This is exciting because Sona,
I think maybe there's something
you're okay with talking about on the podcast?
I am, Yeah.
You are?
Would you want to,
all of America is listening
and by that I literally mean
we're a very successful podcast.
Okay.
So in my mind everyone in America is listening.
Why don't you tell us what you have to say?
I'm pregnant.
Yes!
Congratulations.
Yay, thank you very much.
That is so exciting.
I know, thank you.
I've known for a while,
but of course. Yes.
And I was proud of myself Wow!
Because you can't tell people I...
and you know what I love,
I'm making this about me instantly.
(laughing)
You know what though?
You were I think the first person besides me
and Tak to know, Yeah.
Because I came to your house to help you
with something and you offered me wine.
And I said, no, I'm not drinking.
And you were like, "are you pregnant?"
You just immediately asked me.
Yeah. And I think we had found out the day
before that we were so, yeah.
And you know, it was it was weird.
It was nine o'clock in the morning.
(Sona laughs)
And I was drinking out of a bottle of wine.
I wasn't even pouring it into a glass.
And I was like, Sona have some.
And she said, well, I don't feel what are you pregnant?
What's the due date?
When does the birth certificate man come around?
(laughing)
In four months.
That's right.
It's six months after you give birth that you have
to get the same guy who was four months late
for your dad, birth certificate. You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna track that guy down
and I'm gonna fly him to the United States,
so that he can handle your birth certificate.
Well, I don't think he came because of my dad.
He came to the village and he's like,
"Okay, what babies were born?"
And then people were like, "My baby was born and my baby."
And you're like, "Okay, all of you have a February 5th."
Oh my God.
That's how they did it.
Do you think he did other things too?
I get the sense that he sounds like a guy
who came to the village to deliver mail,
Yeah
give you your birth certificate.
He probably had a soft serve machine.
(Sona laughing)
If anyone wanted ice cream
he sounds like a guy who did a bunch of things.
Ah, well, we're having twins.
Oh my God!
I know, as a tear rolled down
That's four birth certificates.
(all laughing)
Oh man, good one Gourley you just hit it.
That was the natural.
You hit it out of the park.
It hit the lights and the lights exploded.
I've gone on a Tylenol PM every day.
Yes.
You are so funny when you're jacked on Tylenol PM.
Oh man.
So Sona, you're having twins.
Can I ask more question?
Do we know the sex?
Yes, they're both boys.
Oh, wow!
Oh my God!
This is so great.
Yeah, it's a lot, it's a lot all at once, I know.
So we'll never talk to you again in a couple of months.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think you will.
I'm due mid July but they'll probably come early
'cause twins come early and yeah,
we spend a lot of our time
just kind of sitting here in silence
just being like, what did we do?
(laughing)
And Tak keeps asking if he has time
to do his karate, which he does.
(laughs)
Yes, well guess what?
Let me explain something to you Sona,
there's a called a hierarchy of needs.
Yeah priority number one.
And priorities and so what's gonna happen is tax karate.
And I promise you this is going to go away.
(All laughing) I hope he has a sensei
that's going like change diaper.
And he teaches him wax the fence,
but it's baby stuff.
Yeah.
It's funny if his karate style is all based,
like the way Mr. Miyagi's was on wax on wax off,
it's all based on changing two diapers
at once with each hand.
And that becomes like the most impossible
fantastic defense attack in karate.
Oh my God!
(Sona laughs)
This is insane, I'm so happy for you.
Thank you.
And for Tak.
Yeah, I know It's very exciting.
Yeah, we wanted it for a while.
So this is exciting, it's a lot.
I'm thrilled for you guys. Are you?
Wow, and of course I knew about this,
and then you showed me a video of your mom
and your dad being told and you did a really cute thing.
You had your nieces tell her.
Aha, yeah.
And they're really young.
I couldn't believe that they kept the secret.
Yeah, they're seven and five.
And they were bursting to tell them.
And my mom has two granddaughters
so she so badly wanted a boy.
And then we told them we were having twins.
And then we were like, okay, guess the gender?
And my mom was just like, boy.
(Gourley laughing)
Like she didn't care.
