Thank you so much for complimenting my costume and my cool new sword.
Yes, it's very shiny, very dangerous, very pointy.
Hey, don't make fun of my sword.
It's not a Nerf sword, OK?
You're going to be really hurt. Just sayin. So what are we doing today?
Well, I've been transported into a brand new game
called Garden Story, which looks like this, Tada~
I want to get a little closer so I can be really close to the screen.
So we're just going to we're just going to move this side of the way.
I threw it away. Oh, no.
I threw my hand away.
And the sword. It's not a big deal.
Hey, look what I found.
Let me take a sip of my boba and then we can get started.
I may or may not have just
spilled my drink everywhere all over the counter.
Yeah, I'm very clumsy.
So for those who don't know anything about Garden Story, it's an RPG
game and you're a grape, a purple grape.
It is the foundation of our home and the source of our existence.
That's a really pretty existence, look.
It's a big old tree. . . ma-ma-malevolent
Male male males.
Oh, no. The males are the reason why the tree broke down. I knew it.
It's always the mails. in a new age of turmoil.
Fate focuses on Concord, the youngest of spring hamlet.
I have no idea what Concord is or spring Hamlet is,
but we're going to roll with it.
Oh, everyone, you see that you get to stretch your legs now like aaaaa stretch.
Oh, my gosh. I got little stumps for legs.
This is adorable.
Oh, my gosh. I'm - if Sonic were a grape
This is what he would do.
Kindergarten vine, the leaves are a little wilted, they could use some dew.
How do I get do I'm just a grape? What?
Oh, wait, I knew how to get in the building, I promise.
Oh, I love how happy looks. Oh, my gosh.
It me, though, when I get my bubble tea for the day, which I did, I got. . .
Oh, brown sugar, I think.
All right, all right, garden tree thing, I hope you ready for my dew.
The vine has seen better days.
Same. Concord, are you busy?
Oh, Concord's my name. Oh, is that a knife?
Can I take that?
No, OK, maybe, maybe I can take it later.
How are you talking to me through a building?
Sorry for getting here.
So they got cut up, but is he just talking to himself now?
He's like really far away from me.
Did he just hehe me?
Did this old plum really just hehe me? Did he really?
I just imagine if this was like an old man's voice, it'd be like a.
I know you don't usually travel outside the kindergarten,
so take this map don't want you to get lost.
I got a map. Oh, my gosh. That's me.
I'm just a small grape. I like you.
We're going to become best friends.
Is there a time limit or something for this game? I don't know.
Wait, it's nighttime already.
What is that? What is wrong with its face?
The rot is stirring in new ways. And a tender Grape could use the protection.
I'm not that tender, OK?
I am strong. You will fear me, old lady.
I could bake you into a pie any time I want. Just remember that.
Oh, gather items from the environment by whacking them.
Oh, this is the best part of the game already.
Who are going to get the whacking? Wait, what are we doing?
OK, how do I use it? Oh! Ohh Ohhhh!! OHHHHH!
OH!!!!! You will fear me.
Yeah. Oh, my gosh, this is great.
Oh, my gosh, Wait, are all the choice is going to be on this side?
Hold on. I'm in the way. Just excuse me.
Excuse me, OK? I'm not in the way anymore, huh?
Pull out your jar and do what with it? Oh, my gosh.
It's Mountain Dew.
That's what the essence is.
Oh, my gosh. It all makes sense now.
Keep an eye on them for me, OK?
Concord *wink* Anything for you
Rana-chan, you're amazing.
Oh, by the way, you should call me later.
Oh, look at me. Look at me.
at how I sleep, that's so cute!
Say goodbye to the kindergarten.
Oh, I don't know who to say goodbye to. I want money.
Oh, can I fight that thing over there? I'm just going to-
I'm just going to be sticking my stick at everything.
I want to hit everything.
Oh, my gosh. That's the elderberry.
The elderberry smaller.
Is that chili pepper in the back?
I think Rana has ADHD because the only other person
who can't go to sleep because they're thinking about stuff
all night are people who have ADHD.
And I know this because I am this.
Wait, what am I using?
Oh, the dew, the dew. WAIT, are those extra jars?
