some people are born heroes but many are
thrust upon these roles with little
regard yes Gerardo simply makes you
ready from height shape hey you never
said it
in fact she devoted much of her life to
becoming a world-renowned ballerina in
Paris France hey they're both ballerina
yep I've got what I'm going through a
divorce no one ever kidnaps my ex laves
your multiple yeah how is that she was
just like a smurf where's the pituitary
gland tumor causes extreme growth it's
like a really thought she was just a
smurf with gigantism I didn't even know
you knew what gigantism was yeah your
mom knows her gigantism is with
introduced her to it that's what I call
it yeah you know your you know where's
your mom had that same look on her face
anyway come back next week and we'll
make them fight perfect all right Donna
so we start with animated scene - no we
haven't animated scene 1 animated scene
1 is the same thing that we do every
time so we're just using it's the same
thing we do every week Ben no I mean I
mean we just reuse that audio try to
take over the world like now I was going
for picking the brain reference myth
well I mean we embody them too well host
again the whiz
one is a genius the others name is Wiz
Wow
subtle great they're two cool dudes
and everyone likes them except for that
guy where's their wit boomstick again
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for people not liking Wiz his name sure
shows up in the song a lot more than
boomstick anyway an amazing - when I was
a kid mama boomstick trained me and some
friends to eat over 60 hot dogs in 10
minutes you should see coming out you
ever pooped a straight punch
yeah we're not when I can I score that
any further she has several gauntlets
hidden with what gadget oh wow I just
totally okay that's like dollars hidden
within her gauntlets what happened
surprise it's like one of those Russian
dolls or that guy who stopped traffic
with the bucket on his head there's
always more all right what like a spider
bite and how they're supposed to be
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right we have the rest of widow Widow to
do as well as for the widow as well as
the host animation
yeah it's fully like Black Widow wait
now I assume it's time for my Mic Check
like Black Widow
the covert enemy turned a lie of the
Avengers I'm Wiz knees boomstick it's
our job daylight their weapons armor and
skills to find out who hated this battle
hate it hates so much
I'm sorry this is Wiz's new boys who is
about to get replace pretty impressive
as it takes around 600 pounds of force
to break the human neck prove it
wait no don't I'm good my god juggling
cats man just imagine she felt every cut
every pole every movement as the surgeon
sliced open her stomach and sewed up her
insides oh that reminds me of my
vasectomy
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both of them it's look to it took to
take student knock down this gun he
thought upstate oh my god that must be
Mike the second excuse me no it does not
think I'm gonna throw up I mean do you
want to do a thing or like room seek had
to remain conscious through sir well you
are conscious there's a little bit of
truth to that bed I didn't know they
keep you conscious yeah it sucks why do
they keep you conscious for that I don't
know just cuz you don't have enough
money you get a valium ahead of time and
then and then they numb you up and then
it's so [ __ ] weird why would they do
that yeah it's really weird when you
feeling like bullying it's so okay no
we're not gonna talk about what there's
a lot of a difference it's not like your
dick is making decisions in most cases
Jordan but even alongside the Avengers
Natasha maintains a gray sense of Martin
almost immortality yeah we'll find out I
don't really care either way so you got
to do that line we already recorded the
animate show that means stuck in your
head all day do you want to do that we
want to get everybody sorry
that's that's the trying to soften the
blow to tell a kid that you know you're
a mistake you know you're a bluebird
person like it sounds way more fun than
you're an axe oh my god son you don't
think I need to tell you you're a
blooper places
what does that mean daddy you'll find
out when you're older when actors are on
screen and they make mistakes the
cutters are great and you love them but
at first you know it is a mess-up
it is a mess-up but they're so good that
they still have to put it in the movie
somewhere yeah I mean it can't be in the
main movie but right put it in a thing
on the DVD yeah maybe it has to be an
extra disc but it's still good enough to
be there right and that's why your
sister's going to college and you aren't
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well you'll always have a place in this
house at the back at the other table at
the Bluebird table well alright I got it
the cold blue skin yep sure did you say
I was a mistake
so oh god no just kidding Joe it happens
anyway we've set the bottom of the page
I have to start looking up and I
memorized it cuz it's weird looking down
that part well thank you Chad I got you
buddy now it's covered by the pop filter
though where you reading literally the
very bottom you got it oh thank you
thank you you can't pee when someone's
watching I can't boy I give you right
here with you like inches away from me
[Laughter]
I'll look away makes it even weirder
okay
do the line I've got it I've got it
nope several bad puns later done Thank
You Chad yep oh [ __ ] I got a line at the
bottom of the next page that should be
ulterior right no ulterior is the right
word
okay ulterior is not a word sometimes
she does this even while I've been
saying it wrong my whole life you've
always said ulterior yeah cuz it
ulterior motive because I thought it was
Altered yeah you know that makes sense
when think about alternate ulterior but
it's not it's not I guess it's not
technically alternate because it is the
same at the same time my mind blown
right there it's just normally I like
will drag in the middle of that you know
normally I don't get words wrong but not
just I'm thinking back to there are
other people who we know that always
mess those up and I'm usually going to
be like actually it's this so now I just
got a dose of it it's Gerard no Sam
knows when he's being talked about just
doesn't word and all like he doesn't he
doesn't do words in general he didn't
give a [ __ ] and he's a writer it's my
favorite part for all you future writers
out there you don't need to know words
you don't if you can be creative and
sell a good story that's true yeah or
eat or be funny yeah you know good
comedy show at all anyway lesson over
there yet her visor can protect her from
a sniper shot to the face and she even
took a hit
whoa we're gonna do chamber yeah
otherwise you're gonna sound absolutely
crazy
[Applause]
he stopped a sickness Oh what the hell
so now I can't hear anything nope yeah
it's kinda like how I sometimes forget I
have a shotgun for a leg until it hop
perfect later we got it we got widow
Widow and in the lineup it's a little
ridiculous should not do this anymore
then we widowed the show