- I don't know what this is.
- Oh, I mean all sausages look fuckin' gross.
I mean, it just looks like a mummy's dick.
(rock music)
- Today we are gonna try some hotdogs,
try to figure out what animal we're eatin'.
- Hotdogs are basically my favorite food.
- I love hotdogs.
- Ned and I are hotdog experts.
We lived in Chicago for a while,
and Chicago knows it's dogs.
- I don't even like hotdogs, 'cause I don't trust hotdogs,
that's the thing.
It's like even 100% beef, 100% of what exactly
is what I'm wondering.
What the hoofs, the feet, the dick, I don't know.
- Bring on the doggies.
(quirky music)
- Oh it's a double dog!
- Double dog!
- I double dog dare you.
- Oh its- - Is this gonna be like a
vegan prank video?
- Mmm, lamb?
- You know gosh I'm perplexed.
Could it be lamb?
- Yeah, it does taste like lamb.
It's a little gamey.
- What is this? - What?
- Oh, they're all too cute, I feel bad.
- Oh get out. - Fun!
- That makes it sad.
- Snake? - What is this?
- Holy fuck, we weren't lying!
- Oh my god.
- We're pickin' lamb.
- Look at his little arms. - He's so cute.
- I had rabbit before and it tastes like ass
and this kinda tastes like ass,
so I'm gonna go with rabbit.
(both cheer)
- Woo! - Lamb.
- Our refined meat tube palates.
(quirky country music)
- Oh this smells good.
- Oh yeah. - Smells like bacon.
- Oh, very tender.
- Yeah, definitely I think this is a pig.
It's very salty.
- There's two animals in here!
- That makes so much sense!
- I think you would do pig and duck.
I feel like that would be the most natural,
'cause the duck's fatty and so's the pig.
- I could see that.
- Maybe it's snake and rabbit.
- Whoa.
- 'Cause you know that eats that,
so maybe they just killed him with him inside.
- Right. - They're like mega hotdogs.
- Slice 'em up turducken style.
- I think this is rabbit and pig.
- Okay, I'll do rabbit and snake.
- I know that I think it's pig,
but I'm changin' my vote to these
because it's funnier.
- Hey! - Look at that!
Teamwork.
- [Both] Oh!
- [Both] Oh! - I was right the first time!
I'm an idiot.
- [Ned] Oh no!
- I went for the funny answer,
and not the right one.
- Well. - I should've
listened to my mouth.
(funky music)
- Snake's gotta be in this one right?
- Mmm.
- Yeah, that's definitely not an animal I've had.
- It's got like a fruit or a tomato
or something in it too.
This i'nt just animal.
- This literally tastes like lasagna.
- It tastes they drenched it in alcohol or something.
- It's snake.
This one has to be snake. - Yeah.
- There's a lot of breading in there.
- There's like breading in there.
So maybe it is the snake because they were
tryin' to make it less tough.
- I knew it wasn't meat.
- Yeah, what the-
- Oh my god!
- Oh now I taste the apple.
That's why its sweet, ew.
- I knew there was citrus in it!
You can't get it by me.
- And I knew there was breading!
Aha! - Yeah, potato,
you know, bread.
- Sweet, this is vegan?
Get the fuck, yes.
- Give me the snake!
Get rid of the potatoes.
(upbeat music)
- You can just see the glistening juices
in here. - Oh my god it's so good,
you should bite it. - Is it?
- It's the best one so far.
- It also weirdly tastes familiar,
but I can't place it.
- Yeah, it does taste familiar.
- Is it rabbit and snake this time?
- It kind of tastes like chicken.
- It's got some green specks in it.
- Two animals?
- And it's on the table?
- Is it actually on the table?
Not gonna pull out a ostrich and then like
put it on top?
- I have no idea.
Snake and rabbit.
(laughs)
- I feel like he put that there to fuck with us,
but it could also be a snake.
(laughs)
- You know, I'm gonna commit.
Let's just say these two.
- Snake and duck?
- Yeah, we'll go with that.
(both cheer)
- It was snake and rabbit!
- [Both] Oh!
- Oh! - Damn it!
- He has a great multiple choice strategy.
You pick C all the time, some of those things
are gonna be right.
- That's literally not the truth,
but I'm so glad that it came out.
- I don't think it's necessary to be crazy like this.
I feel like you can just go with a regular hotdog.
- Umhmm. - And just whatever shit
they put in there.
- Real talk, rattlesnake was not that bad.
- After you've been bitchin' this whole time.
Oh snake! - Oh you didn't wanna
eat the snake, oh like you wanted to eat the snake.
(crunches)
Mummy dick.
(laughs)
- Do I taste delicious?
- You taste fowl!
(old timey music)