(congrats) I survived another trip around the Earth, no, I'm on the Earth.
(laughs) Around the sun. We're in space. (party cannons) Hi. It's my birthday!
and because i don't have any friends- I mean, because I have too many friends to
have a safe party right now. I thought you guys could get me some gifts!
Using my credit card- so I tweeted, asking for some birthday inspiration
and then Danny boi went and shortlisted them, I don't know what he picked,
I'm very scared but also a little bit excited. Also, the cost of all these
pressies is going to be donated to the AKT charity as well, so if one of you got me
good news for the charity, bad news for my bank account. (laughs)
There are so many presents, it's like Christmas morning.
I'm just gonna grab one- I'm just gonna get one from the bottom,
cause Dan might not expect me to choose that one first.
It's from the Phoenix D&P, ummmm- Feels like it might be a comic?
Or a book? Ooh. What is this?
(laughing) NO!
It is Support British Farmers na- (laughs)
The Naked Farmers calendar.
Well I'm glad we're contributing to a good cause. (laughs)
Some of these pictures, wow! They are not leaving much to the imagination!
What can I show without being demonitized? I mean I would be careful next to so much
machinery. Just feeding the sheeps. What are you doing to that hay bale oh my god-
He is risking a lot with that chainsaw! (music) Can you handle it?
I'm not sure. I will hang this with my- (laughs) pride. (boing)
I'm gonna go for this little one from Aria, I think that's Aria, Dan's handwriting
is an experience. (tapping) Feels quite hard. (chuckles) I'm nearly in!
Er- no! (honk and laughs) It's some superglue!
If you didn't see, I had to go to hospital because I tried to open some superglue with
my mouth. Not gonna make that mistake again, gonna be opening the
glue now with my- I shouldn't even be opening it, what am I doing? Stop! NO.
I'm gonna go for another littleee I think, Mars? Mars.
What's inside the present? Gold/black bat sunglasses?!
NO! Look at these! That's amazing!
I feel like I've upgraded to a new level of fashion.
If you see someone you fancy, you can be like 'hey' (laughs) or not, don't do that.
I feel like someone on Instagram could wear these and look really cool,
like someone with really wet lips (laughs) you know what I mean.
The bat wing effect is almost interrupting my vision
so I don't think I'd wear these if I was like driving a motorbike.
Aesthetic wise I'm going to sit by the pool on holiday and show off me bats.
I'm curious about the dog wrapping paper, because they all have the same paper except
for this one. It's quite a weighty one! It's from.. Blanche!
I say Blanche like such a northerner. (laughs) It's from Blanche.
It's from Blanche. Ooh, I think it's an item of clothing.
It's quite black. Ooh! Wow! That's really nice!
It's a relaxing sunset jumper! This is so cool!
It's like oversized, so it's all snuggly. I see you snuck a bit of Viewers pick my
outfits in this! You sneaky little weasel! I feel like the bat sunglasses kind of go
with this as well. I'm gonna wear this all the time, it's so cozy, I love it!
Next up we got a heavy boi, why am I calling them all bois, I don't know,
Rainbow Top Print, thank you. I'm saying thank you, I don't know what's in here.
(laughs) I don't know whats in the box. What is this? This is the heaviest box of
cereal of all time, what is thi- OH!
It's a cereal box safe! That is so funny, I bet Dan chose this to hide his cereal in
(laughs) because there's no way I'm ever getting in that. I don't want to be
mean to whoever made this but that looks like the grossest cereal I've ever seen.
(laughs) Mmm, tasty. I guess that's to deter the thieves,
They'll be like urgh, I don't wanna steal that cereal. Well done you finally foiled
my plans. I'm gonna go with this one, it's from Navu? Oh, it's upside down.
Mirian. (laughs) This feels suspicious. That's all I'm gonna say (laughs).
Er- oh my god! There's a reason this felt suspicious!
It's a literal ass. (drum) Why does this feel- ooh! Not much of a buldge.
What is this? Ooh! It's a planter! It's an ass planter! (laughs)
Or I guess a crotch planter, depending on which side you prefer! I feel like this is
would be good next to the butt chair- I should stop holding it like this.
