Hey guys!
So yeah, I know I need a hair cut,
*boing sound effect*
if my fringe gets any taller it's gonna leave the earth's atmosphere
and create some kind of global issue.
But!
Ignoring that!
It is that time of year where I need to get rid of all the *weird accent* crap in my house.
What was that?
I don't know what that was.
In *gameshow music* 'Things I Regret Buying!'
*record scratch* Did this series have a theme tune?
I-I guess it does now.
Today I'm gonna shake things up like the wild lad that I am;
I'm gonna use a star rating system! *upbeat jazz music*
Obviously, more stars mean more...
prizes? I mean better...objects.
Before we get into it, thanks to the sponsor of this video,
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I might not hate all of this stuff,
but I've just accumulated it,
since my last video. And I thought we could, review whether it was worth buying together.
So the first thing is something that has been haunting me on the internet for the last six months.
I don't know why this keeps being advertised to me, but everywhere I look, on any website, I see, *laugh*
THIS advert.
And I figured if I buy the 'Yodelling Pickle', maybe, the advert will somehow know, and then it will go away.
Hasn't worked, it's still popping up.
But this morning, look what arrived! *children cheering*
I got the Yodeling Pickle.
Uh, *laughs* points for graphic design.
Scared about what he's covering up with those dungarees, since he's a pickle.
Does he have a pickle on his pickle?
Let's *laughs*, not think about that.
*laugh* I'm not-
*wheeze* I'm not sure I'd want someone to find this, in my bedroom.
It looks very... suspicious. *laughs*
It's a lot bigger than I thought, I mean it's a pretty girthy pickle,
if you've got that in your sandwich you'd have a very vinegar-y mouth afterwards.
I'm gonna pull out the battery slot.
*explosion*
I kind of wanna guess what it's gonna do before I press the button.
A yodel's like a, "yode-le-hee-hoo"
That's my best yodel, that's all you're getting.
Six months of advertising have led up to this moment.
*yodelling*
*snort*
*more yodeling*
I don't like it! *yodeling continues*
Stop!
*cricket noises*
I'm both impressed and haunted by the sound that just produced.
Wow... I wasn't expecting it to be so long!
You get some yodel for your buck, don't ya?
Pickle did what it said on the tin *yodeling in background*
Provided me with a lot of joy
Four stars *dinging sounds*
*yodelling*
Ok, next one. *more yodelling*
No!
The next thing I bought is the
'Ladycorn Magical Unicorn Potion' *children wowing*
Which I'm *laughs* intrigued and also terrified by.
All of the instructions are in French,
"Boisson énergissantes *incomprehensible* caféine taurine enriché...
something, something.
So it sounds like it's full of vitamins, and also caffeine and taurine,
so if I get gradually more hyper throughout this video, you know what happened. *taps can*
I'll just get a glass,
and we can figure out what a unicorn tastes like.
*can opens*
I wonder what colour it's gonna be? My guess is pink.
*Horse snorting sound effect*
Oh, that smells strong!
Like a fake, bubblegum-y berry smell.
Here we go.
Ooh, blue!
*anticipation music*
I'm a bit sad there's no glitter or sparkles in there.
Are we thinking this is unicorn tears?
OR BLOOD?
*deep, distorted voice* Down it, fresher!
*classical music*
Woah! Wow! That is-
It's such a strong flavor.
It's like it smells, it's kinda like a strong, bubblegum-y berry flavor.
It's not horrible!
It's like drinking an unfrozen freeze pop.
*anticipation music*
So I guess at the end of the video I'll let you know if I've got some more energy.
Or if I'm dead...
someone could upload this for me.
I can already start feeling my eyes twitching,
I'm gonna give it three stars. *dinging noises*
Next - I like to think I'm the pinnacle of fashion knowledge.
Remember 'ear tints'? Well they became a thing!
So, my next fashion recommendation for 2019 is...
Hair lights!
Which are *giggle* basically fairy lights you put in your hair.
I thought I'd test them out so you don't have to.
I'm quite excited by this prospect.
These are hair clips and then this is the main light.
[Reading] "Use one clip for every 9 cm of length."
If I'm being honest I thought there would be more lights than this,
But let's see what happens.
Right, so I'm gonna put them here.
I'm gonna clip this across my quiff.
If it can stay up.
Yes!
And then it can go 'round the side.
I think we could add a few extra flowers in.
We get one...there, 'cause it's not technically in my head.
Alright the moment of truth! I probably should have done this before I put them in my in my hair,
'cause I'm probably about to be electrocuted.
But, bottoms up!
Oh, I'm pulling my hair out!
Come on! Come on!
Oh!
Ooh!
That was a little glow!
Yaaas
I'm - I'm impressed with that!
That is magical!
Might be because I just downed that unicorn drink,
But I'm feeling positively whimsical.
*laughs*
Guys, I mean, this is fashion 2019,
get on it!
