Phil: Hey guys!
Phil:So, I am here with KickThePJ!
PJ: Hey!
Phil: How do you feel in a sound?
PJ: Ber-kaw!
Phil: Nice.
PJ: Just very- Very chirpy, very awake. We ate a lot of bacon this morning.
Phil: We just ate a lot bacon pancakes, and things are about to go crazy.
Phil: So recently, this meteor fell out of the *giggling* sky,
Phil: And crash-landed in my garden.
Phil: And it contained a survey about the year 4000.
PJ: Wow.
Phil: Yeah.
Phil: So, I thought we should answer that survey as a duty to mankind.
Phil: Give him a little stroke.
PJ: Hello, little guy.
PJ: Hey, please don't bite me.
Phil: *giggling* PJ: Seriously, please don't bite me.
Phil: Oh!
*dramatic music plays as the object bites PJ's finger*
PJ: IT KNOWS.
Phil: Ask us some questions, mate.
The Object: Use kitchen materials to represent year 4000 fashion.
Phil: Ok! I'm back!
PJ: What did you get? Phil: My space coat!
PJ: You- That's cheating. *jealous laughter* Phil: This is the spaciest of all coats. What have you got?
PJ: Ah, I got tin foil. Okay. Phil: Let's turn ourselves into the year 4000.*tin foil crinkles*
*tin foil crinkles* PJ: *semi-singing* I've been to the year 4000.
*tin foil noises* Phil: *semi-singing* Everything was covered in...
*tin foil noises* Both: *semi-singing* ...tin foil.
Phil: You're making some kind of sausage shape, what's happening?
*tin foil noises*
Phil: I was going to go for the neck collar!
PJ: Were you? Phil: Yeah!
Phil: That must be year 4000 fashion.
PJ: This- This has to be year 4000.
Phil: That actually suits you. PJ: Thank you
Phil: I-It looks good. PJ: I feel like a- I feel like a future punk.
Phil: Mine is the multi-language collar, so watch this.
*beep* Phil: Bonjour, PJ.
PJ: I don't know how to respond because- Phil: No, you don't. PJ: Because I don't have the language collar.
*beep* Phil: Hallo, my name is Phil.
*beep* Phil: Konnichiwa.
Both: *chuckling*
PJ: My product comes from when Apple and NASA, uh, collaborated.
Phil: Right. PJ: They came out with the iCollar.
Phil: *giggling* PJ: Um... Phil: That seems sinister.
PJ: It's a wireless hotspot, it does everything you need, uh, it's essential. Everyone's wearing them.
PJ: Why do you have a tiny metal claw, Phil? Phil: Uh, to protect me from things. PJ: Sure.
Phil: Hi-five. *beep*
PJ: *shouting in pain*
PJ: *sharp inhale* Phil: Yeah, take that.
PJ: *pained PJ noises*
Phil: *giggling*
PJ: That's so strong.
Phil: I'm like wolverine, cubed.
The Object: How will people eat in the year 4000?
Phil: I think we are gonna evolve an extra mouth in our hands
PJ: and just kinda *weird eating noise*
Phil: So you don't need the stress of lifting something to your mouth, you just go *slurping noise*
PJ: That is stressful, I think we are just gonna adapt the power of osmoses and just gonna absorb liquids and just eat liquid foods
Phil: So you can just go into a brocoli stream room and absorb all the brocoli like this?
PJ: Yes this is the healthy dance, it's how you get healthy just *Music starts playing*
Object: Draw what animals will look like in 20 seconds
PJ: Oh my gosh Phil: that's hard to draw with this metal hand
PJ: Yes I-I can imagine. Ehhhm
*pieeep* *Phil laughs*
Phil: Oh yours is so much better than mine!
*both laughing*
PJ: Yours is like ehh an alien jellyfish hybrid ehhm
Phil:Yeah basically the animals are like a form of transport.It's like the new horse but you can climb inside it
Phil: A little bit like Leonardo Dicaprio
Phil: But it got like wifi and it floats thru the sky and its carbonefficient
PJ: I just let my brain kinda take control let my hand take control and it's a - it's a hobblemoose.
Phil: a hobblemoose? PJ: I'm calling it a hobblemoose Phil: I love it
PJ: It's kind of like a Elephant- ghost hybrid
Phil: Are they friendly?
