- Today we relive our most disturbing moments of the year.
Viewer discretion is up to you.
- Let's talk about that.
(calm theme music)
Good mythical special holiday episode.
- Now the internet loves to use the word cringe,
but sometimes a cringey moment crosses over
into a territory that's so uncomfortable
that it becomes disturbing.
- Yes the kind of moments that keep your eyes
wide open in bed at night with an internal monologue
like, I'll never be the same.
I'll never be the same.
- And I think over this past year,
we may have fueled some of those moments for you.
- Yeah, sorry. - And we're sorry.
But we're not sorry for showing them to you again,
ranking them from five to one - Yes.
- because this is your fault.
You voted on these.
- Yeah, so you really only have yourself to blame.
Let's see it.
- [Narrator] Our number five clip comes from
a father son bonding, turned daddy acts like daughter
role-playing scenario.
- Dad. You know, I've always wanted to ask you,
how do you feel about like what I've called you?
I guess I've always called you dad,
but maybe sometimes daddy.
- Oh no, I like dad, I don't like daddy.
- Why not?
- Daddy would have been all right when you were five or six,
but now that you're a grown man
I think dad fits a lot better.
- Right, right.
So what do you think my kids should call me?
'Cause like Lando at 11 versus Lily at 18,
what do you think they should be calling me?
And just, you know what?
Let's role play that right now.
You're my daughter. and you want something,
so you've knocked on my door.
I've answered the door, go for it.
- Well, you know, dad,
I'm a graduating from high school and getting ready
to go to college, and you know,
I really would like instead of this car
I've got that I'm driving now,
I'd like a new car.
- Oh, you would, would you?
- And I'd like for it to be a convertible.
- Oh you would?
- We live in California and you know,
I've been smart at school and I really deserve, you know.
- You really have daughter.
- A new Camaro convertible.
- Whoa this is specific.
- Well, I'm going to have to ask your granddaddy
to help pay for that.
- Well, maybe I should have kept that Corvette
and just sent it to her.
- Well, you know, that sure makes me feel frisky.
- [Link's Father] Well, I mean, you know.
- This really went off the rails.
- But little girls look at you and then they grow up to be
big girls, they can ask for a lot bigger things
than what they used to ask for.
- Okay, you don't have to be my daughter anymore.
- Yeah, I love how mission accomplished,
like right at the beginning.
And then he just decided to go on and lay it on thick.
- Oh, you know. - He didn't know
what he was competing for and he was just trying to-
- Maybe I didn't hear it.
I don't know why I kept letting him go as long as it went.
- Yeah, because you got Lily a new car right after that.
A new convertible Camaro, right?
- No, I didn't.
Nope, I didn't.
- Oh.
- She's still driving that Scion
that I used to drive round.
- Yeah.
Yeah, she'll be all right.
- All right, let's keep going.
- [Narrator] At number four, Rhett and Link
try to get down gag worthy foods with an added scary twist.
- [Woman] In this next round,
you'll be dining on some devilishly deplorable foods.
Your job is to
eat your dinner - Do you remember
what happens?
- [Woman] Without getting freaked out
or reacting in any way.
- Of course.
Okay.
It's a freaking eyeball dude.
- Oh gosh, you're right.
It's a freaking fish eyeball.
Oh why'd you say that man?
- All right, let's put it in our mouths.
- Three, two, one.
You were already gagging before you even
took it in your mouth.
(both gagging)
Why?
- Oh gosh. - Good question.
I mean, I put one in my mouth man,
but I couldn't even chew.
Chew. - Oh I put-
Oh gosh.
Your reaction was (drowned out by speaker).
Oh gosh it smells like B.O.
- What the crap is this?
Oh god.
Uh-uh.
- Fucking it's stuck
to my tooth. This was a nightmare.
- Oh it's stuck to you.
(Rhett screaming)
He's really racking up the points.
- [Woman] It's the intestines that lead to the anus.
And lastly.
- Why, I was about to say,
why is there a big hole in the middle of it?
Oh my gosh.
Oh gosh.
- Ah!
No, we didn't!
- Oh someone's, I got some testicle on my beard.
(both gagging)
- A good grip.
(Link gagging)
- Did you just throw that ball back down in there?
(banging)
- You still down there?
There's no exit?
Oh my god.
- (chuckles) Oh my god.
(Link laughing)
- That was Trevor down there right?
I believe so. - I think we through
a couple of balls on him.
- Oh my gosh, that was-
- That was disturbing.
