWN AT THE
NISSAN DEALERSHIP.
♪ AND YOU SLEEP IN MY GARAGE.
♪ AND I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SAY BEEP BEEP.
♪ AND WHEN YOU GO VROOM, VROOM.
OH I LOVE YOU GIRL.
♪ I LOVE YOU.
♪ OH OH, OH, OH.
♪ AND THAT IS HOW YOU LOVE.
NOW TAKE OFF YOUR VR GOGGLES RIGHT NOW.
THIS ISN'T REAL.
GREAT JOB.
YOU COMPLETED MY VIRTUAL LOVE SEMINAR, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SHAILENE WOODLEY.