[MUSIC PLAYING] - Oh my god!
[LAUGHTER]
[VOCALIZING]
(SINGING) You give, give, give me a high.
You're pumping through my veins.
You make me want to love crazy, like diving with my eyes
closed.
[VOCALIZING]
So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Hi!
[LAUGHS] Nice to meet you, too!
(SINGING) Just might be you'll make me love you crazy.
You look beautiful today.
You look great, too.
(WHISPERS) What's your name?
My name is Steve Moy.
My last name-- - Moy?
Moy, M-O-Y.
[LAUGHTER]
That rhymes with my first name, Noi.
Noi, yeah.
What's your last name?
Phommasak.
Doesn't rhyme with Steve.
No, sorry.
[LAUGHTER]
OFFICIANT: Steve, Noi's family and friends would like you
to know Noi has an alter ego--
[LAUGHTER]
--named Noisy.
Yeah, [INAUDIBLE]
OFFICIANT: She loves to dance.
I do love to dance.
OFFICIANT: And she is silly--
OFFICIANT: --and she wears wigs.
[LAUGHTER]
We are hoping that you will enjoy her silly side.
Noi is always a hopeless romantic.
We hope that you will sweep her off her feet
and show her the world that she has always dreamed of.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Noi, Steve is part of a big family who loves each other
and spends a lot of time together.
Steve has nine nieces and nephews, to whom he is lovingly
known as Funcle Stevie.
[CHUCKLING]
We hope that you like kids as much as he does.
OFFICIANT: Steve takes a lot of trips,
and will sometimes pack up and go somewhere
on the spirit of the moment.
Be ready for a lot of adventures.
Steve and Noi had also taken this beautiful opportunity
to write their own vows to each other.
"Steve, I know, without knowing you,
that you and I are one and the same.
We are two brave souls who have chosen to trust the unknown,
all the while knowing that it could fulfill
all of our wildest dreams.
I can hardly wait to see how our life will unfold together.
And there is so much I still have to learn about you.
But what I know for sure is that it has given me hope
that the best is yet to come.
I'm so happy to finally meet you after all this time.
And if there's life after this, I promise
to meet you there, too."
[SNIFFLING]
[LIGHT MUSIC]
I was going to preface this with that
I had the extended version.
I shortened it.
I thought I was going too long.
But I'm glad that you did that.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
"Dear Svetlana, Patinka, or any other name
my friends and family have given us as a placeholder for today--
Oh, god.
Noi, it's so nice to finally meet you.
I've been waiting a lifetime for it.
The only thing I know about you is that you're audacious enough
to marry a stranger.
So that's at least one thing we have in common.
I'm going into this with an open heart, an open mind,
and with the highest of hopes.
I can't wait to see what unfolds,
and what we're capable of creating together
as we begin what I hope will be an adventure that
lasts a lifetime."
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OFFICIANT: As with any wedding ceremony,
there's an exchange of rings.
Put the ring on the tip of her finger--
NOI: Oh, that's pretty.
OFFICIANT: --and repeat after me.
With this ring.
OFFICIANT: I wed you, Noi.
I wed you, Noi.
I wed you, Steve.
For today and tomorrow.
And for all the years to come.
Please wear this as a sign of my commitment.
And notice to the entire world.
That I am your husband.
That I am your wife.
So I know you didn't get a chance to see if you like it.
So just in case, I do have a spare.
You got two rings for me?
Just in case.
I have it ready to go.
[LAUGHTER]
I'll hold on to it for you.
I love that one, too!
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
Yeah!
OFFICIANT: And now, by the authority conferred upon me,
I now pronounce that you are married, husband and wife.
Steve, I invite you to kiss your wife.
[CHEERING]
MAN: Yeah!
(SINGING) Think I'm ready for you, ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh, I think I'm ready for you, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure
to introduce for the first time as husband
and wife, Steve and Noi.
[CHEERING]
(SINGING) It's a feeling that I've never felt before.
I think I'm ready for you, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, I think
I'm ready for you, ooh, ooh--