RAAAAAAAAGH!
I, the Mighty Zeus, have been weakened!
Oh blast that accursed Typhon
for turning all the humans into stone,
corrupting the Demi-Gods
and taking over our beautiful island!
Who will become my champion
and save the Gods?
Nay, the very world?!
Oh stop being so dramatic and
Exposition...y- OUCH!
Ugh, I'm just acting out how dire the situation is!
*sigh* Idiot.
What we need- OUCH!
is a good old-fashioned- URGH!
Hero's Journey!
Uhh, are you ok?
Don't mind Pecky.
You have been chosen to go on an epic quest
to save the world from total destruction.
Oh!
I'm not doing any of that.
Haha! BURN!
Okay, new plan.
Demi-Gods.
I know this Dryad who loooves animals!
So I'll transform into a Badger...
and-
Zeus!
Ew!
We're already IN the Hero's Journey, see?
That's "Call to Adventure" and "Refusal to the Call" already cleared!
Now, "Meeting the Mentor"-
*seductive Elephant noise*
Uh, good enough.
Lets "Cross the Threshold"!
Fenyx!
Your first test is to defeat the dreaded Minotaur!
BAREHANDED!
Wait, what?!
This feels a bit unfair, even for our standards...
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
BAM!
AHHHH!
Woohoo!!!
URGH! Zeus! What are you doing?!
She must go through this on her own!
How else will she be strong and steadfast enough to overpower Typhon the Almighty?!
NOW who's being melodramatic? Hmm?
STOP MONTAGING!
Maybe I got a little carried away...
We're not even halfway through the Hero's Journey
and she already has ALL the boons from ALL the Gods!
Don't be like that!
See we've pretty much done most of these!
Uhhh, ahem.
She's all journey'd up! Haha!
You're ready to take on that loser Typhon, aren't you kid?
Let me at him.
That's the spirit! Hahaha!
Have some more gear!
Ugh!
Use that sweet loot kid! Hahaha-
Hmm, I guess she's not quite strong enough to deliver a good blow.
Or hardy enough to withstand one...
YOU'RE DOING GREAT!
I told you this would happen!
She didn't complete the journey!
You CANNOT just skip to the end!
Ohhhh but it's SOOOOO BOOORING!
Ugh! How can someone be so immature and so incredibly old?!
What are you a BILLION?!
How about we get OLD Pecky eagle back in here, hmmm?
Why don't you turn into a frog and kiss my