(men clapping)
- Thank you Rekha, that was a very cute presentation.
Okay, so--
- You know what, my presentation was many things.
It was comprehensive, it was well-researched,
it was thoughtful, but one thing it wasn't
was cute.
I mean I doubt you would use that word
to describe any of the big men in here's work.
So, if you could refrain from using
that word to describe my work,
I would appreciate it, thank you.
(triumphant music)
Did that sound okay?
Was I naggy, or like, bitchy?
Maybe he didn't mean anything by "cute", I don't know.
You know what, no, I will not apologize.
Women always have to apologize, and I'm not sorry!
I'm a little sorry.
I don't like yelling, it makes me feel bad.
But if I don't, who will?
I'm leaning in, I'm taking up space.
This is a strong woman thing to do!
But really, is it?
I don't know, it might just be the male version
of what the strong woman thing to do is.
I don't know, do you?
I just wanna be like, chill.
But I don't wanna be chill.
The time for chillness is over.
I feel like I've been talking for a really long
time, could someone please stop me?
Don't stop me!
Can someone please stop me?
- I think that--
- No, no, no, you don't get to talk for me!
I didn't mean to take that out on you,
it's just, lifetime of microaggressions,
it just builds up, and it's not fair to lash out, here.
But you know what, you wouldn't
know the difference between fair and unfair, would you?
Because you're a big, stinky man.
Yeah, I said it!
That was uncalled for!
I recognize that you use your power
to amplify the voices of women.
I think that's great, and I thank you for it.
But no thank you, okay?
I'm leaving!
- Well--
- I don't have a thing left to say
but I left my stuff here, and I'm gonna grab it, okay?
Before I forget, say goodbye to this!
Am I gonna get fired?
You know what, I don't care,
I don't like this company anyway!
Although I'm sure most companies are like this, so like,
I don't know what to do right now!
Honestly, please don't fire me.
Nothing seems to be right!
Do I stand up for myself or do I ignore myself?
I really don't think there's any way that I can win!
(window breaks)
(car alarm sounds)
Wait, I've changed my mind!
If I'm not here then that's one less woman in the workplace!
- I'm sorry that I called your presentation
on 2018's line of kitten calendars cute.
- I accept and reject your apology.
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