A: Working out is obviously really important to me, and I thought I would show you guys my workout routine.
S: Sto- wha- why are you running? (THERE'S NO USE!)
A: This look good? Do I look buff?
(off camera) Yeah. A: Woah!
A: Dude, I almost go hit.
A: I can barely fit in these shoes!
S: Well, you wanted shoes; you complained you had no gym shoes...
S: And then I gave you- . A: (overlapping) dude, it feels like my toe is gonna rip out.
S: See you're moving fine. A: No, it hurts though, dude, my ingrown toenails going into my skin. [Anthony, don't...*sigh*]
A: You got something on your shoe. S: What you mean I got something on my shoe?
A: Just a lot of dirt, lot of mud or something.
S: That's shit!
A: It's mud, dude. It's mud dude. Smell it!
That's just- that's just the mud smells really bad over here. S: I am so mad. A: I'm just gonna get back to the workout now, okay?
S: It's slippery, okay? It's slippery!
S: You okay? A: Dude, I think I tore my ACL again.
P: I think you'd know, it would hurt a lot.
A: It does hurt a lot! P: Like, you wouldn't be able to walk or anything.
A: I can't walk! S: You're fine, look. A: What? Stop. Okay.
A: Can you guys carry me?
S: Call, like, an uber or something.
A: I'm not gonna call an uber; you live right down the street.
A: You really got up just to get the sound and now you're laying down again?
S: Well, you thought it would be a good idea to give you a piggy back ride.
A: Well it was a good idea.
A: This is a good- well- okay-
S: Dude, Peter, can you help us? He's heavy.
A: No, no, he needs to record it.
S: No, but like he could record while he's helping you.
P: Why are we doing this?
A: Because we're just getting a few extra shots for the video.
A: We have to walk up that?
S: Well, we walked down it.
A: I know, but can we go somewhere- can we go a different way? P: No.
A: Do you have like a skateboard you can drag me on or something?
S: Where am I going to get a skateboard?
A: Can you get a cool shot from the top of me walking?
A: Can you come down here and help?
S: Are you even walking?
S: Why is your armpit so wet?
A: Stop listening to me, stop recording.
(phone ringing)
A: Hey, mom, I think I really messed up my ankle and my ACL. Am I still under insurance?
M: No. A: what? M: sorry. A: I'm not? Are you sure, are you sure mom?
M: You're thirty now! A: (overlapping) I know, I know, I know, I know; no, I mean, I thought- I thought that- I thought you were covering it still
A: Can you actually help me pay for it if- if there ends up being anything wrong?
M: Nooo, I can not.
(overlapping) A: Mom! Mom! M: I can not afford that. A: Mom!
A: Are you recording?
S: Everything okay?
A: Yeah, it's fine.
A: You guys think you could actually get
like a pillow for my foot?
S: You're laying on a pillow.
A: No, I need- I need to lean on this one.
A: Thanks. Can you get us some ice? I'm in pain dude.
A: Thank you (several times)
S: No! What are you doing?
A: I'm thirsty. S: Don't put it in your mouth!
S: That's our meat bag, we kept our meat in there.
(muffled shouting) A: What the fuck, dude?
A: It's too cold
A: Hey, where's your bandages?
A: Can I use some of your Palmade? Your firm hold?
A: This thing's called Suavecito!
A: Who am I?
S: That's me?
A: Yeah, does it look good? S: No. A: It feels like mine.
S: this was a dumb bit. A: (imitating) This was a dumb bit.
S: That's not how I talk. A: (imitating) That's not how I talk.
A: Oh, here's your ban- I got your bandages here. S: Don't use that. A: I'm just gonna use a little bit of it
(overlapping) A: I'm just gonna- I'm just gonna. I need a lot, it's swollen dude.
A: This is like all I needed. Can you get me some lunch?
A: I'm really hungry, but can you like can you serve it on this? Put it on there.
A: Yeah
A: Can you put a fork in it or something? I need a fork.
A: Can you give me a napkin. Yeah. Yeah! Why is it backing up? Are you doing this?
S: No, it's cleaning!
A: That is modern technology convenience right there.
A: Can you take a thumbnail photo from this video? Let's go to the roof.
A: What? S: Ow! A: I thought you worked out!
A: Are you recording this?
A: Just did the triple decker: jumped up three stair steps. [Anthony sees accomplishments and goals in a very different way]
S: Ready?
A: Yeah. Oh, wait, sorry.
P: You should stick your foot up, so it looks like it's one of the buildings. A: Like this? S&P: Yeah, that'd be cool.
A: I don't think it's gonna look right. S: No, it looks really good.
A: Yeah, dude that is it!
A: Dude, that is so dope!
S: Stop touching my Roomba! It's like a thousand dollars!
A: Yeah, I know. Can you edit like a hologram? You know like when like C-3PO display the hologram and star wars?
"Help Me Obi-Wan. I'm your only hope."
A: (in Yoda's voice) Mmm Luke. I am your father. It's best to try than try not to be had!
S: I thought your ankle was hurt, why you on a bike?
A: Cause, I'm- I'm blocking it out. If you put your mind to it- you could do anything.
S: You can't block out an ACL tear.
A: I just want to say like you know if you put your mind to anything you can really-
you can really accomplish anything with your dreams- put your mind on anything...
everything is possible