[music playing]
Hot Mess
Are ya ready, kids?
Aye aye, captain.
I can't hear you!
Aye aye, captain!
That was pretty loud.
What's up, guys? I'm Elijah.
And I'm Shiloh and today on Hot Mess,
we're hitting the high seas.
That's right. We're gonna be answering
some "perch"sonal questions and whoever knows
the other person less gets the mess.
It's gonna get salty and a little bit stinky.
I think I smell something fishy going on here.
Okay, we should really
put a stop to the fish puns, though.
"Dolphin"ately.
[dolphin squeaking]
[buzzer sounding]
This first round is called the Chuck It Bucket challenge.
Chuck It Bucket
Whoever gets the question right,
gets to chuck a bucket of chum at the other person.
And the ingredients that we have in the bucket and on the table
- are some fish, of course, - Uh-huh.
- Swedish fish, - Mmm.
and fish chum.
Ooh, that looks like what would happen
if I tried to cook something
Yeah.
- You ready? - Nope. You?
- Nope. - Good.
First question,
If Elijah was a fish, what kind of fish would he be?
1. Salmon to swim upstream, 2. Shark to rule the ocean,
3. Goldfish to lay back and look boss,
Or 4. Sushi because it's delicious?
Sushi?
- No! - No! No!
- I would be a goldfish. - No!
I would just, like, lay back and look boss
and not do much all day.
Of course, of course you would be a goldfish.
Yep, of course I'd be a goldfish.
- Okay. - No.
- Prepare yourself. - Oh, my gosh.
Okay, here it comes.
And three, two, one. Oh.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Alright, here we go. Here comes the rest.
No!
[gasping]
- Oh.
[laughing]
[music playing]
[slow motion replay]
- Oh, my gosh. - Here goes a fish.
[boat whistling]
Next question, which fish body part
would Shiloh most like to have?
Oh. Okay. Eyes to see underwater,
tail to swim like a speedboat, gills to breathe underwater,
shark fin so I can scare people?
So, if I know Shiloh,
I'm gonna say... gills to breathe underwater.
Final answer.
[screaming]
Ah! Do I know you or do I know you?
- You ready for this? - Oh, no, no.
Okay, I'm so sorry. Don't tell mom about this.
[laughing]
Oh.
[slow motion replay]
[buzzer sounding]
Alrighty this round, we are notching it up a bit
with the Mess Blaster.
The Mess Blaster
Let's look at some of our ingredients.
We have fish burgers, fish sticks,
tartar sauce and cocktail sauce.
The sweet taste of victory.
Lot of fish, it's gonna get fishy up in here.
Okay, I told you to stop.
Okay, I'm done. Last pun, I promise.
[dolphin squeaking]
What is Shiloh's grossest habit?
Dirty socks on the table, chew with mouth open,
loudly farting without caring,
or picking nose and eating it?
Final answer, picking nose and eating it.
No! Oh my goodness!
- Yes! - I-I should've known.
I fart loudly all the time.
- I know. I should've - Do you not live with me?
I should've gone with my heart.
My heart was saying the farting.
- Exactly. - Ah, I'm not ready for this.
Three, two, one.
Oh.
Revenge!
This is disgusting.
[laughing]
Alright. What's something you do that drives Elijah crazy?
Oh, the list goes on and on. Okay.
[laughing]
- It's true. It's true. - It-- It-- Yeah. Okay.
- It's true. - Borrow his clothes,
that doesn't-- you don't mind that.
- Yes. - Use his toothbrush,
I-I never use your toothbrush. I get mad at you for using mine.
It's true. I use her toothbrush.
Read his mind before he says something, hijack his Tik Tok?
Oh, I'm gonna go with... hijack his Tik Tok.
[screaming]
Ohh! Oh, come on!
- What was it? - You always, like, read my mind
before I say something. And you always know it.
Of course, I do.
Three, two, one.
[squealing]
Oh, oh, oh.
Dude!
- Oh. - Oh my--
That's nasty.
It smells horrible.
[buzzer sounding]
Now, this is the balloon round.
We each pick a balloon without knowing what's in it
and that balloon will get popped and dumped on us.