And she also, I'm gonna back Sona up.
I've seen the video,
your mother does it with no joy.
(Sona laughs)
She's like really happy that you're having the baby.
She's really happy.
And then you say it's twins.
And she's like, oh my God
and she's crying
and she sits down and she can't stand up.
And then you just say, guess the gender
and she just leans forward
and she goes, boy, like that's, I'm not asking.
I'm telling you, it is boy.
(Sona laughing)
I don't care what the other one is
as long as one is a boy.
Who cares?
Oh man, yeah.
And then my grandpa's 98
and he was in the video and he's just eating
and he has no idea what's going on.
(Sona and Gourley laughing)
He just knows everyone's like chaotic.
That is incredible.
Yeah.
That's wonderful, that made my day.
Isn't that fantastic?
And it's very exciting. I remember, just to give
everyone a sense of your mom.
Do you remember the first thing your mom said to me
when I met her, which is now 11 years ago?
Yeah.
When your mom came to the set
of what was then the tonight show.
And we hadn't even started the tonight show yet
and you brought your mother up to say hello to me?
Yeah.
You were a new employee and what did she say?
She said you rock the USA.
She said, you rock the US
I said, oh hi,
how are you Mrs. Movsesian
and she went Conan on you rock the USA.
And I was like well, no I don't.
(all laughing)
I never have, and I never will
but that's a very sweet thing
for her to have said.
She doesn't like it when I call you a dick on TV.
That's something she brings up all the time.
She doesn't like that you disrespect me.
Yes, she hates it.
How does she like you're regularly
doing a segment called Big Dick History?
(Sona laughing)
She does not listen to the podcast.
Oh my God, I think she'd be horrified.
Well, this is exciting.
This is really exciting.
So I'm just, and I checked with you before hand
because I know I come across as an insensitive brute,
but I do wanna make sure that I'm not revealing
or making you say anything about your life
that you don't want to, but this is,
you were cool with talking about this.
It's really exciting.
Yeah, I mean, Tack doesn't like
when we like post things on Instagram
so we're not gonna have like a photo shoot
and post anything.
So this is pretty much my only way
of like telling people I forgot to tell.
So that's, it's like killing two birds
with one stone, I guess.
Oh, good, well,
so we found a use for this podcast.
(all laughing)
A baby announcement.
That's terrific Sona.
It's very convenient for me so thank you.
If anything else if you wanna tell Tack
what time his karate class starts,
yeah, you can make that announcement too.
Well, I just wanted to get
I'm so glad that's out there.
What did they say in Armenia
I mean, I know that
like the Jewish people would say like mazel tov
is there any way of saying, what do you say?
Achkd luys it means like light to your eye.
Light to your eye?
Achkd luys like your achkd is your eye,
light in your eye.
What's going on over there?
Yeah, I mean,
birth certificates are coming months late.
And then the way you I mean,
in this country applying light to someone's eye
is a neurological exam.
It's a way of telling if you've been injured.
So if you want to congratulate someone
you could theoretically just shine a flashlight
in their face?
(Sona laughing)
I guess, I don't know achkd luys.
Achkd luys.
Achkd
Achkd luys
Yeah.
Achkd luys
That's good.
(speaking foreign language)
Luys.
You said lice that was bad.
I speak fluent Armenian
what are you talking about?
Oh yeah.
(speaking foreign language)
You just said a name.
Yeah.
And you guys repeated the same thing
over and over again.
Yeah, Cher.
(speaking foreign language)
I went to high school with her.
(Sona laughing)
Cher?
Cher, that's what I say constantly.
It's funny since knowing Sona
and famously knowing Sona everywhere I go,
Armenian people are like, Conan
and then I go,
(speaking foreign language)
And now I can say
what is it, light in your eye,.
Achkd luys.
Achkd luys, and then I can say Cher.
You don't have to say, Cher why?
She's Armenian.
You're just gonna yell out Armenian people?
Well I'm not gonna mention the Kardashians.
Oh, that's probably for the best.
I think so, I think Cher is the better way to go.
All right, well congratulations very happy.
Thanks guys.
Really happy
If that's not a segment
I don't know what is.