If you collect any new clothes, you can change them out.
I can wear clothes.
Oh, my gosh, I'm naked. I didn't realize.
I'm just walking around with my grape bits out.
So I feel embarrassed.
OK. She just disappeared.
Oh, my gosh, she's a ninja. It's already nighttime.
Oh, my gosh. Does time go in this like in Harvest Moon and Starday Valley?
Because if it does, I'm screwed.
I'm a tad- wait. I'm a- /// AHHHH English!
You look just a tad a bit wilted.
That doesn't make sense in English Elderberry.
Do I look a tad wilted or do I look a bit wilted?
Which one is it????
Oh, no. The- . . .. anything that comes into my bed tonight is going to get the whack.
Oh, no. I got three requests today.
Ow, ow, owwww. What the heck?
My back was itchy and I scratched it a little too hard with that stick.
And it hurts now. Sorry.
Rana in Spanish means- Oh, oh my gosh.
RANA IN SPANISH MEANS FROG. BIG BRAIN!!!
Kero, kero, kero, kero, kero.
Wait, this is like a two star already.
How am I already on a two star mission?
Oh, man, it's grape souls.
Sorry if you want to enter, but this corner belongs to the atumn town runaway's.
It's OK. It's fine.
I don't want to be part of your stupid, you stupid fungus group anyways.
That's what you all are.
Yeah, a bunch of mold just grown around in the darkness anywhere.
I don't even care.
I don't even care what your stupid little garden party over there.
I'm I can do other things. Whack, Whack. Ooh.
Oh, it's a puzzle.
Oh, I screwed it up. What?
Wait a second. So that one turns it all off.
That one turns at all.
And this one only turns that one on. OK,
so if that's the case. . . . I did it!
I'm a whack you - whack, whack. Give me these coins.
Hey, come over here.
You want this whack, Come here. Whack, whack.
Okay, back away. Back away. OK, OK, OK. You ready for this?
You ready for this whack whack! He had nothing. . .
Oh. Oh, no, watchout. Be careful.
We should head to the docks WAIT, she just went through him???
Is she OK? Can I buy this? I don't have enough.
When do they increase the price?
Glass is still pretty valuable,
especially in spring hamlet, because you can - you can cut things.
Is that guy doing a little tap dance? Oh, my goodness.
Look at him. Tap dancing like a little happy
dog ready to go for a walk is like that.
da - da - da - da - da
And now I'm going to pick up all these glass shards.
Is this not dangerous for a grape?
I'm just kind of curious, is this going to hurt me?
Oh, my gosh. It's a thing.
Oh, you dropped a stick. Ima take those. Give me those. Those are mine now.
What if I'm the really the evil one here?
But there's rot in this jar and I want to eat it.
I eat you. Yum, yum.
I make you into a jam later.
Oh, I got a shield.
Oh, I like em thicc and I like em chunky - chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky.
You can't get me with this.
Oh, AHHHH I block, I'm blocking.
Whoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo. Who wants some of this?
I took care of the root problem.
Pop up, up, up, up a hey - hey - you fine looking grape.
You ever need help though? I'm here. OK, I remember that for later.
Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Look how upset I am.
Well, you just dragged me around this whole time.
And you're gonna dump me in the middle of nowhere?
You know what this was.
Where's Plum? Oh, go now. Concord. . .
I'll explain more later.
Why does everybody treat me like I'm just a baby?
I'm so sick of this.
This is ridiculous. It's not a foam sword.
It's a real sword.
It does real damage.
OK, I got to go to bed.
Oh, jeez. What is that? Oh, my gosh.
What is that? Oh, my gosh.
It looks like one of those those animal crossing, those things that make music.
What are they called?
I they call Lloyd's ? HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE.
Oh!!! It pooted. . .
Did you see that?
Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's Muk!!!
This game is a Pokemon game.
I can hit them through walls! Eat my wall gla- AHHHHH
Dew to regenerate.
What do I do with all my resources, do I get money for this?
I hope I get money for this. Eat this. I got money.
Yeyeyeyeyeye ish mine.
Every time it charges up like that,
it looks like it's about to take a really, really bad goopie.
I guess, close to the rest of the oh, this isn't my house.