Hair lights, strong four stars, *dinging noises*
I think there should be more, I think they should cover my entire head.
Next up, we're gonna have a little quickie-
Context! - I'm going to Brazil, next week;
if you wanna come see me
I think there's a few *gibberish*
...still a few tickets available so go to interactiveintroverts.com !
We're premiering our movie with a Q&A.
So it'd be nice to see your little face in the audience,
but it's a long flight to Brazil, so I wanted to get one of those soft, comfy eye masks.
When I saw this...
'frog style' eye mask.
I think it looks a bit like Pepe, I don't know if that's intentional.
But,
basically,
Oh, it's-
Oh no, it's ruining the hair lights!
So you can relax on the plane but then if you want someone to think you're still awake,
like if you're wearing it in class,
You can, *laughs*
do this. *fail sound effect*
I can only imagine how horrifying this looks *laughs*
because I can't see anything.
And then if you fancy someone on the plane,
You can be like... *closes one eye*
heyyy~ *sexy music* *laughs*
Or it looks like you're slowly dying!
Uh, I like these! They're comfy on your face.
In the eye mask genre of items,
I'm gonna give this a five! *triumphant music*
This is the best eye mask you can buy!
*fail sound effect*
Next, you're gonna think I'm absolutely bonkers,
because I bought,
cheese on toast gourmet popcorn. *dark sound effect*
Now, my thinking was, for science,
I love toast, I don't like cheese, I love popcorn.
So in the pie chart of things I like,
there's more things I like in this than there are that I don't like in this.
So the only way to find out is have a little nipple. Nipple? Nibble.
"Air-popped popcorn, coated in smooth caramel and mature cheddar cheese, with savoury seasoning."
Ew.
See that description is putting me off a bit.
Okay for science, here we go.
Please be more toasty than cheesy...
*horse sniffing sounds*
Oh! Oh it's very cheesy. Ahh!
For science.
I'm gonna eat two.
Guys. Appreciate this.
*suspenseful music*
Oh! It's not actually that bad.
Oh, aftertaste!
No! No. Abort. Ah!
*slow mo disgusted noises*
I thought that was the miraculous moment I suddenly like cheese but they trick you!
There's a lovely caramel-y-ness – Oh.
This - this is not good.
*disgusted noises*
But then that dissolves and you're left with like burnt-
which I guess this is the toast- cheesy cheese-y-ness, and that, I cannot abide.
I wish I liked cheese, but something is wrong with my tongue.
So for me I'm gonna give that one star. *trumpet fail noise*
Now I need to get a drink.
Mmm, ah, that's better.
Give me the chemicals!
Next up I got some aura glasses. *mysterious sound effect*
Which I actually bought for my last psychic video but they took ages to arrive,
but they apparently let you see someone's aura.
An aura is a non-physical field of energy around a
person, visible by clairvoyance. Ooh!
The most important instruction for using the glasses is to keep calm.
If you're not calm you won't see the aura.
Probably shouldn't have had the unicorn energy drink before this.
Calm is key. Is that their money back guarantee?
So if you don't see anything they'll be like, "Well you just weren't calm enough, lad."
Stand about 5 to 10 feet away from a mirror wearing
your aura glasses and look at yourself in the mirror
Allow your eyes to adjust
and you should see a milky blue hue emanating an inch around the edge of your body
*mysterious sound effect*
Woah! Everything's blue! I'm blue!
da-ba-dee-da-ba-dy
That's what it looks like
Can you see my aura now? Does this work?
But I guess I need to go to look at myself in a mirror.
*zen music* Deep breath.
*breathes out*
Breathe in.
And out.
In and out.
*record scratch* It's not working!
I'm sorry, I guess I'm not calm enough!
so for now I'm gonna give it one star *fail sound effect*
So, I think that was one of the most successful hauls yet for 'What I Regret Buying'
I actually liked quite a few of the things!
But! Things that ARE worth buying!
*ba-dum-tss* Eyyy, see what I did there?
The Dan and Phil Shop AND the AmazingPhil Shop AND the Daniel Howell shop
are all combining into one... baby?
I guess?
One GIANT festive shop!
So you can get everything from all the shops during the festive time
so your Christmas shopping will be easier.
So that's the first bit of exciting news but the second is
there is SO MUCH new stuff being released!
Including my doodle planner *upbeat jazz music*
which is a planner obviously
but I have fully doodled around 52 weeks of the year
So you can plan your day and also look at some of my doodles!
Hopefully they'll bring you a bit of joy
so I hope you enjoy this.
Amongst all the other things including slightly odd corgi socks,
corgi hat,
I've tried to make the derpiest looking corgi possible
Look at that lil guy!
DanAndPhilGAMES pyjamas, and also Dan has a bracelet and an UGH beanie
so you get all of that at danandphilshop.com
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never trust a yodeling pickle, *yodeling starts*
Goodbye! *yodeling continues*