- What's up For lovers,
eight of the hour here with another Brain Freeze Challenge.
Joining me today are Corey, - Hey what's up?
- And Brian.
- Actually it's Brain.
- Sorry about that,
little Apple must've been in charge of writing this.
(laughs)
- I heard that.
- No matter, I shall introduce myself.
Good Morrow viewers, I am Brain.
My IQ is high,
my patients for ignorance and tomfoolery is low.
I am undoubtedly the most intelligent organ
you have ever encountered, and you are all welcome for that.
- Whoa! Orange, this guy sounds pretty smart.
- We'll see about that.
Hey, hey Brian, hey.
- Oh, for the last time my name is Brain.
- Brian. If you're so smart,
then why can't you tell me what's under there?
- Under where? (Orange laughs)
- Made you say underwear. (laughs)
- That's true. He did. (laughs)
- Oh good heavens.
I had no idea to show is so lowbrow when I greet to come on.
- What was that you said?
I couldn't hear you over this. (farts and laughs)
- Honestly, I struggle to understand why
I was even invited to be on this show
in the very first place.
- Oh, I know this one.
It 'cause today we are doing the Brain Freeze Challenge.
Get it, Brain freeze challenge?
And you are a brain. - Yes.
Believe it or not,
I was able to put that one together all by myself.
- That's good. That's good.
'Cause rules are pretty complicated.
Hopefully you're sharp enough to remember them all.
- I'll try my best.
- Basically, we're gonna drink Slurpees
and the last person to get a brain freeze, wins.
- All right, that's fine.
Let's get this over with quickly.
I have lunch with Richard Dawkins in 15.
- Oh, there's more,
we haven't even scratched the surface of the hand book.
- There's an entire handbook for a YouTube challenge?
- Yap. And we should really cover everything
before we get started.
That is, assuming your don't mind. (laughs)
- A brain pun.
How delightful.
(siren rings)
- Oh, snap. He actually said it.
Wait said what?
What's happening?
- You just said delightful.
That's the super secret slime word of the day.
- So what happens when you say that? (screams)
- That's what happens. (laughs)
- Perhaps I should take a moment
to familiarize myself with the handbook.
- Good idea. Here is volume one
and here are the other 27.
- You're telling me the rules fill up 28 volumes?
- Let me think.
Okay, the one.
Yap. 28.
- Whoa!
Brain, you did that math problem entirely in your head?
You are smart.
- Oh, for crying out loud.
I must say this handbook is somewhat confusing.
Many of the pages simply contain
crayon drawings of an orange circle kissing a purple circle.
- Ignore those pages.
Those are private.
- Also a good deal of pages are completely illegible
because of black ink stains.
- Oh yeah. I was tickling my pet Squid the other night
and things got out of hand. (laughs)
- Look, I, I don't understand why you laughed just now.
I mean, was that supposed to be some kind of joke
or do you actually have a pet Squid?
- Sure I do. He's right under there.
- Under where? (Orange laughs)
- Oh Man,
I only have half a brain
and even I thought that wouldn't come in. (laughs)
- Well in the interest of getting myself
out of here as quickly as possible,
I suppose I'll just have to learn the rules as we go along.
- Really? You don't want us to explain
the wiggle worm strategy or the token of buffoonery?
- Or the quantum card or the timeout dive?
- Or the shmoldin rule?
- Or super coins? - Or Randy?
- Oh yeah. We should definitely talk about Randy.
- All right now, who or what is a Randy?
- Oh, he's a guy who walks around wearing only his,
oh don't shoot.
What are those things called?
The things you wear underneath your pants.
- Underwear? (orange laughs)
- Make you say it again.
- Can't believe you fell for it again, bro.
- Let's begin already.
The sooner we do so the sooner I can leave, so help me.
(alarm rings)
- Oh snap, he actually said it.
- Brain, you just said help.
That's the under slime word of the day.
(Brain groans)
- It's so sticky and grotesque.
- Obviously you didn't understand article 12,
section D of the handbook, bro.
- These rules seem needlessly complex and arbitrary.
(alarm rings)
- I can't believe it.
- Oh, what's happening now?
You said arbitrary.
That's today's inner slime word.
- Wait, inner slime?
That's not even physically possible. (screams)
How did that even get in there?
- Oh, oh, you buffed.
That's the violation of article nine, section F.
- Hey enough!
Is this or is this not the Brain Freeze Challenge?
- It is.
- So how about we start drinking Slurpees
as opposed to this do this handbook nonsense.
(alarm rings)
- Oh my gosh, he actually said. (laughs)
- Oh, said what?
- Nonsense. It's the rapid butt spank word of the day.
- Really? Nonsense?
(alarm rings)
- Oh, actually because you said it a second time
it canceled out, so you're safe.
You really lucked out, Brian.
Dave would have paddled you good.
- First it's Brain,
second it's well. - Huh?
- It's Dave would have paddled me well.
It's simple, proper grammar you fool.
(alarm rings)
- I'm sorry to inform you that grammar
is today's raccoon word.
- Raccoon word? (screams)
Its so sharp and scratchy.
Guys, guys. Why is this happening?
Why are we doing a Brain Freeze Challenge
that has nothing to do with brain freezes?
Are there even Slurpees here on set?
Do you even own a freezer?
- Oh yeah. I knew I forgot something.
- Now this is chaos.
It's absolutely absurd.
It's quite possibly the most unpleasant experience
of my entire life.
- Hey, that's what you get
for doing a Brain Freeze Challenge.
You get the guy with half a brain and a guy with no brain.
(both laugh)
- Ain't it the truth.
- That is it.
I am leaving.
I've had it up to here with this,
this complete and utter nonsense.
(alarm rings)
Okay. But don't let Dave hit you in the butt
on your way out.
(Brain screams)
(upbeat music)