>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HAVE BOUGHT HER GIFTS FOR THE
LAST 23 YEARS.
>> Reggie: YEAH, ABOUT 23, 22, 23, HAVE I TO LOOK BACK.
ACTUALLY 23 THIS YEAR.
>> James: INCLUDING THIS YEAR, 23.
>> Reggie: YEAH, INCLUDING THIS.
I THINK IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN IT IS A POLAR BEAR THAT TRANSFORMS
INTO A RUG.
BUT IT'S ALL SYNTHETIC.
>> James: YOU MEAN A RUGGABLE.
YOU GOT HER A RUGGABLE.
>> YEAH, I GOT HER A RUGGABLE.
SO IT LOOKS LIKE OH, IT A HUGE T IS MENACING, AND SHE IS LIKE
WHAT IS THIS.
AND SHE HITS A BUTTON AND IT GOES-- RUG.
>> James: YEAH.
THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S-- THAT'S A GREAT GIFT.
>> Reggie: THANK YOU.
>> THAT'S A GREAT GIVED.
IAN HOW DO YOU TRADITIONALLY CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTOUS DAY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Reggie: THAT'S IT.
>> I LIKE TO GET JUST ABSOLUTELY BLASTED ON EARL GRAY AND THEN
FRY UP A QUOWP ELF CORK DOGS, WHICH IS CORKIE SIZED CORN DOGS.
>> James: NOT A BAD BUSINESS.
>> GET OPRAH BE O THE PHONE.
>> Reggie: EVERY EPISODE.
>> James: YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR HER TO
BLOCK MY NUMBER, DO YOU THINK?
>> Reggie: ONE MORE CALL SWRZ ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
ONE MORE CALL, THAT SHE DOESN'T ANSWER, AND WITHIN AN HOUR YOU
CAN TRY AGAIN AND IT WILL JUST GO-- LIKE THAT.
NOTHING.
SHE LIKED IT THOUGH, SENT ME A TEXT.
>> DID SHE REALLY.
>> James: SENT ME A TEXT.
NOT A BAD IDEA, SHE SAID, GUILLERMO, YEAH, LOOK AT THAT,
AN AUDIBLE O FROM MARK, FOR MOST ENGAGED MARK HAS EVER BEEN ON
THE SHOW, EVER SINCE WE SAID WEAR YOUR OWN CLOTHES.
THAT'S IT ARE I LIKE THIS LOOK TODAY, MARK, VERY STEP OUT,
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
OH YEAH, YEAH, SORT OF RELAXED BIKER CHIC.
I LOVE IT.
>> IT'S A SEAGULL FROM-- YZ NO, NO, I CAN SEE.
A SUIT, THREE EASE WITH A TIE.
>> YES.
>> James: WE'RE TALKING, LOOK AT THE LOOK THAT NATURE BROUGHT
IN TODAY.
LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK AT NATE.
>> LOOK LIKE SOMEONE IS IN THE CLASH SWRZ 100 PERCENT, JUST HAD
A CASTING CALL FOR THE REGIONAL TOUR OF GREASE.
HE AUDITIONED FOR KNICKI.
>> I'M ACTUALLY FIGHTING SOMEONE IN THE ALLY AFTER WORK TODAY.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: WE DON'T DO THAT ANY MORE DURING COVID.
WE DON'T HAVE OUR ALLEY FIGHTS ANY MORE, DO WE.
>> KEEP THE MASKS ON.
>> James: OF COURSE.
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT PEOPLE IN THE ALLEY AGAIN.
>> I THINK AUGUST.
>> James: YOU THINK AUGUST.
>> YEAH, ALLEY FIGHTING SEASON COMES BACK IN AUGUST.
>> James: YOU CAN'T HAVE AN ALLEY FIGHT IN COVID.
IT'S NOT THE SAME, IT'S NOT THE SAME.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE RULES.
AND WE'RE VERY STRICT ABOUT IT.
YOU THINK THIS IS AN A-- GREAT PLACE TO WORK, NO WEAPONS, NO
SCRATCHING, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SCRATCH WHICH WIN YE HAS BEEN
TOLD COUNTLESS TIMES.
WE HAVE A GOOD TIME HERE IS WHAT WE ARE SAYING BUT WE SHOULD SAY
IT'S NOT-- IT IS THE QUEAN'S BIRTHDAY.
IT IS NOT THE ONLY BIRTHDAY WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT.
TODAY WAS ALSO THE BIRTHDAY OF BROADWAY ICON LIVING LEGEND
PATTI LUPONE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN RI RKZ HOW DO WE
EXPLAIN THIS TO VIEWER, PATTI LUPONE IS DAVE'S QUEEN
ELIZABETH.
AND WE HAVE TO MENTION IT TODAY BECAUSE PATTI LUPONE IS A HUGE
PART OF THIS SHOW.
SHE HAS NO IDEA SHE IS A HUGE PART OF THIS SHOW BUT SHE IS.
SHE IS A HUGE PART OF THIS SHOW.
AND IF IS ALL BECAUSE OF DAVE.
DAVE'S LOVE FOR PATTI LUPONE.
DAVE, DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND PATTI ON THIS
SPECIAL DAY, HER BIRTHDAY?
>> JUST THAT SHE HAS ALL OF MY LOVE AND ADMIRATION AND RESPECT.
AND THAT WE LOVE HER HERE AT THE SHOW AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> James: THAT'S IT, THAT IS ALL YOU WANT TO DO?
>> YEAH.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD SING A SONG.
DOESN'T IT FEEL LIKE-- I FEEL LIKE THAT IS NOT ENOUGH.
I FEEL LIKE GIVEN THE DEPTH OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP-- CAN WE GET A
SPOTLIGHT ON DAVE THAT WE GET A SPOTLIGHT S THERE A MICROPHONE.
STEVE HAS A MICROPHONE, THERE YOU GO.
DAVE, PLEASE, SING US A SONG ON PATTI LUPONE'S BIRTHDAY.
>> HAVE I TO TAKE MY GLASSES OFF.
THEY'RE GETTING TOO STEAMY.
OKAY.
YOU GUYS HELP ME OUT.
>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG.
>> I WILL SING HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OKAY.
>> James: YEAH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PATTI LUPONE.
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
>> James: YES!
>> WE LOVE YOU, PATTI MUCH WE LOVE YOU.
>> James: COME ON.
SORRY.
EVERYONE STOOD UP BUT WINNIE IS LIKE THIS.
AND I LOOKED AT WINNIE, STAND UP, SHE IS LIKE WHAT AM I
STANDING UP FOR.
DAVE, THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
AND WE MEAN IT FROM THE BOT AM OF OUR HEARTS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PATTI LUPONE.