- [Christopher] Don't go potty until we get
to the other side, okay?
- I can't.
- [Christopher] It'll be very soon.
Please don't go potty.
Please, please, please don't go potty.
(dramatic music)
This is our last day in Washington, DC.
We fly home tonight.
So we are out going to the museums and Jessica is
back at the hotel packing up all of our stuffs.
It's a little easier to pack things up when there
aren't kids putting on Miranda shows in the room.
I have Parker.
I have Bailey.
I have Jacob.
- We're going to the Natural History Museum.
- This is the place that Bailey has been asking to go
since we got here.
So that's what we're doing today.
(soft jazz music)
♫ I'm mopping up my baby bumble bee.
♫ Won't my mama be so proud of me?
♫ I'm mashing up my baby bumble bee
♫ Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
- [Bailey] That's a dinosaur bone.
- [Christopher] Whoa, triceratops.
- Natural History Museum.
(soft jazz music)
- [Christopher] You want to see the animals?
- Animals.
- [Christopher] Okay, let's go.
- That's my favorite.
- I want to see them move.
- [Christopher] You want to see them move?
- I want to see--
- [Christopher] They don't move.
They're not alive.
- Why?
- [Christopher] Because these are dead animals that they put
on display for us to look at up close.
What do you see?
- A tarantula.
- [Christopher] A tarantula?
What is in there, Bailey?
- A centipede.
- [Christopher] A centipede?
- [Bailey] I see one.
- [Male] It's a girl.
- [Male 2] Oh, that's a girl.
- [Male] (mumbles) bite.
- [Christopher] You gonna pretend to kiss it?
- [Male] Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Oh.
- [Christopher] Give it a little kiss.
- [Male 2] Pretend to kiss.
- [Male] Boy, I hope you have more passion
when you get older.
- [Christopher] Stand there, I'm gonna take a picture.
- [Male] Oh my God.
- No, I don't want to.
- [Christopher] You don't want to see it?
Okay.
- [Male 2] Look at the camera.
- [Christopher] Oh yeah, there you go.
What is that?
- Over there?
(mumbles)
Did I?
- [Female] Yeah, you might.
- [Bailey] Is that where...
- [Female] It lives in the desert.
Spiders only eat living things, so if they see a
dead beetle they won't eat it.
So it pretends to be dead, so don't eat me.
- [Jacob] It's tickly.
- [Female] Yeah.
- It growed into a...
- [Female 2] It's gonna grow into a moth.
(soft jazz music)
This is an Australian stick insect.
It looks like a stick.
Hold this.
Looks like a stick, which is why it's
called a stick (mumbles).
- Can I touch it?
- [Female] Yes.
- It's soft on the (mumbles).
- [Female] And the reason why it looks like a stick
is because if a bird sees a stick it won't eat it.
(laughing)
Birds don't eat sticks.
- [Bailey] They're sticky.
Feel the bottom over there.
- [Christopher] It's sticky?
That's a good one, Bailey.
- No, this part's sticky.
- [Christopher] Yeah, that's a good one.
- No, really.
- [Christopher] That's a good joke.
- This part's sticky.
- [Female 2] Yes, to survives, everything insects do
is to survive.
- We're inside the butterfly pavilion right now.
There's butterflies all around us.
(soft music)
Bailey's holding really still, and I think she's hoping
that a butterfly lands on her.
(soft music)
- That butterfly is scared of me.
- [Christopher] Scared of you?
You want to hold it?
- [Male 3] Some tobacco worm.
- [Christopher] You want to hold it?
Oh, you're just gonna pet it?
- [Male 3] That's fine.
That's fine.
(soft music)
♫ When I'm gone
♫ You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
- Did it go on your head?
- Uh huh
(laughing)
- [Christopher] Don't move, Bailey, don't move.
Oh, did it land on you?
- Yes.
- [Christopher] That was so cool.
- That was the one I was like,
"That's the coolest thing ever."
- [Christopher] What's in here, dude?
- Dinosaurs.
(soft upbeat music)
- The museum was amazing.
- The museum was awesome.
- The museum was no awesome.
- [Christopher] Not awesome?
- Mm-mm.
- [Christopher] You didn't like it?
- No, because I want to go to lunch.
- [Christopher] You want to go to lunch?
All right, let's go to lunch.
Did you like the museum before you wanted to go to lunch?
Yeah?
We are on a tram sort of thing,
I'm not quite sure what this is, on our way to the airplane.
- [Parker] It's a train.
- [Christopher] It's a train?
Is it on a train track?
- Yeah.
- No, it's not.
It's not on a train track.
It's on a tank base.
It's crazy.
I don't know if you can see that.
The one that's next to us looks like that.
And it looks like this on the inside, and it's gonna take
us to our gate.
What's up?
- It's (mumbles), it's...
- Oh, are you security?
Oh, undercover security?
What?
How do you pin that to yourself?
- I have to go potty.
- [Christopher] Don't go potty until we get
to the other side, okay?
- I can't.
- [Christopher] It'll be very soon.
Please don't go potty.
Please, please, please don't go potty.
Please don't go potty.
- Oh.
- See, they're closing the doors and they're
gonna drive us over to the airplane.
Really hope he doesn't go potty.
(soft jazz music)
How you doing, Parker?
Okay, did you make it, Parker?
You didn't go in your pants, right?
You're good?
This way, this way.
You haven't gone yet, right?
- Yeah.
- [Christopher] You're good?
You're still good?
(soft jazz music)
- I found a potty.
- You found a potty?
Oh my goodness, let's go.
Parker likes to stand underneath the electric
hand blow dryer thing, and he always comes out
of the bathroom looking like this.
(laughing)
I don't know if you can tell, but while he was in there,
while he was in there, it was just straight,
like flat, like not...
(laughing)
- I'm so tired.
- [Christopher] You're so tired?
- Uh huh.
- [Christopher] Good, hopefully you'll sleep on the plane.
You gonna sleep on the airplane?
- Yeah.
- [Christopher] Yeah?
I'm gonna show you this footage later.
- (mumbles)
- [Christopher] I'm gonna say, "Parker, how come
"you're not sleeping?
"Look at this footage, you said you were tired
"and that you were gonna sleep on the plane."
I approve.
- I am tired.
- You are tired, okay.
Got to get up off the ground, though, okay?
People are walking through here.
Parker's bag was too heavy for him to carry, and Jacob
has been a rockstar.
Look at this guy.
Oh yeah.
He's like an ox pulling a cart.
(music ends)
We're on the plane, and look at this guy.
He's asleep.
Look at these kids.
They're also asleep.
We're the only ones not asleep.
This is not a normal thing.
It doesn't happen to us very often,
so pretty excited about it.
Hi.
(guitar strumming)
Let's talk about what we learned today.
We learned that Parker wants those lazy animals
at the museum to start moving.
Slackers.
We learned what a stick insect feels like.
It feels sticky, and that's hilarious.
I know she was being serious, but that's, I mean,
that's really funny.
It's good joke writing.
And finally, we learned that if you want a really fluffy
hairdo with a radio part right in the center of your head,
look no further than the airport restroom
and just use that hand dryer.
Thanks for watching, everybody.
We'll see you next time.
(laughing)
- I'm in a hotel.
See what I'm doing.
Upside down.
(laughing)
- [Christopher] Where's your shirt, Parker?
(laughing)
- Sorry.
(laughing)
I was just hot.
I was hot.
- [Christopher] What?
- I was hot.
- [Christopher] You were hot.
(laughing)
- So I took my shirt off.
- [Christopher] I understand.