- I don't shave down there, I'm like, you know what,
the hair grows there, it's meant to be there for a reason.
- I thought that boys liked it that way,
so I was like, "Lemme just shave real quick."
- Here's away to get around that: date a woman!
- It's a great idea.
- Hello everyone, I'm back from South Korea.
While I was there, I saw a video of Jen
and Kristin playing Truth or Jenga.
(record scratching) - Truth or Jenga?
- Is that what it's called? - Truth or Dare Jenga.
Truth or Dare Jenga.
(laughing)
- It's either truth or it's Jenga.
- I brought my friend back, Miss Kate Peterman,
KP, lady of the hour.
We took a petty test before, she cheated, she won
and so now we're gonna do this--
- The fuck? I did not cheat!
- Did you ever play truth or dare as a kid?
- Yeah.
- Which was your favorite, truth or dare?
- I liked dare. Yeah.
- I was a truth woman. Dare kinda scared me.
- Dare was fun because I was like,
"Oh, then I'll just perform."
You know what I mean.
Whereas truth it was like, don't.
Not today, buddy.
- I think I was always afraid of, like, being naked.
Which, it never would have happened, but--
- That was like a big, I feel like people would be like,
"Go streaking!" was always one, that or like,
"Kiss that lamp!"
Or something stupid, yeah. - Exactly, exactly.
And then the one time I picked dare, I had to kiss this boy
and we missed but we didn't say anything.
So I kissed him right here.
So it wasn't a kiss.
So now we're gonna play Truth or Dare Jenga.
- You can go first.
- Okay.
So let's go here.
(laughing)
Okay, so, turns out I think the red ones are dare.
Rub noses with another player.
(laughing)
Okay, cool, there's that.
- Now you put it on top.
- Oh, right!
Oh, truth bomb.
- Who's a dream date for the person on your right and why?
A dream date for Chantel.
(intense music)
I know, who's that lady who was
the first cinematographer, the lady cinematographer?
- Oh, from Mudbound?
- Yeah, so I would say Rachel Morrison.
- Rachel Morrison, down.
First woman to ever be nominated
for an Oscar in cinematography.
- Chantel's all about ladies.
(laughing)
Ladies doing things.
- Okay, moving quite along.
Stand up and sing a song.
We don't have rights to any songs, though, right?
- Happy birthday we have rights to.
- Do you ever watch VeggieTales?
- No. - Okay, well.
And now a silly song with me.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- You smell like soap.
♪ Happy birthday dear KP ♪
♪ Happy birthday to ♪
You wanna harmonize on this one?
♪ You. ♪ (noisemaker horns honking)
(laughing)
- I'm not a singer.
- Did you hear me?
- After my beautiful song, I don't know how
you could top it, but dare you to try.
- Mime three things you do before you go to sleep.
- I don't know what that is.
Blinds.
Kitty litter.
Scooping kitty litter.
Putting blinds down.
- Who the hell's scooping kitty litter like this?
- You wave a wand?
Oh, you're playing with Pete.
- Aha! - Yep!
There it is, you have a wand and you're playing with Pete.
Locking your door, making sure it's secure.
I call it securing the premises, do it every night.
Washing your face.
- You don't say, I was putting on night cream, actually.
I was putting on my cold cream.
- On the money maker.
♪ On my money maker ♪
- Okay, I'm gonna do another truth.
Describe your worst moment at a party.
Believe I already did that earlier in this video,
when I got dared to kiss a boy and then kissed his chin.
- Wow, that was your worse moment at a party ever?
You are lucky. (starts laughing)
Trying to get a truth.
(yelling)
- Oh my god, you're playing with fire right now.
- You know it.
What's the most fun time you've had in a car?
It was when I was still in middle school,
I was in like eighth grade
and my sister was a senior in high school
and her and her friend would let me, like,
come with them sometimes if they were
going to get something to eat,
or we would drive around and see Christmas lights.
And that was always fun 'cause I felt
like, really cool and included.
- Aww, little baby KP!
- I know, we listened to so much Ben Folds Five.
- Oh man, I don't think I ever really listened
to Ben Folds Five.
What was I listening to in middle school?
A lot of Simple Plan.
- Sure.
- Ashlee Simpson.
All the black hair that was dyed black in angst.
What's the most embarrassing thing you've had to buy?
I think there was one time I had
to buy wart remover cream
and also corn removers and corn cushions.
- Yeah, that's not a good one.
- 'Cause mama gets calluses.
- Imitate a pop or rock star.
(imitates piano sounds)
♪ Leave on ♪
♪ Somebody likes to something ♪
♪ I also sang on the Lion King ♪
- Phil Collins.
♪ Lion King ♪
- Elton John.
- Yeah! (both laughing)
- Good job KP!
- Thank you.
- What is your favorite video that you have ever done?
So my favorite video that I've ever done
is actually a video that I did
with my friend Amanda Holland,
it's called Lose Some Weight
and it's just about a woman who is plus size
and her journey and we got into a film festival with it.
She wrote it and was in it and then I directed
and edited it and we produced it together.
Maybe my favorite video that I've ever been
on camera for, controversial, was when me
and Devon painted with our period blood.
Oh, this is risky!
- Which player would you like to be stranded
with on a desert island?
Me.
- Rude!
- I work alone.
Do it on your own, nobody ever disappoints you.
You're turn!
- Starting to tip.
- Starting to tip!
- Starting to tip.
Have you ever gone without your underwear?
Details, please!
I've gone without my underwear a bunch, yeah,
so we did it for like a week and we wore dresses
and stuff that were too short because we wanted a challenge,
so if we failed the world saw our vaginas.
- I went without underwear once after I shaved
for the first time and was just like, "Oh, god it hurts."
So I went without underwear,
and I was giving tours on a very windy day.
(laughing)
- Oh no.
- Oh yeah, baby.
Oh yeah. - I can't shave down there.
I'm like, she's just gotta be loose.
- What's the worst thing your parents ever saw you do?
The worst thing is when I fell down the steps
because I passed out at the top of the steps,
and when I hit the ground,
because we have like the steps that go down and then down,
and I hit the wall and still kept falling
and I heard my mom say was,
"Goddammit Chuck, she snapped her neck!"
And I was like, "No, I didn't!" I was fine!
- How did you pass out at the top of the stairs?
- Um, maybe someone
- Okay, okay, I was like, if you just pass out all the time,
I was like, is this a medical condition
that we need to address right now?
Now we know the culprit.
This is the end of me.
I'm going down.
(audience cheering)
Sit on the lap of the person
on your right until your next turn.
Oh that, for me not to have anyone sitting on my right.
Hello KP.
- Well at least this is great, you're a human shield.
- I'm done! You're up!
(screams) (evil laughing)
- Ever been skinny-dipping?
Details, please!
No, I didn't go completely skinny-dipping
'cause I've never liked my body,
but I have gone swimming before
and my pants fell down when I dove in.
♪ 'Cause I'm in too deep ♪
♪ And I'm trying ♪
You're turn!
Dang, we're freaking good at this.
- Swap an item of clothing with someone else.
- You could go back to your seat now.
I want my lap back.
- Yeah, swap an item of clothing with someone else,
we don't have to do that one.
(drum roll)
(screaming)
I dunno know why that scared me so bad!
- What the hell is this?
- You call this a game?
- So many blanks, man.
This took way longer than I wanted it to.
This was fun, you know, this was a good experience.
- KP, thank you for coming and playing.
(burps)
- You're welcome
- Bye! (laughing)
- [All] We've got merch!
- Click here to buy it!
- Spoons!
- (all shouting or speaking) Spoons.
(energetic music)