PJ: Ehhh Not at all Phil: Danger!
Phil: I'm removing the hand.. Right
PJ: Remove the hand it was a bad invention! Phil: It was a bad idea
Object: What will music sound like?
Phil: I think it's gonna sound like this * weird squeecking noise*
Phil: But that will sound really good
PJ: I'll get down to that I think. I think with enough time I could- I could learn to love that.
PJ: I think it's generally It will be like what we're hearing now Phil: Really?
PJ: But just with more thunder
PJ: Just more claps of thunder Phil: Just more claps of thunder
PJ: yeah just violent claps of thunder
Phil: So instead of dropping the base , you'll just have a huge thunderstorm?
PJ: Drop the clap of thunder and than *thunder sounds*
*explosions*
PJ: What would the band be called? Phil: The thunder *same weird noise as before*
PJ: The thunder * tries to make the noise*
The Object (Phil): HOW WILL PEOPLE BREED
Phil: Men have nipples and we don't really know why.
PJ: We don't use them for anything
Phil: They are gonna evolve into nipple sacks which will eventually harbour alien babies.
PJ:Yeah Okay I can see that, yeah Phil: I though a lot about this as you could tell
PJ: Yeah I don't know how to top that I which I had a heads up on these questions we're gonna do
*laughs*
PJ: yeah I feel like the bellybutton is.. the under used, if im honest
PJ: I do think that em the baby just * weird noise* coming out of the bellybutton kinda just like the chest bursters
Phil: Yes PJ: In Alien [...] thru the bellybutton
Phil: Maybe you can speed it all up by an app aswel
PJ: You have to wait 9 months unless you pay for the premium version
PJ: There is gonna be micro transactions in the app to speed up the process of having a baby
The object: What will be against the law?
PJ: I think underwear gonna become illegal Phil: What?!
PJ: Yeaah Phil: Why?!
PJ:Because some sicko get's into power and is like:"You know what I wanna see a bit less of this underwear"
Phil: What.... that's you isn't it?
PJ: Nooo What, why would you think me?! Phil: Because you thought of the law
*music plays*
The object: Will there be a new way of greeting a guy instead of awkward men handshakes?
Phil: I think it's gonna swap to feet so you will just be like "sup"
PJ: Highfive Phil: High foot
Phil: That felt smoother than the awkward men handshakes
PJ: Weirdly it did. I think I'm gonna just have to agree with you there.
Phil: Gives you a bit of exersize, shows how flixible you are
PJ: Shows of your socks aswel. Phil: It does I mean check out our socks today
Phil: I mean this wasn't even planned. PJ: Yeah
PJ: Pink pizza and green... what are they? sloths? Phil: yeah
*ding*
PJ: and I think it's conversation starter aswel Phil: It is
PJ: It's like hey brother I like your socks Phil: Brother *Laughs*
PJ: Everyone in the futher calls eachother brother
Phil: We are technically related though aren't we?
PJ: Where is this going
Phil: I mean if you are thinking about the darwn of time. PJ: The beginning of time
Phil: We all came from the same sand
PJ:The same sand, the same seed. Technically yes we're very distant relatives
Phil: Bro - bro slice
The object: Do you have a message for the people in the year 4000 if Youtube still exists?
PJ: I'm so sorry Phil: I'm sorry
Phil: Have we been futurists? PJ: I think we have been a little bit futurist
PJ: I think we made assumptions about thing that may or may or may not come true
Phil: Definetly i mean you are all watching this in your metal collars, don't lie
PJ: Yeah
Phil: but I hope you enjoyed this video.
PJ: I had a blast Phil: You had a futuristic blast
Phil: You should all go subscribe to PJ. So click on his face now. Do your most seductive face.
* sexy music*
*both laugh* PJ: I don't know what I'm doing Phil: That's seductive
Phil: You can also subscribe by clicking here and I hope you have a lovely day.
Phil: Where ever you are watching this
PJ: In the future or present.. or Past!
Phil: Maybe they world is about to end and someone is watching this
PJ: Maybe Phil: Thanks for choosing this video
PJ: As your last video
Phil: Yeah lets cover it with our tin foil next
*biebs*
Phil: Goodbye
The object: uuuuhhhh