Jon: Previously on "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"...
*Sandra makes popping noise*
Did you hear that?!
Jon: Yeah, I heard somethin'!
Jon: Jory, you broke the microwave!
I did not break the microwave! Diane broke the microwave!
Jon: Oh, no!
Is it a good idea to microwave a microwave? No, because two wrongs don't make a right! And they certainly don't make a working microwave!
What are we gonna do now?!
Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
*blows on shaving cream pile*
Well, today we're gonna be microwaving shaving cream. You know, it's about time the microwave had a shave!
*theme song plays*
Jory: Let's go roast some nuts!
Jory: And, as always, our Sharp microwave!
Jory: It's never a good idea, unless you want an explosion!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Safety is our number-one concern.
Jon: Wow! That's a lotta smoke!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jory: We also hide behind this big tin foil shield. Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Ezra: Is it a good idea?
Jory: (laughs) Absolutely!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern... Except, we lost our masks, so safety is obviously NOT our number-one concern!
Jon: (laughs) It's, like, number three!
But we still have respect for our junk! That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield- it's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
So, things have changed, as you've seen. Sandra- she died. She's dead... That's why we have our new Sharp carousel microwave!
Jon: Wow!
*trumpets blare*
Jory: I've named her "Helga," 'cause she's a, she's a big ol' lady! A big ol' lady!
Big ol' lady! So much lady, too little time!
Jory: In goes the shaving cream, right in the middle. This one has soothing aloe now, which is a step up!
Jon: Look how clean this microwave is! It's such a shame that we're gonna dirty it up!
Jon: Oh, no! What did you do?!
Jon: Barbasol- the beard buster!
Jory: Okay! I wonder how long I'm gonna put it in there for? Six minutes? I think so!
Jon: THIS display works!
Jory: Now, we just have to walk away! Why is it that everything works so much better? I think Sandra was just a bitch!
Jon: (laughs) Don't talk that way about her!
Jory: I'm guessing the big, ol' pile of foam is just gonna expand, just because that's what foam does, right? I think so...
Jory: I think it already is expanding, actually!
Jon: Wow! Okay, that's unexpectedly quick!
Jory: I sure hope six minutes is enough to blow up a can.
Jon: How long did it take the Axe body spray can to go?
Jory: I don't know! I'm sure our viewers are gonna post in the comments! You can look below, actually, and somebody is going to tell you how long it took for the Axe can to explode!
Jon: The power of the Internet in the palm of your hands!
Jory: (disappointedly) Aw, it's steaming! We won't be able to see all of it!
Jon: Aw, crap! Well, I'm sure we can still hear it explode!
Jon: Do you think there will be an explosion now? Do you think it's all done?
Jory: I HOPE there's an explosion, 'cause if there's not, my biggest fear is removing from the microwave something that we THINK is supposed to explode, but that hasn't exploded!
Jory: And there goes my hand!
Jon: But you like your hands!
Jory: I DO like my hands! I'm a fan of my hands! Equally, I don't know why! Like, I write with my right hand, but my left hand still is there!
Jon: What do you do with the left hand?
Jory: (quickly changes subject) Hey, the shaving cream is doing a whole lot right now!
Jon: (laughs)
Jory: And you must know, this was a full can, brand-new, what a waste, I know!
Jory: With that, I might shave my legs with it, though, 'cause it's already out, and it's warm, too. It's, like, perfect!
Jory: I'm wearing jeans right now, so you can't tell, but these are like wooly mammoths!
Jon: Robin Williams, the microwave specialist!
Jon: We've only got 45 seconds left. I don't know if this is gonna explode! I think it's just gonna circle around and bubble up!
Jon: This is actually kind of disappointing!
Jory: Almost, but I"ll bet a lot of people are gonna view this thinking it WILL do something, so we just tricked you guys!
Yeah, thanks! Thanks for the views!
Jon: Suckers!
Suckers!
Jory: Although, you should stay tuned, 'cause maybe I'll blow up my hand! I want a stick to poke it with!
Jon: How 'bout your fingers? Will that work?
Jory: Yeah, sure...
Jon: 2... 1... Awesome!
Jory: Okay, let's go take a look at what we just did!
Oh, hey, look- a poker right here! Now, I can poke it and see if I'll die. I don't want to die today!
Jon: Oh, no! Look out!
*poker banging against can*
Jon: The camera goes where no man has gone before!
Jory: Okay, well, it didn't explode, so...
Jon: It's makin' funny noises, though!
Jon: Unleash the power today!
Jory: I'm diffusing this bomb, folks!
Jory: It's still popping! I'm just gonna say, is this a good idea to microwave it? No, it is not!
That's it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm Jory Caron, and THAT is still hissing!
Jory: Helga is one bad-ass woman!
*end credits play*