I thought this is my house. Whoa. Do you see it? A tree.
It's staring at me.
What's in that tree?
Hey, get over here and talk to me.
I see you . . . I don't like it.
Oh, oh. You know, Plum, you were like a father figure to me.
And now you're just going to leave me behind.
I wanted a comfy gaming experience, not a bunch of sadness
and feel ... what??? Plum, I'm hurt.
How could you leave me? You gave me my stick.
I'm not crying, by the way.
You're crying. You got a journal.
Screw your journal.
and screw your stupid happiness, and your dumb memories.
OK, well, I'm gonna go to bed now.
I'm gonna rest here now. . . Goodnight.
Wake up!
I'm the chosen one. Me! I am. . .
No one else. Oh, my gosh.
I just got to hit it and it gives me money.
This is an amazing experience.
I'm excited. WAS IT YOU? HUH?
Are you boolying???
Give me these. I broke it.
Oh, no. Was I not supposed to break that?
Oh, but it looks breakable.
So why can't I break it?
That's right. Don't hit unless you want the death. Oh!! . .. .
Oh, no. CONCORD! Oh, my gosh, it's a thing did- you see it's eyes??
The rock is alive. Oh, my gosh, I'm pounding it into the ground.
It's disintegrated into nothing.
How do I fix you? Oh, that's it.
Oh, my goodness.
OK, we we we 50 plus 70 is . . .. uhm okay.
I got to be careful.
I don't want to die again.
OK, OK. I got him.
Oh, oh. Oh, oh, my gosh, look at me.
Go check, check me out, everybody, I'm adorable.
Hey, that thing is back. Oh, my goodness.
Wait, hold on. Wait. Is it bad that I do this?
I just I just stole these guys plants and.
Yeah, I'm going to run away now. Bye. Thank you for that.
I appreciate it.
Thank you. I'm scared. Help me.
I'm being bullied.
My mind is a one.
It's going to take me a little bit to get adjusted to these controls. But
I'll make dew- get it?
I'll make dew. . . I tell awful jokes. I'm sorry.
Oh, what the heck is that?
It's a bookworm. And he's vomiting.
All right. There's my shield. I got my shield.
I'm protected and protect.
Oh, no, I'm not protected. I lied. This is my first boss.
I just have to make sure I avoid these things.
I got to be careful.
No. Ohhhhh, did he just- is he spinning?
That is adorable when you switch weapons, you just spin.
Yeah. Is that a jellyfish?
Oh, my gosh, it's a jellyfish.
Oh, he's blushing.
Oh, he's doing the uwu face.
Yaaaas, give me the rod.
Yeah, I got a branch.
Well, that's awesome.
You think you think the red hat makes me look a little bit like,
you know, Mario? It's a me - Concord.
It is a little tricky, though, to use this.
Oh, can we just talk about how awesome that was?
You're so tiny and cute.
I just want to put you on my head.
Is this shop still open? Oh, my gosh.
Do you ever go to bed? Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza for you and me.
I got the flutes.
Oh, my goodness. What do I do with it now?
Oh, oh, my gosh.
It's - it's enjoying it!
Now you will die.
He's like, how could you hurt me like this?
Oh, that's wonderful
Concord, the builder, can we fix it?
Concord, the builder, maybe?
I don't know. That's a tentacle. Oh, my God. There's two tentacles.
Why are there so many tentacles?
It's the day of the tentacles.
OK. Oh, my gosh.
Look how tiny they are, can I pet you? 'm so very sorry, we're not supposed to talk to strangers.
You know what? That's very valid.
I'm so sorry. Over here. I need to talk to you.
Are you asleep? Wake up. Hey, hey.
No, it is a good time to bother him.
Imagine if I could whack him. That would be great.
Hey, thanks for moving.
OK, well, now that we're finally over here, we unlocked it.
I want to know what the big deal of this stuff is.
This has been haunting me. Are you serious? A chunk.
This has been teasing me for literally hours now.
And it's just a stupid chunk of rock.
Oh, yeah, it is an octopus thing.
Oh. I died by the tentacle.
You can stop jabbing me now. OK, I'm already dead.
You can stop hinting me! I'm a big grape now. . .