Can we tell a good baby from a bad baby?
Just by looking at it?
Let's talk about that.
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Good mythical morning!
We would like to give a good mythical welcome
to Mr. Craig Robinson.
- Ooh-hoo! - Hello.
- And thank you. - Welcome to the show, Craig.
- Thanks for coming in. - Great to be here.
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- Yeah. - Thanks for being here, man.
My pleasure, thanks for having me.
Babies are so cute, so innocent-looking,
but have you ever seen a baby that you just don't trust,
a baby you know is up to no good?
We're talking about babies whose eyes tell a story
about the utter darkness living within their evil souls!
Those are bad babies
destined for a life of crime,
but can we tell a good baby from a bad baby
just by looking at it?
And to do so, we've enlisted the help of our friend Craig.
It's time to play...
Welcome to "Good baby, bad baby," baby.
You each have a baby battle paddle in front of you.
- Uh-huh. - I'm gonna show you a picture of a baby
or young child and you each have to guess
if that tot grew up to be a celebrity we know and love,
or someone less lovable, say, like,
- a murderer. - Oh.
Whoever guesses
the most babies correctly,
will get a good binky dipped in sugar.
And whoever loses gets a bad binky dipped in malic acid,
which, I've been told, is disgusting.
It is, we've had it before,
but not in binky form.
Right on.
You guys ready to play?
- No. Yes. - Yo-- Yes.
Excellent!
Is this a good baby
or a bad baby?
Link:
what is that on the left side? Some sort of a scepter?
I think it-- I think that is not from the original scene.
It looks like it's in some sort of scrapbook.
- Link:
if you got a mom who's willing to do a scrapbook of you,
it probably means she's, like,
really investing in you,
less likely that things would go awry.
- So you're saying good baby? - Yeah, I'm saying good baby.
I am not copying you,
but, Craig, I'm also saying good baby because
I know who this baby is.
- Do you? - Good baby.
Who do you think it is?
That is Russell Wilson.
- Craig:
Fantastic.
All right, it is a good baby.
Ding, ding, you both got that.
- Rhett:
Link:
Can you smell what The Rock is pooping?
- Hello! - ( laughter )
- Ah! - That is...
Alrighty, then.
Is this a good baby
or a bad baby?
Rhett and Link:
- Rhett:
-
Rhett:
that is polluting his mind,
you know what I mean?
He's watching our show on the internet.
- Looks like he's pooping. - Link:
-
Parents didn't clean him, they got poop on his chest.
You keep pulling on what this says about the parents.
- I get it. - Nature, nurture, man.
- I'm going with the nurture side. - Serial killing
is in the D and the N and in the A.
Uh-oh.
You gonna copy me again?
I'm not gonna copy you.
I also think this is Russell Wilson.
( laughter )
So we got a bad baby over here,
we got good baby over here.
This is a good baby.
It is Ashton Kutcher.
- Rhett:
The moment you said "Ashton"
I was like, "Yes, that's him."
I thought it was just a current photo of Sean Spicer.
-
All right, round three.
Is this a good baby or a bad baby?
Link:
Rhett:
ghosts around him,
or they're parents that did not want to be revealed,
which would make sense if it was a bad baby.
- Craig: Oh, wow. - Plus, I'm playing the whole,
like, bad student game where, if there's two good babies in a row,
you know you got to get a bad baby on the third one.
Mm-hmm.
So I'm going bad baby.
Rhett says bad baby.
What about you, Link?
It's definitely a bad baby.
- Wow! -
And there's a flower involved.
- Yup. - Mm.
This is a bad baby!
This is domestic terrorist Ted Kaczynski,
AKA the Unabomber.
- Oh, wow. - Yeah.
He was wearing Osh Kosh Ba-boom!
( laughter )
What? Yeah.
Here we go.
Is this a good baby or a bad baby?
Link:
Rhett:
Those eyes look a little sadistic, though,
-
And, again, I gotta go with the parents,
I mean, the parent let him just grow his hair out,
let him do whatever he wants to, he's got no restrictions.
- Hmm. - Free to express himself
and all the evil ways that are within his soul.
- Mm-hmm. - And it's like wherever you go, he follows you.
Yep. He is looking.
Well, Craig, that's true of all pictures.
Touché.
But you know what? I'm going against instinct,
- I'm going good baby. - Mm-mm.
