Come back here with me formula!
Get over here!
Stop him!
I can't help it, I'm a kleptomaniac!
Krabs will never see me coming.
Presso-inviso!
[grunts]
Can't see my own feet.
[humming]
Don't you go anywhere while I clean your homey-womey.
Outside...
[Plankton laughing]
out of my mind.
Hey, watch it!
Hommina... wah?
The secret formula!
Finally I have a fool-proof plan
to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Krabs will never recognize me wearing...
these glasses!
[screaming]
Surprise!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Ah!
Disengage!
Me secret formula!
Happy birthday, Krabs!
Don't forget your condiments, Plankton!
Attaboy, SpongeBob!
Safe!
You'll rue the day you were born, Krabs!
I'll be back!
Oh, barnacles.
[screaming]
[sniffing]
Oh?
[laughing]
I've done it!
Nothing can stop me now.
My goo-goo gas will transform Krabs
into a tiny, helpless infant!
The key to the Krusty Krab.
This was easier than I hoped.
[cooing]
Hmm... He's a little bigger than I imagined.
Whoa!
No, no!
Ow, ow, ow!
Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
Why, yes. Yes, I am.
Then you've just won one million dollars!
[gasping]
You just have to answer one question.
What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?
- [inhales] - Yes?
- [inhales more] - Yes?
- [inhales even more] - Yes?!
The Krabby Patty formula
is the sole property of the Krusty Krab
and is only to be discussed in part or in whole
with its creator, Mr. Krabs.
Duplication of this formula is punishable by law.
Restrictions apply, results may vary.
[growls]
[screams]
That's it?!
You'd better cough up that secret formula or else!
Plankton!
Krabs!
Plankton!
Krabs!
SpongeBob.
Bring on the Boom Boom!
[laugh]
Battle stations, men!
Here he comes!
We're all doomed! We're all doomed!
[keeps repeating] We're all doomed!
Doomed! Doomed! Doomed, doomed, doomed!
[keeps repeating] We're all doomed!
Later.
[laughs]
Hey, what gives?
Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs!
Your secret formula is finally mine!
[screaming]
You'll never catch me, Krabs!
Not when I shift into maximum overdrive!
Hi-ya!
I knew I should've gotten the turbo.
[screaming]
Hear me, Krabs!
You'll take this Krabby Patty from me
when you pry it from my cold, dead...
[high-pitched voice]
[high-pitched scream]
Oh, boy.
[sighs]
Man, is it hot in here.
Tell me about it.
It worked!
In this new gaseous form,
I will be able to silently squeeze
through the cracks of the Krusty Krab.
[evil laugh]
Now, how much was that--
Hmm... [sniffs]
Eugh!
Finally, the moment has come!
No, no! No, no, no!
No!
[evil laugh] The fool!
He left his safe open!
Open for business, baby!
[Krabs laughs]
Gotcha!
[buzzing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
- Yoink! - Huh?
[laughing]
Yes!
Pull!
Yee-haw!
[snickering]
Yeah.
[screaming]
And this little piggy brought home a Krabby Patty.
This little piggy will help me drop it in.
Any last words, SpongeBob SecretPants?
[grunting]
I just have to say I'm sorry I let Mr. Krabs down.
I let all of Bikini Bottom down.
But worst of all, I let you down,
you delicate, little Krabby Patty.
Mmm...
With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm,
steamy goodness.
Steamy...
I'll never forget your 100% all-secret patty,
secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickle,
lettuce, tomato, onion,
all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed-sea buns.
Yes... Yes...
Yes!
Come to papa!
Oh, boy...
Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
Can I have the secret formula?
- No. - Okay.
But he was persistent!
- Pretty please? - Uh-uh.
He used disguise!
[laughing]
Super science!
Civil disobedience!
Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir.
May I help you?
Yes, please. I'd like an order of chili coral bits.
You sure you don't want a Krabby Patty?
No, thank you.
Will this cover it?
Uh, sure.
Here you go.
Good day.
Hm. I was sure it was one of Plankton's tricks.
Well, at least his money's good.
[laughing]
Ah-ha!
Plankton! You knew I would never distrust a dollar!
That's right, Krabs.
Now hand over the secret Krabby Patty formula!
Or what?
I don't know.
I never thought I'd get this far.
35 left...
25 right...
And finally, 4 left.
Open, says me!
[grunts]
Hey, what gives?
I was looking right at the combination,
why isn't it opening?
[screaming]
No one can say "No" to a helpless little grandma!
Excuse me, Sonny, I'd simply love
one of your Krabby what's-it's,
but my delicate digestive system has special needs,
and I'll need to see a complete list of ingredients.
You wouldn't want me to be up all night
with painful bloating, would you?
Goodness, no!
Here you are.
Thanks, Sonny!
I'm just going to take it home. I left my bifocals there.
[evil laugh]
I, the amazing Plankton,
with the use of prestidigitation...
will make a Krabby Patty disappear
before your very eyes.
First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.
Nice try.
Your act's over, bub.
You may win this time.
She-hah-kazing!
Well, this stinks.
Oh, try again.
Mm, try again.
Oh, try again.
[screams]
You try it again! I'm making my move!
It's finally mine!
Time to kick this baby into 4-claw drive!
Wait, Sandy! We can work this out!
My pelt!
Mr. Krabs!