Mystery Balloons
Okay, I'm probably gonna pick... - So, which balloon do you pick?
...um, green.
- Green? - Okay, yeah.
Okay, I guess that means I have to pick orange.
[mumbling]
Kelp shake.
Eww.
Oh, no.
That's a nasty one.
Orange, let's see what's under mine.
What are these? What are--
- They're oysters! - Oh, those are oysters!
Oh, oysters are the one seafood, I don't like. I hate oysters.
What is Elijah's guilty pleasure video game?
Left for Dead 2, Among Us, Fortnight or Goat Simulator?
- Oh, my gosh. - I play all those.
This is really hard. Um.
Left for dead?
- No! - Yes!
- Not high enough. - Okay, I'm ready.
I'm gonna take it. I can take it.
[gasping]
- Oh! - Whoa!
Oh.
Oh, the smell is horrible.
[music playing]
Okay, next question.
What is Shiloh's favorite video game character?
Bill from Left for Dead 2, okay, okay,
Cuddle team leader from Fort Night, okay,
Glados from Portal 2, mmm, or Goat from Goat Simulator?
Okay. Uh... you love Portal and she's awesome.
I'm gonna say... Glados from Portal 2.
[screaming]
No!
Yes!
Wait. Which one was it? Which one was it?
Cuddle team leader from Fort Night.
I should've known. Here we go.
[gasping]
Oh. Oh. Oh, that is disgusting.
[laughing]
The smell's getting to me.
That is intense. That is a lot.
That is a lot.
[buzzer sounding]
Okay, so this round, we are going to blowing
all of these ingredients with the giant fan!
Giant fan
Oh, let's look at what we got. Okay, we got sushi, soy sauce,
wasabi rice, that's seaweed wraps,
imitation crab... don't know what that is,
and those are avocados.
Which of the following dolphins did Elijah draw?
[laughing]
Oh, okay, okay, so I don't think
he would draw under eye baggies
[laughing]
So, I'm not going to go with that one.
Hmm, would I though?
The one with the sun in the corner.
No!
Yes!
Ah!
[laughing]
[music playing]
How do I look?
- Fantastic. - Thank you.
Which of the following octopuses did Shiloh draw?
So the top left one, really detailed.
Top right one, simple,
but, like, still looks like you tried really hard.
In the bottom right one,
honestly, it's kind of freaking me out.
[laughing]
I'm gonna say... top right, the purple octopus.
[screaming]
No!
Ah! Do I know you or do I know you?
Well, I mean, I guess we're just gonna be tied.
Oh, no.
[music playing]
Oh, no. Ah!
[music playing]
[laughing]
I didn't know how much I wanted to throw a sushi at you
through a giant fan until right now.
That felt really good.
Well, there's only one way to settle this.
What's that?
With slime.
[buzzer sounding]
Slime
Which influencer would Elijah most like to collab with?
HolaSoyGerman, Whinderson Nune, Sarah Graysun or Dude Perfect?
Okay, so you love Dude Perfect, like, a lot.
I already know it's Dude Perfect...
but I want to get slimed... So, I'm gonna say Sarah Graysun.
[screaming]
[laughing]
The final question.
Which Nick character would Shiloh
most like to collab with?
SpongeBob, Gary, the snail,
Carly from iCarly or Spencer from iCarly?
Oh, jeez, I can do without the slime today.
Okay. Whoever wins this, I just want to say
I'm proud of how much we actually know each other.
- That surprised me. - Right?
But I know your favorite character
without a doubt... is Spencer from iCarly.
[screaming]
Oh.
[music playing]
Give me a hug, sis.
Bring it in. Bring it in.
Oh, that is-- that's sticky. That's slimy.
That's slimy.
[laughing]
Looks like I won, so I got this awesome trophy.
Winner
That means Shiloh is today's Hot Mess.
And now, she has to get into this giant can of tuna.
You know what? What the heck, let's go.
We got this. The queen of the fish.
You know what? Something-- something's just missing here.
- I'm Elijah. - I'm Shiloh.
And thanks for tuning in to today's Hot Mess.
[everyone] Bye.