"Ladies - beautiful to meet you!
(ALL) "Beautiful to meet you!" "So, we're here with Sony Music, the heart of all good artists"
"You've got One Direction, Little Mix, Susan Boyle!" (ALL) "Oh! Susan Boyle!"
"Snoop Dogg!" (DINAH) "Whut, hey!" (ALL)"Heeeeey!"
(LAUREN) "I loved the line up there - One Direction, Little Mix, Susan Boyle, Snoop Dogg!"
(ALL LAUGH) "And you guys! The whole gang!"
"We're going to give you a few scenarios, you're in a little bit of trouble and
you've got to call one of those people for help" "One of us?"
"It can be anyone on the Sony label" (LAUREN) "I'd definitely call
Snoop Dogg!" (ALL) "Yeah!" (CAMILA) "He's a straight G!"
(NORMANI) "Snoop, he would just come in and be like....." (LAUREN) "I'd choose Susan Boyle for sure...
she seems like she's a very responsible person" "And she likes her cats"
(ALLY) "Yeah, yes, well, we'd get along very well!"
"So, first of all, you've got that Friday feeling,
you wanna go out, you're in London, but you don't really know anybody,
who are you gonna call?"
(ALL) "Simon!"
(CAMILA) "Rooney!"
(LAUREN)"We don't know him!"
(NORMANI) "Simon, or honestly, we'd call 1D"
(CAMILA) "Yeah, 1D. Show us around! Or else!"
"Well, they're huge, but they're really nice"
"Yeah, we love them, those boys are great"
(CAMILA) "They cool, they cool!"
"Do you fancy them?""What does that mean?" "You're hot for them!" (CAMILA) "Like, they're really attractive and nice and charming...."
"and, er, yeah....yeah....I was gonna say I like the word
fancy but I was gonna put in a period and then say 'I like the word fancy',
if I'd have said it together it would've sounded like something else" "You don't fancy them!"
(Laughs) "Yeah!" (DINAH)"What do you mean by 'fancy' them?" (LAUREN)"Like, like them!"
"Like, you wanna make out with them..." (ALLY) "Oh! Hahahaha!"
"You're cuuuuuuuute!"
(DINAH) "Maybe they fancy themselves?" (NORMANI) "They don't fancy themselves!"
(ALLY) "She doesn't mean it like that!" (DINAH) "I'm just trying to catch on with the lingo!"
(ALLY) "Anyways, we love the 1D boys, they're awesome"
"The next one; you come here and the airline
(this has happened to me) has lost your suitcases...." (ALL)"That happened to me, we know that!"
(DINAH) "I had no suitcases for two weeks!" (NORMANI) "No, that happened to me here!"
"I got here and I didn't have a suitcase for like two whole days. I had to go to, er, Boots, I think it is?"
"It's like your little...er...like it's Walgreens to us"
"So I had to buy, like, soap....toothpaste and
(CAMILA in English accent) "You 'ad to put that soap all over your body!" "So, you got to go on stage, you've got to look glamorous, but you can
only borrow clothes from one artist on Sony -
who are you gonna call?" (ALLY) "J-Lo. J-Lo. Yep!" (LAUREN) "I wish there
were so many people on Sony!" (CAMILA) "Susan Boyle!"
"I'm just gonna stick to Susan Boyle for everything...."
(NORMANI) "I think, I would choose Bey. I just saw her picture on the wall"
"Ok, so, you're having some problems with
Simon Cowell, you don't know what's wrong but he's not answering your calls, you think you've upset him,
who do you call for advice and be like 'what's up with Simon?'"
(NORMANI) "I'd say Tessa or Sunny"
(CAMILA) "I'd say One Direction again
One Direction or maybe Little Mix, and just ask"
"Okay, you're having some man troubles
you need to talk to someone about this, you're all upset, you can't stop crying.
Which of the Sony artists do you ring and be like 'help!'"
(ALLY) "I feel like....Adele" (ALL) "Adele!"
(LAUREN) "Yeah, I second that one! Adele or Sam Smith!"
"Taylor?" (CAMILA) "Taylor's not on Sony, otherwise I would definitely say Taylor"
"Adele would be like 'hold on - I just need to write this down!'"
(CAMILA) "That's so hard! But I would say Adele or Taylor."
"Finally girls, we're looking at 'it's a tabloid scandal!'
I don't know what you've done but it's really bad!
Who do you call, on the Sony label, who's going to tell you what to do?"
(DINAH) "Our publicist!" (ALLY)"Snoop Dogg!" (NORMANI) "Snoop would give us good advice!"
(LAUREN) "He'd say 'hey! It's all good!
You'll get over it in a week!"
(CAMILA) "I'd definitely call some rapper, who would tell me what to do!"
(ALL SING) "SNOOOOOOOOOOP!"