Sandy's making off with the formula!
[gasps] Sandy, you're naked!
And you don't have any clothes on!
Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmint!
Only from my cold, dead feelers!
Plankton! I should have known this was your doing!
Now feel this!
Hi-ya!
Wah!
Gotcha.
SpongeBob! Come in here!
[laughing]
Or should I say RobotBob Sponge...
Chef...Pants...
I put the brain in the robot, you know.
You shouldn't have been a spoiled brat.
You see, I always get what I want.
And I want you to make me a Krabby Patty!
[beeping]
Response: Why don't you ask me later?
What? What?!
- Get welded. - Wait!
I command you! Make me a Krabby Patty!
I don't wanna.
Maybe today is the day
I'm going to steal the Krabby Patty formula--
[screams, grunts]
Careful, Plankton, I just mopped there.
[growls]
Look at you, Plankton.
Once again, you've fallen flat on your back
in another pathetic attempt to steal me formula.
Though you've tried and tried, you haven't had
the smallest nibble of my delicious formula.
And you never will!
[laughs]
How do you sleep at night
knowing you're a complete failure?
[laughing]
There really should be a "Wet Floor" sign.
Yeah, if that were me who slipped,
I'd sue old man Krabs for all he's got.
Does that include the Krabby Patty formula?
Of course.
Oh, the pain!
I can't feel my arms and legs!
I think they're broken.
I'll have to sue for my pain and suffering.
Sue?!
That crusty old barnacle
might keep me from his secret formula,
but I'd like to see him serve a Krabby Patty
when I'm done with this place.
Into every life, a little rain must fall, Krabs!
It's just business.
Well, maybe it is personal.
I'm touching your thermostat! I'm touching your thermostat!
[laughing]
Morning, boys!
Lock's a bit sticky this morning.
Well, get to work.
- What? - Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!
- Whoa! - [laughs]
Just lay face down and keep still.
[SpongeBob giggles]
All right, party's over. Go home!
- Yay! - Hello, SpongeBob CopyPants.
Can you say "Secret formula"?
Se.. Se... for mama.
[syllabizing] "Se-cret For-mu-la."
Secret formula...
Secret formula!
[evil laugh]
Yes!
[cackling]
[evil laugh]
Oh!
[laughing]
You're all mine, you sweet Krabby Patty.
Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
[evil laugh]
[alarm blaring]
Initiating launch sequence.
Krabby Patty, here I come!
Eh... I hope I don't miss again.
Reunited, and it's gonna feel so good!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Plankton!
I know you have me formula!
So just hand it over!
[blowing]
Open up, Plankton!
I know you've got me formula!
Huh? Who could there be?
Oh, that banging noise?
[laughs nervously] That's just the dryer.
I thought I'd do the laundry so you wouldn't have to later.
Kiss, kiss.
Oh, Ray Ray!
That's the most romantic thing you've ever said!
[smooching]
Hm...
The formula is finally mine!
[laughs maniacally]
Oh, come on!
Would you marry me?
Ooh...!
Ah, that's it!
No more hiding in my room against scared little kid.
It's time to act like a man!
[screaming]
Gasp!
Please don't marry him, mommy!
Don't marry this bad, bad man!
I don't want you to!
Too late, Krabsy.
We're going to be married.
And you're gonna be my new son!
[laughs maniacally]
Huh? What's this, honey bunch?
I'm flattered by your offer, really I am,
but I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
[laughs]
This is the world-famous Krusty Krab.
[indistinct chatter]
Ah!
- Hey! - Now, this is Plankton,
who's always trying to steal the Krabby Patty.
So, we step on him!
Ouch!
Try it, everyone. It's fun.
Oh, my goodness. Can I?!
[screaming]
That is fun!
Time to trigger the stench.
- [alarm buzzes] - Yoink!
[buzzing]
[screaming] I'll never breathe again!
[screaming]
I hope you like percussion, Eugene,
because these drumsticks really go bongo!
[laughs]
Ah!
What? The old safe in the safe routine?
Here's another routine!
You're the meat in me knuckle sandwich!
I'm not hungry!
We've received word that you're plotting
to infiltrate the Krusty Krab
and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Is that true?
Actually, yes, that is true.
I've got it all worked out.
First, I break into the safe, and...
Huh?
Wait, is this live?
Yes.
Don't broadcast my secret plans!
They're secret!
I will destroy all of you!
[laughs]
You married a genius, Karen!
Using the DNA from Krabs' hair
and my own DNA from my antennae--
Ouch!
I will create a combo-clone of me and Krabs
to finally steal the secret formula!
[cackles]
[groaning]
[cackles]
Behold, PlanKrab!
[groaning]
[sinister laugh]
[laughs]
Look at it, Squidward,
Mr. Krabs' gift to all of Bikini Bottom...
The Krabby Patty.
Okay, give it to me.
Come on, SpongeBob. Stop it!
I swear, I'm not doing anything.
Mr. Krabs! The Krabby Patty is haunted!
Avast, ye patty pirate!
This is no ghost. This is...
Plankton! Stealing me booty!
Hear me, Krabs!
When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,
I'll run you out of business!
I went to college!
Hey! Let me go!
Oh, I'll let you go, squirt.
On a flying saucer!
[laughing]
Back to the Chum Bucket with you!
You'll pay for this, Krabs!