Rated "MM" for Mature Motherfuckers.
KILL THE WITCHER!
Can I have a little silence, please? I'm trying to get some work done in here!
THANK YOU!
Jesus!
Please, help us, stranger!
It's all right, tell me what happened here.
The Wild Hunt. They burned my house down!
Damn! That's...That's terrible...
They also drained all the water from the well, and crippled my husband!
Those MONSTERS... They will pay for what they done!
And then they hung my son on a tree!
OH MY GOD! This is so SAD!!!
I mean... I've been through some heavy shit, but... This is too much!
Oh, a Witcher!
Please, Master Witcher, we need your help!
Yeah, yeah... What happened now?
It was two days ago... Me farm was attacked during the night...
All the animals were killed... From that day on, this area is haunted by evil spirits...
Wait, wait! So basically you are telling me that... You saw a ghost?
Yes, I saw it with me own eyes!
HELL NO! I'm not fucking with ghosts!
Kiss me, Geralt, take me right now on this stuffed unicorn!
Well... Maybe you should get rid of that junk first.
Why don't you help me with your magic then?
All right.
Oh shit!
AHHH!!!
Well... Fuck.
Whoa, that was close!
Tell ME about it!
Geralt, thank you for clearing this dungeon for me.
Not a problem!
Well, I gotta go now... Will you visit me sometime?
I'll try... You know, I'm a lonely man always on the run...
Oh... I understand.
Goodbye, Geralt. Hope to see you someday!
Oh, Geralt!
Uhm... Haven't seen you in a while! Huh...
Well, you know, I was just passing by, so...
Uhm... I see...
Well, please, come in.
Geralt, can I ask you a favor?
Sure... What's on your mind?
I have to return a thing to a friend, can you do that for me?
Oh... OK!
He leaves in the mountains by the way...
Woooh! I'm back!
Thank you very much, Geralt...
Well, I gotta go now, because I have some stuff to do, so...
Wait! One last thing before you leave...
Yeah?
You know... I've been feeling quite lonely here...
I was wondering...
YEAH?!
If you see this man in Novigrad, can you tell him to pay me a visit?
He's sooo cute and sooo romantic!
Thank you, Geralt! Bye!
Wow! Easy, Roach...
Damn it!
Well, I guess now I can say that I beat the king... Of the Wild Hunt!
I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK OF THAT!!!
Let's stop here, Vesimir, I need to gather some herbs.
Do you need some help?
Uhm... You know what, actually no, because...
Because I have some other private things to do, so I'll back in a second, okay?
Oh, you need to some POO-POO TIME, I'm right?
Yes, Vesimir, I need poo-poo time... Jesus Christ...
Now that's what I call alchemy! Yeeeaaah!
Are you sure you don't need some help?
- Are you sure you don't need some help? - Oh, common, man!
My journey is almost over, Ciri must be held in this castle.
(Hold on, Ciri! I'm coming to save you!) CIRI!!!
Seriously?
Is this really the best joke that you can come up with?
Geralt, can I ask you a favor?
Wait, why is it always so windy inside?!
Oh!
Heeeheee... HUMAAAAA!!!
Uuuggh...