>> SO THIS IS BARRY'S BOOT CAMP, HUH?
>> YES. I GO ALL THE TIME.
IT'S INTENSE. BUT IT'S FUN.
>> WELL, IT'S AN INTERESTING FIRST DATE.
>> DATE? MY MOM IS MARRYING YOUR DAD.
>> OKAY. >> WHAT'S GOOD, BARRY'S BOOT
CAMP? TODAY YOU WILL HELP DECIDE WHO
GETS HIRED AND WHO HAS TO MAKE THE SMOOTHIES.
LET'S GO! >> WE'RE EXCITED.
>> NO, TED. BE SMALL.
>> HEY, HEY, BARRY'S BOOT CAMP, ELLIS ISLAND.
MY NAME IS AMBER. AND I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M NOT
QUICK. O.J. SIMPSON GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE
HE GAVE UP. DUMBASS.
ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS KEEP DRIVING.
LIKE, I DRIVE MYSELF EVERY DAY TO DO BETTER, BE STRONGER AND
TURN MY PENIS INTO A FIVE STEP. LET'S GO.
>> PENIS INTO A FIVE STEP? WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
>> IT'S BOOT CAMP. THEY'RE TRYING TO PUMP US UP.
DO THE THING. >> MY NAME IS PATRON AND I AM
HERE TO GET YOUR HATCHED SNATCHED.
WHEN I WAS BORN, I COULDN'T WALK, COULDN'T TALK.
MY PARENTS HAD TO CARRY ME EVERYWHERE.
PATHETIC. BUT I OVERCAME ALL THOSE
OBSTACLES AND LOOK AT ME TODAY. TALKING.
YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF, ARE YOU A FORD?
OR ARE YOU A FERRARI? I CHOOSE BOTH.
VROOM, VROOM. LET'S GO.
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE THINGIES?
>> YOU MEAN THE WEIGHTS? THEY'RE NEXT TO YOU.
>> OH! BOOT CAMP!
I'M HERE TO HELP YOU PUSH YOURSELF.
JUST LIKE I PUSHED MY BOYFRIEND TO GET HIM TO TALK TO ME.
JEALOUS? COME ON.
I WANT YOUR BLOOD, SWEAT, TEARS AND LITTLE TOOTH.
>> I FEEL LIKE SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME WHEN SHE SAID TOOTH.
>> WELL, YOU ARE TOOTING, RIGHT? >> I THINK MY SHEER TALENT IS
ENOUGH TO OVERCOME THEM TWO YEARS AGO I WAS DIAGNOSED AS
DYSLEXIC. LET'S GO!
>> IT'S ALL ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY.
I'M GOING TO HOVER BY SOMEONE WHO'S BEING LAZY AS HELL.
>> ME? >> HOW DO YOU THINK YOU GET THIS
WAY? I HAVEN'T HAD A CAR SINCE I WAS
A BABY. >> OH, MY FEET!
LET'S PUSH THROUGH THE PAIN. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON?
IT SUCKS. JUST ASK MY GIRLFRIEND.
I CAN'T STOP. I WON'T STOP.
GRAB THOSE KETTLE BELLS. LET'S GO!
>> MY WHOLE LIFE, I WANT TO BE CREATIVE.
ONLY ONE PROBLEM, I'M TOO STUPID.
BUT THEN I DISCOVERED BARRY'S BOOT CAMP AND I GOT TONED AND
FIT. AND I BROKE A RULE.
THAT RULE WAS MY NAME, CORA. LET'S GO.
>> DING DONG. ANYBODY HOME?
HEY, I DON'T LET ANYTHING STOP ME.
JUST LIKE MY MAN OSCAR PISTORIUS.
NO LEGS, NO PROBLEM. HE STILL MURDERED HIS GIRLFRIEND
AND A FRIEND. LOOK, I'M ALL ABOUT RESULTS.
SEARCH RESULTS. I GOOGLE MY DAD EVERY DAY.
WHERE IS HE? LET'S GO.
>> LET'S TAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE.
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.
MINE DID. THE ONE WHERE ALL MY TEETH FELL
OUT. A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID, "YOU
WANT A HOT BODY? YOU WANT A BUGATTI?
A MASERATI? YOU'D BETTER WORK, BITCH."
THAT WOMAN? MOTHER TERESA.
LET'S GO. >> ARE WE ALL GETTING HIRED?
>> NO. WE'RE DONE.
SHE'S GETTING HIRED AND YOU'RE MR. SMOOTHIE.
>> YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.