(applause)
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
This is Guy Smiley, America's favorite game show host
and we're here to play the eating game,
the game where plates get to meet foods
and take them to dinner.
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Yes, yes.
Alright, now here is how we play the game.
We have with us today three kinds of food.
Food number one is a fish.
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And food number two is corn.
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And food number three is a glass of milk.
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Now in just a minute a plate will come out.
Now she's never seen any of these foods before.
She'll sit here and ask them some questions,
because as you know, asking questions is a great way
to find things out.
And then she'll pick the food that she wants
to take to dinner.
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Yes, okay, now here she is.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's all welcome Plate.
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Yes, hi Plate, it's nice to have you here with us today.
- Well thank you Guy.
- And are you ready to ask your questions?
- I sure am Guy.
- Okay, well why don't we start
by having all the foods say hello to you?
Food number one, can you say hello to Plate?
- How you doing Plate?
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- [Guy] And food number two?
- Howdee do Plate?
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- [Guy] And food number three?
- Hi there Plate.
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- Now I'm sure you're anxious to get started
asking your questions Plate.
So why don't you just go right ahead?
- Okay Guy.
Food number one, if I were a mouth,
what would I say when I tasted you?
- You'd say mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.
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- Oh, that's great, okay.
Food number two, is there something special
I should know about you?
- Well, I'm easy to get along with
'cause I can be eaten on the cob or off the cob
and I love to go to barbecues.
(audience laughter)
- Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Okay, food number three, what meal do you go best with?
- Well, personally I go with breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I'm just sort of your all-round person,
you know what I mean?
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- Oh boy, what a guy, okay.
Food number one.
(buzzer)
- Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Plate, your time is up.
- Oh no.
- Now you will have to decide which food
you want to take to dinner.
Will it be food number one, food number two,
or food number three?
- Gee Guy, it's hard to make up my mind.
I mean they were all so nice.
- I understand that but you still have to pick one food
that you can take to dinner.
- But Guy I can't.
I mean they're all delicious
and they're all really good for you.
- Listen, Plate, we're running out of time.
Make up your mind.
- Well alright.
I pick food numbers one, two, and three.
(applause)
- Oh.
- Yeah, come on guys.
I know a great salad bar down the street.
You can eat a lot of great vegetables and croutons
and salad bowls.
Here I go, hold on.
- This is Guy Smiley saying goodbye from the eating game
and wait for me.
What's for dessert guys?
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