- You are gonna to get somebody a man today, girl.
You are gonna to save a life.
No, do more edge.
You are going to have these women
be (beep) boy free.
(hip hop music)
The people versus the family.
I been hooking up with this
really hot girl for the last two months.
Oh okay, that sounds hot and spicy.
(beep) has been doing real well.
Okay, off to a good start.
The other day she brought her little sister
over to my house to smoke
and her sister was pretty fire too.
Okay you're losing me.
Is it too much to ask for a threesome?
Sir!
Number one, you say her sister?
They ain't twins.
You know twins be in their freaky (bleep), okay?
Maybe if they was twins or something
like oh, you're little fantasy.
Maybe a thought.
But a random sister, that's nasty.
I got a young sister, ugh!
I don't even want to see my sisters titties.
They just sag like cow udders.
Her titties hit her knees.
I couldn't imagine seeing her naked in the bedroom.
My sister, no!
That is nasty.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You need to keep your eyes on your girl.
Keep hooking up with her.
Leave her sister out of it.
And that is definitely a F boy thought.
[Judge B.] You're guilty.
Case closed.
You're nasty.
Oh Jesus I need a drink.
The people versus international love.
After graduation I went on this trip
with my best friends to London
and we met these two hot guys at a pub there.
We brought them back to our Airbnb.
But as soon as we got home they passed out on our couch.
I'm pretty sure they were just looking
for a free place to crash.
I say they are F boys
but my friend thought they were sweet
and still keeps in touch.
Girl, I'm down with your friend.
You better be lucky they fell asleep
instead of tryna rub on your booty all night.
That's good! Look, you didn't have to do nothing.
You didn't have to show no boobs.
You didn't have to shake no ass.
Girl, you met some cute guys and they fell asleep.
Just lay down and go to sleep and go on about your day.
You lucky they wasn't trying to rub on ya.
Your friends says she still keeps in touch with them.
She's probably building a bond with them
and next time she go to London she's gonna have some friends
and when you go to London you gonna be stuck out
tryna find some new people to hang out with.
You need to hit 'em up and have your London friends
and go on back over there and hang out with 'em.
They are not guilty.
And they definitely aren't F boys.
They was drunk and fell asleep.
I'd rather them do that than rub on my booty all night.
Not guilty.
Case closed.
We have another case.
The people versus out the blue.
I been texting back and forth with this dude
I met at a friends house.
Okay, at least you texting somebody.
My phone is dry as hell.
We talked about meeting him for like a week
and then nothing.
Three months later he text me,
good morning beautiful, what's good?
Is it worth seeing where this is going
or am I clearly talking to an F boy?
I mean, what he do?
Scroll down his phone like,
no, no, no, oh maybe her.
Of course that's what he did, good morning beautiful.
It's three months later.
How'd you even remember if I'm beautiful or not sir?
When I give you my number I need you to use it.
As soon as you take my number,
text me right then and there
so I can have your number in my phone.
I'm not crazy.
Just looking for a friend.
Somebody to chit chat with.
If you take my number, use the damn number.
He waited three months later, no.
You know what you do?
You turn your read receipts on and you leave him on read.
And then you text him three months later like,
good morning, handsome.
He is guilty.
Turn your read receipts on.
Case closed.
Good morning beautiful.
I know I'm beautiful!
(bleep) I've been waiting on your text for three months.
Dammit!
Oh!