- [Interviewer] What's gonna happen in 2020?
- Oh.
I think the world's gonna look pretty much the same.
(classical string music)
- [Interviewer] What are your predictions for 2020?
- Ay. - Mm.
- For the world? - Yeah.
- That's a big question.
- The world. - Fuck.
- I don't know, I'm thinking about bad stuff.
I don't know. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] What great things are gonna happen?
- Oof. (blows raspberry)
- So this could be, girl predicts the entire future.
- [Interviewer] Yeah.
- (groans) (laughs) For 2020?
That new "Jungle Cruise" movie's coming out.
(X buzzes)
- "Joker's" gonna win best picture?
(X buzzes)
- Disney's gonna buy Netflix.
(X buzzes)
- Dallas Cowboys are gonna win the next year's Super Bowl.
(X buzzes)
- Seattle Sea Hawks win the Super Bowl.
(X buzzes)
- LeBron winning a finals MVP again.
(check dings)
Guaranteed.
- [Interviewer] Predict the future, it's 2020.
- 2020?
- I don't think there's gonna be anything drastic.
- I don't really think anything's gonna change.
- Our world's kind of crazy already,
without me having to like make some massive prediction.
- Well hopefully, it'll get better.
- 2020's gonna be a really positive year.
This year kinda sucked, so I think 2020's
(chuckles) gonna be the good one.
- I'm praying that it's a healthy year.
(X buzzes)
- Oh, 2020 is gonna be chaos. - Chaos.
- I don't know, I think there's a lot of weird things
that are gonna happen, I feel like a lot
of restaurants are gonna close.
(check dings)
- The US is gonna have a recession,
probably. (check dings)
- Race wars.
- I definitely think there's gonna
be something traumatic happening very soon.
- Children will be fed. (X buzzes)
Homeless will have homes. (X buzzes)
Bezos will do something to help somebody.
(X buzzes)
I just wanna think positively.
- Oh, Asians are gonna become more in style.
- 2020 is the year of the redhead
and we are gonna do great things in the world, guys.
- Glitter everywhere.
- Gender's gonna become fluid.
- 2020 is gonna be a lot of social barriers coming down.
I'm putting that out into the universe.
That's my manifestation.
- I will get a girlfriend?
(chuckles) (check dings)
- Have my first kiss.
- Having sex with a butt plug and bondage straps.
Got a feeling that 2020 is a year, so watch out.
- [Interviewer] World predictions for 2020.
- Ooh, 2020, a lot of puns.
- Everyone will suddenly be seeing clearer.
2020. - I think it's gonna continue
to go...
- I'm very scared.
- Global warming is gonna produce more disasters.
- Natural. - Disaster.
- Extreme weathers. - A flood?
- A random flood in a state that's not used
to having it, like Iowa. (check dings)
- I don't want like, anything bad to actually happen.
I don't wanna be right about this.
- People will understand the gravity
of their actions towards the Earth.
- We're all going to stop using single use plastics.
- I don't don't have much faith for the polar bears.
- Polar bears might get saved.
- I'm hoping for the polar bears,
you know, I'm really pulling for them.
But something that's been weighing on my mind
is I think Rihanna is gonna have a baby.
- Rihanna might have a kid.
- Beyonce's pregnant right now, so is Rihanna.
(X buzzes) - You think?
- Yeah, for sure.
- In 2020, Beyonce and Jay-Z will have another kid.
(X buzzes)
- Britney Spears is going
to return. (X buzzes)
- Can't wait for Destiny's Child to come back.
(X buzzes)
- Elon Musk is gonna drop a rap album.
(X buzzes) - Aaron Carter,
he will be dead, guaranteed. (X buzzes)
- Oh my God, maybe Betty White's gonna die.
(X buzzes) (inhales) Wouldn't that suck?
- Oh, Betty White.
Oh, she's not already dead?
- [Interviewer] Give me your 2020 predictions.
- More kind people.
- More costume parties.
(X buzzes)
- Globally, yeah, things are gonna explode.
- Death and destruction.
- More homeless.
- It's gonna be really sad.
- We're in trouble, like this is not going well.
We're not having a good run at it.
- Only so much bad stuff can happen
before something good happens.
- What years is this?
This is the political thing, voting year or something?
- I hope we change presidents; that would be great.
- Really want Elizabeth Warren.
(X buzzes) - Buttigieg.
- Beto. (X buzzes)
- Bernie.
- Bernie's gonna win. (X buzzes)
I love you, Bernie. (laughs)
- The US is going to elect a woman.
- A woman as a president. (X buzzes)
- An Asian president. (X buzzes)
- Trump will definitely have been impeached.
- [Women] Impeach--
- Ment! (X buzzes)
- I don't think our impeachment will be successful.
(check dings)
- This is not gonna happen.
- I think Trump's gonna win again.
(X buzzes)
- Donald Trump will not. - Will not get reelected.
(check dings) - Landslide.
- Adios, Donald motherfucking Trump.
- We'll have an adult in the Oval Office.
- The Electoral College is gonna do what they like,
despite what everyone else wants.
- We're gonna find out whether or not the constitution
is an immune system that can eject a virus or not.
(check dings)
- People with different point of view can come together.
(X buzzes)
- We're gonna have two different countries.
- Florida's just gonna break off
and finally drift away and leave us alone.
(chuckles) No offense to Florida.
- [Interviewer] What are your 2020 predictions?
- I'm praying for a zombie apocalypse.
- Everything just burns down and we start over.
- It's 2020, the apocalypse; it's happening, watch out.
You don't stand a chance, sorry.
Yeah. (laughs) (check dings)