- I don't really know what's going on today.
(creak) (jazzy music playing)
- I tried to eat a kiwi in 2011
- and I haven't since. - Yeah.
- You take a bite out of a kiwi and you gotta take a shower.
- There is so much shit on this.
- It's like going to kiss someone who has a beard.
- That is not bad.
- I mean, this is totally a great way to eat a kiwi.
- I donno, hairs are kind of hanging around though.
- And here I was like a moron in 2011, just
trying to, like, de-skin.
- Yeah, I think I honestly just never
eat the skin just cuz...
- [Man] It's weird.
- It was a norm that was impressed upon me.
- It's supposed to be like a fun little game,
when you pull the string cheese down.
- String cheese never comes out in cute little strings.
- Ain't nothin wrong with that.
- Nothing to it.
- I imagine that's what...
eating a moth tastes like.
- (laughs)
- See, this just saves time.
- This is gross.
- It's cheese, it's good either way.
- Like a little mini Persian cucumber.
- Yeah.
- Just biting into it.
- Ow!
- I have done this.
Not in public!
- It's like a little (beep)
- It's a big (beep)!
- This is very flexi--
- Yeah.
- Eew.
Gross.
- I'm satisfied.
- It's like a popsicle, but healthy.
- Is that cereal with ice?
- Watery milk.
Sounds like a nightmare.
- (laughs)
- There's more ice than cereal.
- I'm just gonna refuse, that's disgusting.
- Well.
- I don't know him. - I would say...
- I actually kinda like it.
- Yeah, actually, I take back everything I said.
- The milk is so great cold.
- I dig it.
(slurping)
- The ice kinda just brings it all together, man.
- We shouldn't be constricted by what society
tells us.
- If we didn't have rogue, crazy adventurous
people like you out there, we wouldn't have
wonderful things like electricity or Netflix.
- Maybe there's a way we can make broccoli taste better.
- Ice?
- I'm gonna try more things with ice.
- I don't think it should matter how you eat it,
as long as you enjoy it.
Just like...
Sex. - Sex.
(both laugh)