Summer is here.
I'm Thomas Leblanc.
And I'm Tranna Wintour welcome to a
Lucky Stars, an Astro pop
odyssey, where we take you through
the Zodiac by roasting the big
celebrities born under each sun
sign.
It's officially my birthday
month. We are entering Cancer
season, it's the beginning of
summer. It's my favorite time of the
year.
It's my most hated time of the year.
I hate summer.
And the thing that cracks me up
the most about Cancerian's
is that you are the type
of people who are like counting
down to your birthday like months
in advance.
Every cancer I know in March
is like my birthday is three months
away!
We're a cardinal sign and cardinal
signs love attention.
Cancer season runs from June 21st
to July 22nd.
It's a very emotional sign.
Our ruling planet is actually
the moon.
And I know some people say the
moon is not a planet, but if you
believe in astrology, you just roll
with it.
It's debatable to some, but I
identify with the moon.
So the moon is my ruling planet.
From the planet, moon.
Isn't the moon a star?
The — No, the moon is the planet
Darling.
So before we get to the stars,
let's talk about what it means
to be a Cancer.
Thomas, there is no one better
to walk us through this sign than
you, so tell us
the real deal, truth.
What does it mean to be a Cancerian?
What are the main traits?
What's going on?
No one on the list is, of course,
we're hypersensitive.
We are the most sensitive sign of
the Zodiac.
Sorry, Pisces.
But the thing is, it's not a flaw.
It's not a flaw. It's actually a
superpower.
And my advice to all the Cancers out
there is, if you're hypersensitive
on it, embrace it.
It's your superpower.
So one of the other most common
signs in Cancers is
this idea of Cancers
love to be home.
They're the crab.
They retreat into their shell.
They're introverted.
But home is really where you find
it. It can be at the club.
It can be on a comedy stage.
And for Cancer is the most important
aspect of home is really family
and Tranna, we co-host "Chosen
Family". So I think it really makes
sense for me that I'm so attached to
my crew, my people, and these
are the most important people to me.
And one example of that, actually —
so in my case, it's a chosen family,
but some people are really attached
to their biological family — is
I am born the same day
as Khloe Kardashian.
Lord help you.
Yes. So I'm born the same day as
the sister who cares
more about her other sisters
and they care about her.
Don't be f***ing rude.
Are you kidding me?
Well, I mean, if there's anyone to
learn family values from, it's
the Kardashians.
What the f***? . Like, are you
kidding? You a******.
I
mean, that's all nice and
lovely but we have to also
acknowledge that Cancers are very
moody.
They can be temperamental.
One minute, they're sort of, you
know, happy go lucky.
Then they get really sad.
What's the deal there?
I mean, it's the summer weather,
tranna. It can be a storm.
It can be a heat wave.
It can be beautiful sunshine.
It can change on a dime.
Now that we have a bit of a better
understanding of Syrians and their
main traits, let's take a look
at some of the biggest stars born
under this sign.
I just want to warn you, dear
Cancerian, that
it was kind of slim pickings when
it came to finding the best, coolest
Cancer celebrities —not
the most glamorous, exciting
bunch, I have to admit.
Although the two greatest
Cancer celebrities are Solange
and Missy Elliott, but we can't
roast them because they're perfect.
I'm not the one that you should be making your enemy.
So
let's start with a true
Cancerian icon,
Princess Diana, born
July 1st.
Now, of course, some would argue
that Princess Diana is a perfect
angel and she definitely does
represent some of Cancer's
best traits.
She's loyal, loving,
caring.
She's the people's princess.
But one of the Cancerian traits that
I find she embodies the best
is being vindictive.
I don't mean that in a negative
sense. I mean it in the way that
I am living for it.
We all know that her marriage to
Prince Charles was a nightmare.
The royal family treated her
horribly.
But when they divorced,
Princess Diana did something that
no royal has ever done.
She got hot.
And that's the ultimate
revenge. She started taking
athleisure to a whole new
level, wearing sweatshirts
and short shorts and sneakers,
showing off those amazing
legs. She reinvented the little
black dress.
She danced with John Travolta.
She got the ultimate revenge.
And that's why I love her
From one to another.
My first pick is George Michael,
born June 25th is
an icon of the 80s.
Of course, he's known for a
"Careless Whisper".
And that sax solo is just
like cancer hotness.
He's also known for "Faith", he's
known for a song called "I Want
Your Sex", and if you didn't sing
that cancers were hot, change your
mind.
I want your sex.
You know, George is all about
hot sex, of course, with the music
video for "Freedom '90",
where he's really built this chosen
family of supermodels, nothing
less.
And of course, he's known for
"Outside" his coming about,
and then I came out to that
song and I think there's something
really interesting in the idea of
coming out of the closet and coming
out of your shell.
Right. Like the closet is like
you're inside the closet, you're
inside the shell.
But George, in the 90s when
he was caught having sex in
a public bathroom, was like, you
know what, I'm gay and I'm proud.
And he came out with this song.
I know you want to but you can't say
yeah. Let's go outside.
So next up is
someone I am really embarrassed
to say that I love
so much.
It's Jessica Simpson
born July 10.
The first pair of heels I bought
were from Jessica Simpson's line
that made her way more money than
her music ever made her, because the
music is not great.
I'm gonna love you forever, oooooh!
Of course, we all got to learn
who Jessica is through Newlywed's,
the reality TV show in the early
2000s.