I don't-
- What number was that?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's still
three more to go. - We're only at number four?
I don't know if I want to keep going guys.
- We have to, we have to.
It's our duty.
- [Narrator] Our number three most disturbing moment
involved the plucking of some puba luba lubys.
- My pants are still up at this point, if you're wondering.
- [Woman] Oh well, get them down?
I don't know.
The first thing is pubes, you got to go for your pubes.
- I'm ashamed to say, I think this was our idea,
this episode. - It was.
- You mean puba luba lubys?
- [Woman] (laughs) Yeah.
(Rhett groaning)
- Whoa, as you can see, I got more than one.
- I don't want to look at this.
- They did, they did not do closeups of these
on purpose. - Okay.
- Like we were totally expecting closeups,
like putting them up on our palms and stuff
you could see it, and they were like,
we're not going to do that guys.
- Good, good choice post. - [Woman] How did we get here
already? - Well, the funny thing is,
is our editors probably did see a bunch of
closeup. - [Woman] We're moving on
to the
- They opt not to use it. - [Woman] Moving on to
the testicles now.
(Rhett laughing)
- I regret this.
- Yeah, it was a bad idea.
- I regret this episode.
- Yeah.
- I apologize that we did this.
I apologize you're seeing it again.
Look away.
- Yeah, you got to try new things though.
- Snazzy.
- You know, you got to try things to see what doesn't work.
What's a bad idea. - Yep, yep, yep.
- Okay, here we go.
This is too far.
(Rhett screaming)
Oh whoa.
- Put it up to the hand. You don't have to show it.
Don't cut to the close up of that.
There's no reason.
- I can't thank you enough Link.
- Yeah, we gave, there was no reason.
There was no reason to do that episode.
- No reason to put it in the top five.
- In retrospect.
- Other than the fact that it was very disturbing
and it shouldn't happen again. - I'm disturbed.
I'm disturbed.
I'd forgotten that we had done that,
and now I'm going to be up in the middle of the night
saying, man we shouldn't have done that.
We shouldn't have done that.
- It's too late now.
- We shouldn't have done that.
- If you're watching this, you know what?
You love the Mythical kitchen.
- I love, obviously they're watching it.
- Yeah.
- Don't be like, if you're watching this.
- No, no, no you, 'cause you may be just listening.
Lots of people just listen.
That's one of the gen Z things now.
They turn things on in the background
and they do other things. - I understand.
So if you're actually watching, and listening,
and paying attention, you'll also love the Mythical kitchen,
a channel where no food is safe from chaotic cookery.
Mythical Chef Josh, you've heard of him,
he recently invented his alternative to the turducken,
the Habal Sage.
It incorporates ham, bacon, and sausage,
and makes me a little bit disturbed,
but not as disturbed as I have been thus far today.
- And not as disturbed as we're about to be, apparently.
- [Narrator] Our number two clip features
a surprisingly disturbing twist involving
a gummified beef tongue.
- [Link] Good gosh.
- So this is just a tongue?
That's actually convenient because you know how
you've been recently upgrading your tongue,
your tongue kissing practice game,
like you did with the toy?
- Sure.
- Just making up for lost time, middle-school time.
Yeah, I don't regret
anything about this. - [Man] Don't look at me,
I don't know.
- Oh I'm looking inside
of myself to see - [Man] Look down,
it's weird. - If I'm ready for this.
- I don't regret this choice.
- Oh really?
In your mouth? You really put me
on the spot, man.
- Yeah, but look how irresistible it is.
- You're going to have to take the initiative here.
- Oh my god.
Oh my god. - After the hot dog
make out sess didn't work, this is what you're going for?
(everyone laughing)
- That is awful man.
I felt every bit of that too.
(everyone laughing)
- What's wrong with you man?
Stop! - I don't know man.
- That's disturbing. - The internet has
corrupted me, man.
- I now know why you close your eyes when making out.
'Cause it might be that. - We're going to get
our teen flag.
Is that what they call it? - [Woman] Yeah, YouTube
doesn't even know what to do with us at this point.
They just write things in the notes like
shoved a gummy beef tongue
into his friend's mouth repeatedly.
- Yeah,
we can cut around that. Yeah, this is not cool.
- No we can't!
- Just a little bit of a jump cut.
- We should just export that.
- I mean what do the closed captions say
when that kind of thing is happening?
You know, that's the thing I'm wondering.
- Click away, I think is what they say.
- Oh man.
- If you're watching this, stop.
- I'm not sorry about that, because-
- Yeah, because why?
