When Uncle Roger working in office
I used to hate guy who microwave fish in there
It stink up the whole place
But this lady
This is whole other level
She make whole chicken in office haiya
Why can't you just pack your lunch like normal people?
Niece and nephew, Uncle Roger has new merch
The king of flavor hoodie
Dress up like this and you can become Uncle Roger favorite thing
See I let nephew Nigel wear it he looks so good in it
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Get this hoodie and tons of other uncle Roger merch
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Get two of these hoodies, one for yourself, one for you partner
Tell them you are the MSG in my life you make everything better
What if they single and lonely like me
Yeah Uncle Roger, you can still get two just use one for wiping off your tears
Local market okay
Always good to support local
Wait, what?
One second she buying star anise
Next second Rooster
Rooster, male chicken don't taste as good as female chicken
First step wrong already, haiya
Oh she touching lettuce like that
No glove, Just touching
This must be Film before Covid
Since auntie Helen left, Uncle Roger just want someone to touch me
Like how this woman touching lettuce
Fuiyoh
See, even the guy so impressed
he thinking fuiyoh! this chicken have it own Uber driver
But little did he know, this the first and last Uber for this chicken
Okay now she in office
Chicken and pig playing
Is this some live-action Peppa Pig bullshit
Who want to work in this office?
Can you imagine, you trying to use Microsoft Excel
And this damn pig coming and disturb you
You scaring the chicken haiya
Let it be
Where she taking chicken
WHAT
She just kill that chicken in that room?
How many times has she done this in office?
It look like she's so used to it
She kill chicken
Pluck all the feather and just walk out that room like nothing happening
This woman's so psycho
Uncle Roger have so many question
Like what room is there back there?
What kind of offices has dedicated chicken killing room haiya
Yeah that what I feel like after killing chicken
Watch Attack on Titan
Oh
This woman store soy sauce in her drawer
Okay uncle roger Forgive everything
This my type of girl
Soy sauce on chicken
Salt or maybe MSG
This video nobody talking
How Uncle Roger gonna know what ingredient you use if nobody talking
Ginger okay
What she doing with the card?
Fuiyoh
That quite creative
This must be sharpest credit card ever
Only Uncle Roger see get cut by credit card
Is Nigella Lawson favorite white powder
What's she wearing on head?
Oh plastic bag
That what you do to prevent crying when you chopping onions
You look stupid
But actually quite smart
If plastic bag on head can prevent crying
Maybe uncle Roger should wear when I watch Jamie Oliver cooking
Okay now she's stuffing chicken
Usually you want to cook your stuffing first
This a bit weird
What what you doing haiya
Don't stuff flower into chicken
Chicken dead already no need to give it valentine day present
Lettuce
Foil, why foil?
Uncle Roger haven't seen a single oven anywhere
Where's she going
She watching anime also
This whole office, do they ever do any real work
It's just people sitting around watching anime
What she's doing what she's doing
Haiya this is office plant
Just not your plant
Don't just uproot plant like that
Somebody stop her please
But there is a spare pot there already
There are two pots
Why don't you just use the spare pot
Why do you have to uproot plant and then take that pot
Uncle roger don't understand
That bear gets sit on by her everyday
That bear lucky
Sorry children
OK
She's taking some soil
Putting water in there
remind me of nephew Nick Ramen broth
Why she cover chicken in this whole soil?
I think she heard wrong you should come with chicken in oil not soil
No don't light fire in office
Okay good
So many weird thing
Why is this guy putting nail polish on
And who put nail polish on like this
And who polish nail polish on like this
She just take...
So she chicken killer and thief also
Oh no, don't
Where your fire alarm in office
Haiya the fire alarm gonna go off
Oh Uncle Roger understand why she put the wet soil over the chicken now
She trying to make some sort of dutch oven for the chicken
Very creative this niece
What that
She kill the chicken but she kept the feather
Haiya she definitely serial killer this woman
Oh my god this chicken life so sad
He is food and toy at the same
This very common game in Asia
Uncle Roger used to play that growing up
No where you going
No no haiya
You don't leave fire like that unattend
You can gonna burn your whole office down
I think every office you have one rule
If you put butcher animal and use office equipment to start fire
You need to stay
What you looking for outside
Now she doing DIY
Oh chicken done, let's see how it look
Not bad
This chicken look too nice
Looks so perfect! Uncle Roger don't believe she actually make this
Niece and nephew
Uncle Roger get 200,000 like on this video
Uncle Roger gonna make this chicken in office just like this niece here
Get this video to 200 thousand like
And uncle Roger might try to burn an office down
Just kidding, Don't arrest me
But get me to 200,000 and uncle roger gonna try to replicate this video
See if it real or not
Of course you have coworker who gonna steal your food
Every office have annoying person Like this
You try to eating your food and your boss come over try to take some
and you can't tell him to fuck off because he is your boss
You gonna get fired
This music too happy
She just killed chicken
And kick his feather
What she doing now, haiya
Enough enough enough haiya
Chicken already have a such sad life
Stop making more origami with chicken bone
Get back to work
What is this
What
Is she
Is she making
She making bicycle
Haiya
Earlier today, when this chicken riding bicycle
I bet it didn't think it going to become one
Nobody working in this office
I think this office is customer support for my internet provider
Every time I call, they put me on hold
Because they making chicken bone bicycle
No no no baby pig run away, run away
You gonna be next, haiya
Niece and nephew
What is this, niece and nephew
Since Auntie Helen left
I just want woman to touch me like how this lady touch lettuce
Why is uncle roger so creepy
Can you imagine working in this office
You're trying to go on Microsoft Excel
But pig come disturb you
But the damn pig come disturb you
This is so stupid
Is Nigella Lawson favorite white powder
Feel bad shitting on Nigella
I don't feel bad shitting on Jaime for some reason
Yeah
Can you see the MSG thing?