So what you're saying is
I'm cute! Not a doctor!
[music]
So today's WTF is something that's actually really common in Korea,
but was uncommon for us, (right)
when we first came here a lot of people were wearing those masks over their faces,
and the only time we really ever saw those was in the hospital in Canada
or if you're going into surgery.
or like, some SARS outbreak.
We thought that there was some outbreak in Korea
and like no one was telling the foreigners.
Excellent! Let them all die!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
One of the reasons why we're doing this one right now
is because it's Yellow Dust season right now,
and if you don't know what Yellow Dust is, supposedly
from the desert sands in China, a big cloud of yellow sand (herp derp)
blows over into South Korea and it winds up getting
all over your clothes, getting into your lungs
it looks like your car will be covered in pollen,
and tables will be covered in Pollen.
It doesn't happen all the time,
but we didn't really know about it so
people would suddenly start sporting these masks.
and we're like "why is everyone SUDDENLY sporting them"
and my teachers were like "oh, it's Yellow Dust season"
So I mean, why wear a boring mask,
when you can wear a mask that's super cute!
That's what I'm saying, yo!
If you're going to wear a boring mask,
why not go all out and look like a kitty?
It's not a kitty! It's totally a gamster!
That's a gamster?
That is a gangster hamster right there.
That looks like the HAMMIBAL Lector of Hamsters.
I thought the same thing! Why did you think that?
Because the holes right there. Yeah.
I actually, I actually wear this one to work on my scooter,
because I don't like the bus fumes blowing in my face
That doesn't explain why you're wearing the kids' one.
BECAUSE WHY WOULD I WEAR A WHITE ONE WHEN I CAN WEAR A CUTE ONE?!
I also have a Hello Kitty version as well,
like, REAL Hello Kitty.
This one's kinda like,
Yeah, I don't like this one.
Here's the picture of what looks like Hello Kitty
But she's got like sideburns.
More like Hello Skritty.
Aren't I adorably protected?
What's this little clip here for? That's what I wanna know.
Uhh,
Is that like for a filter, or more stuff you can put on it?
Does it change the plastic?
I don't know. Can you change the plastic?
You can change the plastic!
To different faces?
Yeah! You can.
You can collect them all I would assume.
These are like Happy Meals, except for your face.
I would say Pokemon. You gotta catch them all! It's just like
HAPPY MEALS.
What kind of like…? you gotta catch them all!
I've been playing Pokemon also. How did I not say this?
Ok wait a second. How does this work?
Gamster uses Hannibal Lector. It's super effective!
Oh Simon.
My nose is too big!
Ohh! It doesn't fit Simon's giant face.
My Face! (Is too big) Is too big!
Ok, you know what I really like about this mask?
You know like in North American movies and Western movies
You have like robbers with stuff over their face, like this
Wouldn't it be really funny if you had a robber go in
and rob someone with this adorable mask on?
And they're like…they're like
HEY YOU HANDS UP! I'M A GAMSTER!
GIVE ME ALL YER CUTE THINGS!
Oh no! My Hello Kitty accessories! [GIVE THEM TO ME!]
But this is my…really expensive one?
But isn't the bank robber supposed to cover their eyes?
Isn't that what superheroes do?
They cover their eyes but leave their mouths exposed?
You're like, the reverse superhero.
No! Lots of robbers cover their mouths.
And they just leave their eyes exposed?
And they change their voices so that nobody knows it's them
They're like "HEY YOU! GIVE ME YER STUFF! I'M A ROBBER!"
The only thing that I think is really weird about it is that
this is material, right, it's just like kind of plain cloth,
so wouldn't this get, like, really filthy?
If I'm sick and I've got a really bad cold,
If I wear this all the time wouldn't it just gather?
Can't you just like blow your nose without anybody noticing?
HOOONK! And you're like
HONK! And everyone's like "what was that"
and you're like "Oh, nothing" NOM NOM NOM NOM Salty!
Ewww Simon gross!
I didn't actually do it! Except for…uggghhh
Ok I'm gonna time you.
Ok ready record timing ready…
1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi 4 Mississippi
Your Mississippis are ridiculous!
6 Mississippi 7 Mississippi DONE!
8 Mississippi!
Your turn.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY I didn't start counting yet!
HEY HEY HAY HAY HAY You should start counting when I do it ready?
Nononon I'm gonna start counting you're gonna do it
as soon as I do this you're gonna
No I'm gonna do it
I don't like that kinda pressure
You're such a jerk!
1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi 4 Mississippi 5 Mississippi 7 Mississippi
8 Mississippi 9 Mississippi 10 Mississippi 11 Mississippi 12 Mississippi 13 Mississippi 14 Mississippi
12948 Mississippi 94895981 Mississippi
17 Mississippi.
Simon cheated!
How did I cheat?
You're like `1 Mississippi
And I put it over my eyes! You didn't even get it over your eyes!
GONG!