- Wow, this is so close to home. This is too relatable.
- If my brother's girlfriend or "girlfriend" ever sent me
a text like that...
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- (FBE) So today, we'll be showing you some funny texts
between siblings. - Ooh, I like this, I like this.
I always text my sister something dumb.
- These have a lot of potential to be really bad.
- I don't have siblings, so this should be interesting.
- I have two younger brothers. It's gonna be a lot
of smartass remarks towards each other.
- My sister and I will send each other
tweets and stuff, so this might hit close to home.
- "So, your friend Kate is single?"
- "Yeah, she just broke up with her boyfriend.
Wait, why?"
- "Hook a brother up." "Gross."
- I like the little thumbs up emoji.
He's just like, "Come on,
you can do it."
- Oh my God, I've definitely had those conversations
with people before.
- I'm not gonna say I haven't been in this position.
- This actually happened once between me and my brother.
He actually knows somebody that I had a crush on
at one point and I had to ask him to hook me up
in a way.
- I always see a bunch with siblings who are close in age,
they always try to get with each other's friends
or there's always been-- I've gone over to a friend's house
and they always have the hot brother or something
and then there's always that weird tension between
sibling friends for some reason.
- My girlfriend, she's got three siblings,
so I can see it being really weird if one
of her brothers asked her to hook her up with one
of her friends. The more I think about it,
it gets weirder and weirder. It's almost like hooking
your dad up with someone.
- "Broseph." I like that.
"I know you snuck out to see Jess last night."
- "If you tell mom and dad I swear I'll murder you.
And they'll never find the body."
- "Five bucks." "Fine."
- Negotiating at its finest.
- I don't relate to this at all, 'cause I never snuck out.
I was golden only child.
- I'm the blue text, 100%. I'm up to see whoever
walks in the house super late at night,
who leaves the house and I'm always getting money.
- My brother had snuck out once, and I had to keep it--
wait, I don't wanna say that. My parents don't know about it.
He didn't have to bribe me for money, but I still
kept it a secret. ♪ (Price is Right losing horn) ♪
- "What's your Netflix account details?"
- This is something I text my parents.
- I don't know, would you-- do you let your siblings
use it? I think it depends
on the relationship, really. If you're tight with them,
then why not?
- My sister has been buying the Netflix and paying for it
because she has the student account and I've been
stealing her information to watch it,
so wow, this is so close to home.
This is too relatable.
- "How was your flight?" "This is his girlfriend.
Who are you exactly? And why are you texting him?"
Crazy girlfriends are the best.
- I hope she gets schooled. "Okay, first of all
stop calling yourself his girlfriend to make yourself
feel better than the other girls."
- "We all know ya'll ain't official so don't flatter yourself."
Clap back.
- "I'm the girl that can make any girl go from
girlfriend to ex real quick."
- "Now how was my brother's flight? Bitch."
- That's rough. Damn, this sister's gotta be
really protective of her brother.
- Oh, that's great. If my brother's girlfriend
or "girlfriend" ever sent me a text like that...
- Girls are very-- they can be territorial
over their siblings, their brother, especially.
I know I am over my little brother.
I'm like, no girl will ever be good enough for him.
- There's only two women in my life that come
before every other. That's my mom
and that's my sister.
- "Do you remember what that scar on my chest is from?"
- "I cut you when you killed my hamster."
- "Wait, really?" "Yeah, you were three
so you don't remember."
- That's so casual.
- This is all bad. Just throw the whole family away.
- Oh my God, that's so crazy. First of all,
he killed your hamster, then you cut him.
Wow, what an intense relationship.
- One of these scars on my arm and here is from when
my sister stabbed me with a pen.
These have lasted and these are great memories.
- When I was younger, I had hit my brother
on the head with a rake and it was totally on accident.
He ended up getting a big gash in his head.
I've given my brothers a few stitches here and there.
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- Lil' Sis. "What are you doing right now?"
"Reading in my room. Why?"
- "Can you get me toil--
Can you get me toilet paper?"
- "I don't know, I'm just getting to the good part."
"Please."
- That sucks.
- That's so weird. How do you not know
before you walk in to the bathroom?
That's your fault.
- This is a good strategy here. Just torturing them while you can.
That makes a lot of sense to me. I do it to my friends.
- This still happens. You have to ask somebody.
They definitely want to sabotage me,
they would make me wait in the bathroom
for a long time. That's definitely happened before,
but not for too long. They end up giving it to me.
- I don't text my sister. I'll just yell.
I'm just like, "Yo." She's like, "What?"
"TP!" She's like, "Ugh."
- "Are you on Netflix right now?" "Yes."
- "There are too many accounts. I haven't been on all day.
Can you get off?"
- "No, I'm in the middle of a movie.
It'll be done in 40 minutes."
- "That is an entire Gossip Girl episode.
I'll give you 20 bucks to get off."
- I'll take the 20 bucks to stop watching a movie.
I'll watch it later.
- I'd take the 20 bucks, but I'd make sure
he would Venmo me the 20 bucks
before I got on.
- I share my Netflix account with my whole family,
so it can only go up to three
and it's really annoying when I really want to watch
something on Netflix.
- You could just upgrade the account
for a dollar extra and everyone can get
some turns on it, but I get it, I get it.
Keep it on the low.
- "Hey, mom said she wants you to vacuum the house
before she gets home."
- "She told you to do it, didn't she?"
- "I'll pay you five bucks." "Make it ten."
- Another bribe.
- Gotta love hustling your family.
- That's fair. I've definitely known
my girlfriend's siblings do that all the time.
- Honestly, vacuuming is kinda fun.
I would just be like, okay, I'm not gonna
waste my money.
- That's a good trade-off. I'd be down to vacuum
the house for ten, especially because our house
has wood floors.
- "Why is mom making me do the dishes?
You haven't done them in a week."
- "Because I'm the favorite child." "I hate you."
- I feel like that's how my girlfriend is,
'cause I know she's the favorite of the family,
so she always gets a [bleep] ton of money
from her dad and no one else does
and then I remember her brothers were asking,
"Where do you keep getting all this money from?
You don't have a job."
- This is exactly what I say to my sister.
She always washes the dishes. I never have to do them
and then when she complains as to why I never,
this is exactly what I say. Because I'm the one
that's loved the most, okay? I'm sure that when I'm a parent,
I'll have a favorite kid, too. I just won't tell them.
- Oh dang, this is the old iPhone.
This is back in 2008.
- "Hey, what's new?" "Boyfriend just dumped me.
Broken heart."
- "Kay, be there soon." "You live in a different
state, loser."
- "It's called a plane ticket. Now where does this
[bleep] live?"
- That's so sweet. I have a whole fraternity
of guys that would do this for me.
- That's a big brother. Big brothers will
come through for you. I don't have one,
but I know they will.
- This just seems like a really really good relationship,
but I strive for a relationship like this
with my brothers, but I mean, I don't think
they would fly to different-- if I'm living in a different state.
- The girlfriend I dated before this current girl,
she had two siblings and I had to get in
with those ones, 'cause I was her first boyfriend
and they were like "What are you up to?"
I was just like, "It's high school."
- These are hella relatable, because I have a younger sister
and this is what we talk about sometimes.
- I feel like most sibling relationships,
they'll hate each other, they'll fight with each other,
they have the weird history like a hamster,
but they love each other at the end of the day.
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