I'm slightly disturbed by it, I feel like I wanna put some little shorts on him.
Well that'll look great with a little er- succulent in it!
(calming music)
This was from Chloe, hi Chloe! Um, it's quite light.
Feels slightly fallic.
(slow mo tearing)
This is- (laughs) Its a stress pickle!
Yes! There's always room for more pickle related gifts in my life!
Ooh (sniff) it has a delicious new stress ball smell!
Ooh, that is- (chuckling)
It is quite satisfying! I'm just gonna say it! Not very stretchy,
but it feels good to give it a good ole, squeeze. Get one next to your computer,
maybe not if you work in an office, your co-workers may not appreciate you
squeezing the pickle, at the job. Kinda regret opening both of these things back
to back (laughs) no. No. NO!
My curiosity can't stand it anymore, there is this giant box next to the door,
what does this mean, I'm actually terrified? From Rin, thanks Rin.
This is a workout! I'm a bit scared, I don't know what this is gonna be.
(ominous music) NO!
Oh my god I just got jump scared! (laughs)
No! Please! Why would you do this!
I can't! I can't breathe!
Oh my god! Oh, it's actually life sized, Jesus Christ!
This is notoriously the worst photo, and worst outfit I've ever worn!
And it has been immortalised in this horrific- look at the belt!
It's been on wonky- cardboard cut out! Which I can't- I can't actually believe!
That this thing is in my house. Oh Phil, we've been through so much.
I'll have to casually recline, I'm too tall for the background. I can't
believe the most awkward hands are just on that forever.
It's only up hi- up Phil from here. (heavy breathing)
What the frick does that say, Daniel? Sof- Sofia!
Feels soft. Oh what we got? Oh it's another garment!
We're doing more viewers buy my outfits. (laughs)
Really?!
(laughing)
Oh no! What's Phil doing with his life?
I- I- uh- I don't even have any words, I- (laughs)
I think it suits me, I'm gonna embrace this Mega Dilf status.
I guess I am a plant dad. Moving on, ooh, feels like a book!
What is this?- wait, who's it from? Sofia! Is this a double Sofia?
Is this the same Sofia? Thank you all the same.
It is a book. Oh my god! It's the bee book!
It's the book by the scientist Phil Lester! Healthy bee, sick bee. The influence
of parasites, pathogens, predators and pesticides on honey bees by Phil Lester.
Sometimes when you Google me it says I've written this book, but I haven't.
It's the more intelligent bee man. Thank you! I'm glad I can support other Phil
Lesters out there. Protect your bees! A soap just for you from Levi.
(paper crackling) What does that mean? We have a box. Smells very nice actually.
It's in packing peanuts, it looks like it's got a tail. (noise) OH MY GOD!
no! No! NO What is this!!?!
(laughs) I cannot show this on YouTube. There is veins, there is a lot of detail.
It came with a label, it is a d**ckasour soap, scent of enchantment.
(sniff) It does smell very enchanting. I'm tempted to put this in the bathroom,
but I feel like the few friends that we do have would never come back.
I feel like this is the most cursed item that has been made ever. Ever.
And finally we've got this dog (woof) which I stole from a Google shoot,
with a label on it, and it says: from Em, check your email.
AWW (beep boops) I'm sponsoring a dog for a year!
Aww that is amazing, thank you Em, I'm gonna almost cry.
I can choose which dog?! I'm just gonna choose a random one (drumroll) this one.
(accomplishment) Fidget! I'm sponsoring fidget! I'm so happy that I'm helping that
doggy be looked after. I'll put a link below in case you guys want to go sponsor
one too. Hopefully, it didn't detract from the charity by wearing a Mega Dilf shirt.
That has been a great birthday haul, thanks to everyone who sent something in,
except for this! (creepy music)
So hope you enjoyed this, give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed it, even if you didn't,
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And I hope you're having a lovely 2022 so far, hope you're well, sending you vibes,
and I will see you very soon. Goodbye!