the refrigerator is it just a cold box
for your foodstuffs or is it more can we
learn something about people by looking
into their private polar repository I
think yes what do we have here
last night's leftover chicken casserole
meat in low fashion broccoli and
Brussels sprouts and a little Riesling
to take the edge off any guesses you're
looking at the fridge of a mom but we
are just getting started
hmm here we see various colors and
levels of sports drink remnants of
orange chicken five different hot sauces
and a mysterious Tupperware of brown as
you might have ascertained this is the
refrigerator of any male living by
himself ages 18 to 32 pitiful really
hopefully he meets someone soon
okay I see a cotton of eggs with six
missing one peanut butter cup a
half-eaten carrot cake three cans of
soda pop and half a slice of pizza this
is the fridge of a pessimist or an
optimist could go either way really whoa
Nelly
here we see magazine cutouts pictures of
a man taken from the farm the homemade
doll of Don Cheadle roasted red pepper
hummus and a severed human arm why yes
we are looking into the refrigerator of
a serial killer you really should put
that arm in the freezer Oh My look what
we have here a grand feast ripe fruit
steaming plump turkey legs wheels of
cheese brightly colored neon frosting
pies what's that you don't see it well
you're just not believing there you go
you're believing don't stop believing
yes there is the refrigerator of the
Lost Boys from the film hook mmm
bangarang oh my goodness look at this is
that pudding why yes it's pudding lots
and lots of nothing but pudding whose
refrigerator is this
this is my refrigerator I'm the narrator
and I love pudding I'm also your
biological father your mother was insane
she fell in love with that monkey that
the Russian sent up into space I was
working the mines titanium ore I sneak
you in each morning in a satchel and
then puts you into a bin of titanium ore
on the way out each evening if you have
asthma this is probably why but you
probably also like butterscotch pudding
and I've got a lot of that so I
apologize for putting you up for
adoption but I would like to reconnect
and enjoy pudding with you in the
present
you