- Well, unless you're in one of those situations
where you're like currently being experimented upon
and they've got you like strapped down and they've got
your eyelids open in front of our show,
you have the ability to click away, to look away.
You don't have to watch that.
- I didn't.
- It was kind of hard to not look at,
but it was also hard to look at.
Yeah, but it wasn't the most disturbing thing.
- That is a disturbing fact.
- Okay.
- [Narrator] And finally, the number one
most disturbing moment of the year belongs to Mr. Link Neal
who let his own number one flow
for an unsettling amount of time
in how long can you hold your pee?
- He's already about to burst. - This is not disturbing.
I'm so close
to going over there. This is amazing.
- No the pinching of the wiener is the part I think-
- Rhett, oh gosh.
- I already have to pee.
- [Link] I can't freaking
lock the door. - The way you described it.
- [Link] Okay, I got it.
Three, two.
(pee dribbling)
- This is happening right now.
A man is peeing on the internet.
- Okay, yeah I'm a bit embarrassed.
- And you've decided to watch it.
- Oh gosh, is that the face you always make?
This feels impressive.
- [Woman] When you look up, I get concerned.
I need you to concentrate, please.
- [Rhett] This feels very impressive.
- [Man] It's over a minute.
Over a minute.
- Wow, this is over a minute. Oh you went well over two.
I as not expecting this from Mr. Neal.
He is a very hydrated man though.
(Link groaning)
- Oh my god.
- You still just peeing in there?
What was the noises?
- [Man] Minute thirty.
- Do you remember?
- It was-
(Link groaning)
Don't make me laugh.
Don't make myself laugh.
I was trying to
calm myself down. - What in the world?
(pee dribbling)
It's awful.
You just have broke two minutes.
- There's more where that came from.
- I really got to start loading up, man.
Was not expecting this.
- Okay, I'm coming, coming down from the mountain.
- What?
It's like Naked Gun.
It's like that scene Did you find a second bladder?
from Naked Gun.
- Third bladder.
Fourth bladder.
Fifth bladder.
- Yeah, this is awful, man.
I totally see why this is at the top.
I mean, look at that face you're making.
This is amazing Link.
- [Woman] I hate this so much.
- Like this is- (Link grunting)
- Still going Chase.
- [Woman] Don't say his name.
- Shh, hold on, that's a stop.
- Hands-free, are you going hands-free or are you done?
That was absolutely- - How long was that?
- [Man] That was two minutes 56 seconds.
- That was absolutely amazing.
- Can you believe that? - I would've never thought
you would have gone over a minute.
- I don't know what to say.
You know, we, yeah.
- You know, we-
- You don't need to do that again.
- Don't bring me into this.
- So at least you know that won't happen again.
You know, it's like we know the answer.
We don't have to ask
the question anymore. - Yeah.
We went pubes and then we went pee.
- Yeah, we did some things we weren't proud of this year.
And you know what, I was told that you may have been
anticipating something in that countdown
that didn't show up,
and I was told to wait until the next episode.
From Social,
Merry Christmas, seasons greetings.
Hope a bright and jolly holiday is headed your way,
to Rhett and Link - Me too.
- From the Social Team.
Sorry to disturb you, get it?
(metal scraping)
(crew laughing)
But we thought you'd like to be reunited with an old friend.
Fancy a kiss?
I think I should make you
make out with this thing. - What?
But what is this thing from?
- This is, is this from the escape room episode
or from the thing that- - [Man] Yes, the thing that
scared you while you ate.
- Oh, it popped up - Oh yeah, it's that thing
that popped up. - when we were eating.
- [Man] And he's holding mistletoe.
- Yeah, it's your turn
to make out with- - I'm not kissing a baby.
- Come on, Rhett.
This is something you'd be into man.
- No it's not.
- Kiss a baby.
You can kiss a baby on the forehead.
- No, not that baby.
Here, let me swing him your way.
You can keep getting acquainted.
- Spiders just crawling on that baby.
This encapsulates what we've been through this year.
- Oh, can we do some sort of 3d thing where it goes-
- All right, so Friday we're wrapping
this whole thing up - Let go, let go.
- with, oh, the top five favorite GMM moments of 2021.
So entirely.
Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go, get.
- Whoa, whoa, hey.
- So it's going to be a big,
- New game!
- It's going to be a big closer.
Come back for that.
- It tastes the way that kindergarten smells.
- And then we're going to take-
- Like paper and where's my mom?
- Where is my mom?