Stephen Colbert here.
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Top story, our nation's perfect spectacle of racism and violence.
The Super Bowl was tainted on Sunday when woke commercials.
Many for godless electric vehicles, somehow pirated the broadcast
that completely violated the sanctity of the Super Bowl ads,
which should teach viewers that Patriot, racism and alcoholism go hand-in-hand.
Now, let's bring in our guest who got heckled so much as a standup
comedian that she retreated to a successful TV and movie career.
Tig Notaro, what's up, Tech?
Oh, just, you know, hanging out.
Taking it up. That is taking awesome.
So, Tig, you're a mississippi born, Texas raised coastal elitist.
I assume you loved the woke Super Bowl ads.
Is that correct? Oh, gosh.
Well, you know, I personally
am looking at electric vehicles
and I I'm curious what the problem is.
You really feel strongly that this is not the right decision
for people to be
saving our planet.
Look what electricity did to Frankenstein.
Those woke ads were an abomination.
Give me humanoid beer cans, smashing them into each other, subconsciously
signaling to fans that players are garbage to be disposed of.
Yeah, At least there were 50 ads for Jesus.
It's about time he got more attention than all of it.
Moving on.
Tig, I cannot believe children watched Rihanna's performance.
That conveyed the dangerous idea that women are powerful.
Shouldn't they have aired a Republican rebuttal performance by Senator
Ron Johnson?
I wish I could speak more to this, but I was having a
huge Super Bowl party, which
I have every year
in order to not have to watch the Super Bowl.
But I'm all about women empowerment.
I mean, look at me in my flannel shirt and my short haircut.
I don't know if I'm the right person about this.
It promoted the idea that pregnant women should put on
big budget Super Bowl halftime shows outside the home.
Yeah, and I can personally confirm it is just as offensive on full speed,
half speed. And God forbid, .25 speed.
God forbid.
Now, moving on to a new thing.
Tig, you host a podcast called True Story, a documentary podcast
featuring you and Gregory Hines discussing documentaries, but we noticed.
It's not
all Cheryl Hines.
Oh, my name.
That's Cheryl Hines.
Cheryl Hines. Okay. By that.
But we noticed you've overlooked
some of the riveting documentaries produced by the Hot Take Documentary Unit.
And I'm going to pitch you some of our work, and you tell me
if we're going to make the podcast. Okay. Are you ready?
Mm hmm. Okay.
First documentary is called On Canceling Mussolini.
I don't see I don't see that one getting covered.
Okay.
What about Dan Bongino?
Dreams of sushi.
I will consider that one. Okay.
Getting better?
Well, okay.
Next up is Geraldo.
Sort of sort of shuffles around his house.
We will for sure cover that one.
The documentary
would have to be
footage of her also wandering around.
And then a lot of talking heads discussing him wandering around.
Okay. We can work on that.
So far, we just snuck into his house and got his shoes kind of scooting.
But. Well, here's another one.
What about this one is called just straight up Islamophobia.
Yeah, We're going to have to cover that.
Okay. Do you know who's in it?
Oh, about a billion people.
Okay. What about what?
What if Jesus played for the Yankees? Yes.
I think we actually covered that one.
And finally, sperm wars.
Part nine, the microwave popcorn dilemma. Mm.
I've heard this come up a lot, so it seems like the people want to hear that.
So, yeah, we do that. All right, that's great.
You know what?
I'm just going to email you the rest.
We make 92 documentaries a week.