No baby with long sleeves and shorts
turns out good.
This is a bad baby.
I gotta tell you, it is actually
- a good baby. - Yes!
This is actor Zac Efron.
Rhett:
By the way, those overalls
are hiding his ripped abs.
His ripped baby abs.
- I've seen those. - Baby abs.
Here we go, is this a good baby or a bad baby?
Link:
( laughter )
See, the more you stare at someone
staring at you in photo form...
Makes you feel a little creepy, doesn't it?
It really-- kids looking at you
is just creepy in general.
Yeah, all you need is a...
( high-pitched ) ♪ Mary had a little lamb
- ( laughter ) - Link:
I didn't need that, actually.
I didn't need that to know this is a bad baby.
Oh, it is a bad baby.
You're not taking the lead on me.
Mm! It is a bad baby.
This is serial killer Aileen Wuornos.
- Link: Ooh! - You might know her because
Charlize Theron won an Oscar
for getting ugly to play her in "Monster."
The real bad baby is the one that gave her that haircut.
- Ho! - ( laughter )
Do your thing, girl. All right.
- ( Rhett sighs ) - Round six.
Is this a good baby or a bad baby?
Rhett:
Link:
And nostrils.
Rhett:
( sputters, laughs )
Hey, what if this turned out to be, like, your dad or something?
Oh, it's not.
It's not. I can tell you that confidently.
Look at that sweater. Come on.
Link:
( crew laughter )
There's a cuteness that
I just-- doesn't translate into murder for me.
This is a good baby.
'Cause I'm trying to see if--
I'm trying to see a celebrity in there,
like somebody we would know.
- Ten seconds, Rhett! - Bad baby.
- Bad baby. - ( laughs )
This is a good baby! This is John Travolta!
- Oh! - That's right.
Or is it a baby who switched faces with Nicholas Cage?
- What? - ( laughter )
Round seven, here we go.
This is our final baby.
- Tell me, is this a good baby... - Link: Now, hold on.
- Am I winning? - ( laughter )
Yeah, you're up, five to four.
- Yeah, you're winning. - Mm-hmm.
- So-- - So...
So, yeah, if you get this correct,
you will win.
The sugar binky.
But if you get it wrong
and then Rhett gets it correct,
you will tie and we will have to do a baby-off.
Which I just made up.
- I don't even know... - ( laughter )
Baby-off.
All right, I'll just beat him. It's fine. Okay.
- I heard that. - Link: All right.
- Mm. - All right, so this is our final baby.
Tell me, is this a good baby or a bad baby?
Rhett:
And that really confuses my answer.
But you know a lot of serial killers.
( chuckling ) What a...
- Link: Murderers? - great statement you just made.
I can't wait till people see it and then...
they'll laugh later, but that was awesome.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know who this is and...
my assessment of her is that she's a bad baby.
Craig:
All I gotta do is match you, and I know I win.
- ( laughter ) - That's what happens when you go first.
You should do that, Link, yeah.
Yeah, don't, for the sake of individuality, switch because...
- Well, here we go. - But there's no way this is a bad baby,
so I'm going for the gusto.
- Yowza-reeno. - I say good baby.
This is a bad baby.
-
Yeah, she said she's into Hitler.
- Really? - So that means I'm right,
but that means we freakin' tie.
- How are we gonna have a baby-off? - Baby-off!
I think we just both have to eat the acid binky.
Oh, gosh.
Do you want to eat the acid?
( laughter )
Guess we gotta eat the acid!
All right.
- I think so. - Rhett: Okay, here we go.
Two bad binkies coming in.
- ( Craig groaning ) - Mm!
Mm!
( high-pitched voice) Mama!
Mm!
Nah!
- Oh! - You want the rest of it?
You good. I'm good.
- Oh, my gosh. - Ah!
Oh, man, that's gonna be a good gif.
( laughter )
And that does it for this week's show.
We'll see you next time on "Good baby, bad baby."
- There's gonna be a next time? - Oh, you better believe it.
Great, we'd love to have you back.
Check out Craig's new show "Ghosted,"
Sunday nights on FOX,
and go see "Tragedy Girls,"
an awesome new horror-comedy film
that Craig co-stars in and also produced.
Mm-hmm. Click on through to the next video because
we're gonna speak Google with Craig.
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