I mean, talk about a Cancerian
moment, getting to see Jessica wear
her heart on her sleeve, getting to
see Jessica at home.
And I wish that Gen Z
could understand how much
of their world exists because
Jessica couldn't tell the difference
between tuna and chicken.
That was a defining
moment that changed the culture,
changed the world forever.
Is this chicken what I have, or is
this fish?
I know it's tuna, but it says
"chicken by the sea".
Now, Jessica, for me is definitely
someone who totally wears her heart
on her sleeve. She totally
represents that emotionality
of Cancer.
One of the ways that it sort of
manifests itself for Jessica is
the way that she performs on
stage.
She holds nothing
back she is so extra.
She is like having an emotional
exorcism every time she
performs.
It is hilarious.
Take a look.
I know you do. I got so much.... Oh yeah! With nothing but a t-shirt on.
Try hustle them try to bust them try cuss them, and the cops want someone
to bust.
I don't understand how you can say
that there are not enough Cancer
stars.
I mean, Jessica Simpson is an
icon. I love her so much.
I also really loved her book.
So last year she came out with her
memoir called "Open Book",
another major Cancerian moment,
again, letting those emotions
come through.
One of my favorite parts in the
book. And it sort of gets back to
that Cancerian vindictiveness
and desire for revenge is
that when she got divorced from
Nick Lachey she had a fuck list.
So basically, she made a list
of all of the hot Hollywood
guys that she wanted to fuck
and fuck them all.
And that is amazing.
I, like, I put the book down and
I like gave her a standing ovation
in my room.
I love that.
I am inspired by that.
Thank you, Jessica, for all
that you've given us.
My next pick is musically
a person who I would say is the
opposite of Jessica Simpson.
Yet, they have a lot in common,
vindictive, wear their heart on
their sleeve.
And my pick is Lana Del
Rey. So Lana is a controversial
pick because for years people
thought she was born really early in
the day, like in the middle of the
night from the 20th to the 21st.
But actually, she rectified
on Twitter a few years ago and she's
born later in the afternoon.
So that puts her just on the
cusp of Cancer.
So that's very debatable
because lying about being
a Gemini is the most Gemini
thing you could do.
But also, if you're a Cancer, you
never, ever
want people to believe you're a
Gemini.
Of course not.
My Moon's in Leo my Cancer is Sun.
So for years I was like, Lana is a
strange Gemini.
I was maybe buying the theory that,
like, it's a persona that she
created because obviously her real
name is Elizabeth Grant, although
Lana stans know that.
But when you start looking at —
listening to the music and looking
at her work like she is such a
Cancerian, one of her biggest
hits "Summertimes Sadness",
I believe, is like peak Cancer.
I've got that summertime, summertime sadness.
So I'm actually happy now that
Lana identifies as a as a Cancer
and that she's proud to be a Cancer
because we don't have that many
charismatic music stars.
A lot of the music stars, actually,
who are Cancers are a bit sad
or just lack that fire
energy. So a few examples of
music stars who are Cancer: Selena
Gomez, Ariana Grande,
Alessia Cara, like not
necessarily like Lady Gaga
or Madonna level, but, you
know, they're sensitive and
I appreciate that.
I love that you called Lana Del Rey
charismatic.
I think that's also a little bit of
a stretch personally.
But granted, she has more
charisma and energy
than Ariana Grande, who only
puts in the most minimal of efforts
at all times.
I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumping through hoops.
And I mean, we have to like Lana
is a hustler.
She works hard.
She puts music out.
I love her music.
I believe Lana Del Rey is the Bob
Dylan of the Gays, to be honest with
you. And I believe she's more
emo than all of emo and pop
punk combined.
Like, I love that about her.
I can see that, although I
would argue that our next celebrity
is actually the Bob Dylan of the
Gays. And it's Lindsay Lohan
born July 2nd.
Why is she the Bob Dylan of the
Gays?
She just is.
It doesn't need to be explained.
When I think of Cancers, I
think of Lindsay Lohan dancing
in Mykonos, that clip that
went viral.
Honey, this is how you through a
party at Mykanos, bitch.
The freedom, the fun, the
emotion, the beach
hair, it's all there.
To me that represents
the moment when a Cancer finally
allows themselves to come out of
the crab shell and live
and actually be happy.
People think that they can mess with
Lindsay Lohan, but they can't.
You know, her song "Rumors" that
came out a few years ago, to me is
another Cancer anthem.
It's all about taking control,
it's all about telling people to
leave you the fuck alone,
stay out of my business, stay out
of my way, let me just
be.
To me, there's not a more Cancerian
moment in pop than "Rumors".
And to wrap it up, a shout out to
our editor Lito, who is born the
same day as Patrick
Stewart.
I'm no Star Trek fan,
but he's a legend and he's like such
a cool guy that people actually
thought he was queer, but apparently
he's not.
Morning, darling.
No, we cannot just automatically
assume that the most talented people
are queer, even though that tends to
be the case.
Thank you all so much for watching.
That is a wrap on Cancer
season. Good luck with the emotions
and the summer heat.
Stay hydrated.
The sweat and the tears combined
might kill you so be careful
out there.
And we will see you back here
for Leo season.
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friend to a beautiful present
for their birthday.
Thank you. Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday, Thomas.
Happy early birthday.
Thanks.